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Esna Pitoojee
Heavily Utilized Mechanic Mayhem
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Posted - 2008.06.23 02:59:00 -
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Last I heard of out favorite (evil) Amarrian, Darth Sage, he was going on a vacation in Gallente space. That was a few weeks before the whole cluster went ka-boom, and everyone started shooting at each other. Considering that I find it highly unlikely that Sage would sit out that kind of chaos (I'd expect him to be picking among the wreckage for "recruits", or maybe he was lounging somewhere on Gallente Prime, laughing his head off about it), so: Has anyone seen Darth Sage?
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Spyra Gryra
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2008.06.23 04:25:00 -
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Yeeesssssssss!
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Myxx
Domini Umbrus
Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.06.23 05:31:00 -
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No, and I hope he was destroyed in the ensuing fight on caldari prime, if there was any.
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Nachshon
17th Minmatar Tactical Wing
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Posted - 2008.06.23 05:50:00 -
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No, I haven't seen him.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.23 06:52:00 -
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For the love of Hotdrops -do not- mention his name, the summit needs no more of that.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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BloodBird
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.24 06:11:00 -
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I've not seen him, and for that I am quite thankfull. I'm not exactly missing his rather uniquely absurd self. At all.
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Stitcher
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.06.24 08:05:00 -
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Has anyone seen Darth Sage?
You're assuming that anybody wants to...
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Sepherim
Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.06.24 11:09:00 -
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"Our favourite (evil) Amarrian"? You realize that having a favourite traitor is pretty close to treason itself, Mr Pitoojee?
And no, haven't seen him or read any of him as of late. It better stay that way.
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Natalia Duraldi
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2008.06.24 21:39:00 -
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I believe I saw him on the Crystal Boulevard searching for the SOCT Advanced Verbal Diarrhea skill book and some lingerie for himself. I'm sure he will be back soon, unfortunately...
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.06.24 22:36:00 -
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No, he hasn't been around, and to be honest I'm glad. There is currently no-one to challenge my unpopularity - he's one of the few people who's more unlikeable than myself, and him being gone is perfectly fine with me. In fact, to be honest, I'd prefer if you avoided even saying his name - I believe, like the Dark One, saying his name draws his attention.
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Dance Commander
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DeadRow
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.06.24 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
No, he hasn't been around, and to be honest I'm glad. There is currently no-one to challenge my unpopularity - he's one of the few people who's more unlikeable than myself, and him being gone is perfectly fine with me. In fact, to be honest, I'd prefer if you avoided even saying his name - I believe, like the Dark One, saying his name draws his attention.
You underestimate how much people dislike you 
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Sahaquiel Faust
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:32:00 -
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perhaps he's finally scurried back under the rock from whence he came... one can dream at least
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Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.03 07:46:00 -
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I recall that he was going to visit every single pleasure hub within 25 jumps of Luminaire, in alphabetical order. Even if half have closed down since my... er, anyway, that's a lot of ground to cover. Large tracts of firm, sculpted land...
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MenanceWhite
Amarr
Fruit Fellatio
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Posted - 2008.07.03 08:58:00 -
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Stop shooting the pleasure hubs, think of the people that lives inside there!!
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Originally by: Oveur
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Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2008.07.09 19:22:00 -
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I have returned from the darkness refreshed and ready to
rawr, i have been trying to raise my standings with the
republic only to be dashed at every turn with bribes have
even failed to work even the kidnapping and slaughter of
thousands of slaves have not worked.
Now I must do it the hard way and work along side the
filth of the slave race just to allow myself to be able
to bring my plans in to fruition.
But I have been around working diligently to push my
plans forwards and though stumbling blocks have been
placed before me by the influence of certain electus
matari individuals i shall not be stopped and the foul
harlot char shall beg for mercy before me on bended knees
to be EX..TERMI..ATED!
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.07.09 19:40:00 -
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Ah. There he is.
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Rakk Ashari
Gallente
Merch Industrial
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Posted - 2008.07.09 19:49:00 -
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And all is "right" in the world again.
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BloodBird
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.09 22:02:00 -
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Curses. I had hoped he would go drown in a pool somewhere... guess I'll have to leave it to the Matari to deal with him as normal then...
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Siviran
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.09 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Sage
I have returned from the darkness refreshed and ready to
rawr, i have been trying to raise my standings with the
republic only to be dashed at every turn with bribes have
even failed to work even the kidnapping and slaughter of
thousands of slaves have not worked.
Now I must do it the hard way and work along side the
filth of the slave race just to allow myself to be able
to bring my plans in to fruition.
But I have been around working diligently to push my
plans forwards and though stumbling blocks have been
placed before me by the influence of certain electus
matari individuals i shall not be stopped and the foul
harlot char shall beg for mercy before me on bended knees
to be EX..TERMI..ATED!
