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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 03:22:00 -
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While I'm sure word will travel via the Gallente militia news soon enough, I thought I'd take the liberty of posting my own report here.
This evening The Dead Parrot Shoppe, Inc., a Gallente Militia corporation, launched a daring attack on the Caldari high-sec assets. We were tired of seeing 90% of their 7000 pilots staying out of the firing line, so we thought we'd bring the fight to them. While the rest of the Gallente militia were busy slaughtering five Caldari carriers (woot!) we slipped into Perimeter, moved across the system, and struck out into Jita. After making a mockery of the Caldari Navy at the gate, we set up at the holy of holies - Jita's 4-4 Trade Hub.
For over an hour, we lashed out at every Militia who undocked, every militia who came into system, and every militia who tried to leave. The results?
22 kills, including 5 battleships.
The losses?
One Onyx on the way out of the system. :(
A few delicious Caldari quotes for your enjoyment...
Stanislav Alexarr > wait, why are gallente outside 4-4, that's caldari navy space?
jameszhao55 > where the damn is the navy??? FlyinBryan > Caldari has a Navy?
Spartan2557 > 2 wt in jita BLACK MORPHEUS > wow Spartan2557 > help needed right ow BLACK MORPHEUS > crazy stupid Pebkak > SEND HALP --------------------------------------- Been a fun night, Caldari. See you in your high-sec again.
Soon.
P.S. - May want to watch those mission hubs of yours.
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Khirzan Wolfson
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2008.06.28 03:26:00 -
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Gallente militia keeping it real...awesome! -Khirzan Wolfson
"I may be Caldari, but it is the Gallente Federation that I fight for....The Calamari don't deserve their place in the heavens anymore...the corruption and arrogance has gone on t |
Dragoon Zephyrus
Gallente Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Militia
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Posted - 2008.06.28 03:28:00 -
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2nd.... take it to the Caldari.... Next time I want to join in.
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Fabrice Enchante
Gallente Needles for Balloons
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Posted - 2008.06.28 06:11:00 -
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Sounds like fun. The Caldari Navy really is pretty pathetic. They do yell at you a lot as you fly through their systems though.
================<NEEDY>======================= POP goes the weasel. |
Lisosianya
Caldari Rade koncar ja
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Posted - 2008.06.28 08:54:00 -
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Great fight Friedrick, you should start alliance to make Gallente real power over other factions
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Tisisan
Calista Industries Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 10:52:00 -
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I honestly cant tell if thats meant to be ironic or not, heh.
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Gajoleus
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Posted - 2008.06.28 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Gajoleus on 28/06/2008 11:13:42
lol great post Lisosianya,
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Dr Axler
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Posted - 2008.06.28 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Axler on 28/06/2008 11:44:24 some inserts from local
[ 2008.06.28 01:34:48 ] Sepheir Sepheron > Is someone tanking concord at the perimiter gate?! [ 2008.06.28 01:34:49 ] Sepheir Sepheron > Wtf? [ 2008.06.28 01:35:14 ] Ree Serch > omg fo real? [ 2008.06.28 01:35:25 ] Del Tarrent > The navy is there pretty hard core [ 2008.06.28 01:35:29 ] Sepheir Sepheron > Yeayh lol I warped away cause if he can tank concord he'd *****me. [ 2008.06.28 01:35:50 ] Del Tarrent > no kidding
[ 2008.06.28 01:41:25 ] Jykoth > For anyone not actually watching this, http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/0806/2008.06.28.01.38.02.jpg |
Belch Verbyl
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.28 11:45:00 -
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Ok I lol'd so damn hard... nearly ****ed my pants |
Joza Gulikoza
The first genesis Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:23:00 -
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Camping Jita 4-4? That's got to be a first. You are so awesome! |
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Carrier Eleven
Gallente EVE Posting Service
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Posted - 2008.06.28 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Joza Gulikoza Camping Jita 4-4? That's got to be a first. You are so awesome!
Actually, since you obviously know very little about FW, I will clue you in... If everything I have read/heard is true, it WAS a feat. The Caldari NPC navy would be chasing these guys the moment they hit Caldari highsec. From looking at the Gallente KB there was 11 of them in the raid. That means they were dealing with 22 Caldari Navy BS's and 22 Cruisers. The NPC Navies don't scram afaik, but the do web/nos the heck out of you. So, tanking the navy and still getting numerous kills was a good show on the part of the OP.
Well Done !
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 14:15:00 -
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Edited by: Friedrick Psitalon on 28/06/2008 14:17:18 Twelve actually - so 24 battleships with Neuts (not sure of the amount, don't have the exact figure - it's not inconsiderable, though, and more than your average Heavy Nos, for sure) and capable of 10k damage (pre-resist) alpha strikes (yes, that number is accurate), 12 cruisers with damps, and 12 frigates with webs. We didn't chart the damage numbers for the lesser ships - we were more concerned with those staggering alphas. Our best guess is the Caldari Navy is using Marauders instead of Battleships.
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LuthienTinuviel
The Higher Standard
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Posted - 2008.06.28 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Friedrick Psitalon
Pebkak > SEND HALP
Awesome guys and funniest quote is that one hehe
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Hesod Adee
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.28 22:29:00 -
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How long did it take them to organise a proper response to your presence ? |
Julianus Soter
Gallente The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 22:53:00 -
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I had to leave early, but as I understand it, there was never an organized effort to remove us from Jita... we disengaged only when we needed to pull out for the night and get some rest. |
Jebidus Skari
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2008.06.29 10:20:00 -
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Caldari are seriously poor, they have numbers, but my god the FCs are poor and the players just have clue what they are doing. Albeit it though some of them dont have the experience and are learning so good on them for bringing it. However blind leading the blind doesnt help. Sad but true |
BELLZYBUB
Minmatar Shade.
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Posted - 2008.06.30 02:07:00 -
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Hats off to ya Fried and the Foom clan on the raid....Sure miss fightin side by side with you guys.
Bellzy
" SOUL COUNTER DELUXE" THE DEVILS ADVOCATE |
Joza Gulikoza
The first genesis Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.07.02 06:28:00 -
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Whoa so while shooting black screened people undocking you also have to tank some NPCs that's pro
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Lisosianya
Caldari Rade koncar ja
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:23:00 -
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That is our Friedrick, he should definitly start alliance
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Cadde
Gallente L.M.F.A.O
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: Joza Gulikoza Whoa so while shooting black screened people undocking you also have to tank some NPCs that's pro
What's even more pro is they got the idea first. If only the Caldari FW pilots would bring the fight to them this wouldn't happen / be possible right? --------------- Opinions expressed are those of my own and does in NO WAY reflect the opinions of whatever corp/alliance i am currently part of. |
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Dr Axler
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Joza Gulikoza Whoa so while shooting black screened people undocking you also have to tank some NPCs that's pro
have you ever tried tanking the navy, they are far closer to concord then to your regular npc rats. if you would have bothered to read the post, you would have seen this
Twelve actually - so 24 battleships with Neuts (not sure of the amount, don't have the exact figure - it's not inconsiderable, though, and more than your average Heavy Nos, for sure) and capable of 10k damage (pre-resist) alpha strikes (yes, that number is accurate), 12 cruisers