Wait...at the risk of sounding completely like a fool..I'd like to make sure I'm reading this correctly, and that its not some elaborate hack to my displays or something.
You (Sage) are an Amarrian...named after a bitter herb, with plans of being some sort of fascist dictator. You are currently working with the Gallenteans (and by extension, the Matari), performing kidnappings, slave sacrifice, and mass murder...in an attempt to eradicate the Matari?
I mean, I know I'm a new capsuleer on the block here, and I'm not exactly some sort of angel (especially by Caldari standards)...but wouldn't it likely be faster, cheaper, and more efficient just to death ram a Titan or two into some Matari planets? I mean, really...that's convoluted even by Amarrian standards.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.07.10 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Siviran
I mean, I know I'm a new capsuleer on the block here
Believe me, we can tell. Nobody who's been around for long enough to have encountered Sage before bothers with trying to work their way through his logic.
It's a lot easier if you just accept the fact that he's a LOOOOOONG way from safe harbour and leave it at that.
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3ll3
Gallente
Tranquillity Nation
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Posted - 2008.07.10 18:21:00 -
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Originally by: Siviran
but wouldn't it likely be faster, cheaper, and more efficient just to death ram a Titan or two into some Matari planets? I mean, really...that's convoluted even by Amarrian standards.
Wll no not realy first you have to aquire a Titan and trust me it is not that cheap!
Next you have to train to use it or pursade some one to waste some thing that alone is close or near 30 Billion Isk init self.
But the cost for books and to train those boks as well as time needed is astronomical.
And knowing ol'sage an Onion he'll have some other plan in mind...hmnnn OH CRAP!
Um I highly recomend all milta to best not let your crew members wonder rthe corridors along should he be able to join the milta!
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Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.10 21:53:00 -
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Welcome back Darth! Maybe we could see if we hit the same places in our journeys. Mies has one of the best Pleasure Hubs I've ever seen, really!
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Gottii
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.10 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Gottii on 10/07/2008 22:27:09
Originally by: Karanth
Welcome back Darth! Maybe we could see if we hit the same places in our journeys. Mies has one of the best Pleasure Hubs I've ever seen, really!
Now there's a situation that should keep all of GalNet up at night....
Imagine if Karanth and Sage met in a pleasure hub....indulged in drugs and drink and whatnot....nature took its course....and they had a child? Now there's an evil gene pool to dip into. That kid would make the Bhaalgorn itself look cute and cuddly.
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
The Harlequinade
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Posted - 2008.07.10 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gottii
and they had a child?
Thanks so much for that image. I have to go bleach my brain now.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.07.11 03:51:00 -
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Originally by: Bad Harlequin
Thanks so much for that image. I have to go bleach my brain now.
Want to meet up for a few drinks? I recently got my hands on some good Intaki plum wine, which is fairly good brain-bleach.
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Dance Commander
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Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.11 07:42:00 -
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Originally by: Gottii
Edited by: Gottii on 10/07/2008 22:27:09
Originally by: Karanth
Welcome back Darth! Maybe we could see if we hit the same places in our journeys. Mies has one of the best Pleasure Hubs I've ever seen, really!
Now there's a situation that should keep all of GalNet up at night....
Imagine if Karanth and Sage met in a pleasure hub....indulged in drugs and drink and whatnot....nature took its course....and they had a child? Now there's an evil gene pool to dip into. That kid would make the Bhaalgorn itself look cute and cuddly.
Now, we all know what sort of biomass is used for clones. Without some sort of work on my part (something I'm very much against, since I'm lazy), your little fantasy wouldn't get past the "wake up hung over and naked" stage.
Believe me, it wouldn't be the first time...
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Boom ChickaBoom
Caldari
Friendly Pod Poppers
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Posted - 2008.07.11 21:02:00 -
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I thought he was running some goonswarm pet alliance called dashio?
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.12 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: Karanth
Without some sort of work on my part (something I'm very much against, since I'm lazy), your little fantasy wouldn't get past the "wake up hung over and naked" stage.
True, although I'd personally be worried about adding the words, "tied to an altar, surrounded by chanting, robed figures, and with a black glass knife chipped from the surface of a laser-scarred outer world poised above my breast" to the description of my waking.
Although I've found myself drawn for various reasons to various sorts of men, I really must draw the line at Sani Sabik. I'm pretty sure there's a dusty old tome tucked away in some occult library on Amarr Prime titled, "Seduction and Sacrifice: A Practical Guide."
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Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.13 02:50:00 -
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You obviously never went to a sorority party at the Center for Advanced Studies in Cistuvaert. If I didn't wake up chained to SOMETHING, it wasn't much of a party. Like a couple weeks ago, sheesh. I'll be paying to fix that damage for a couple years, I'm sure.
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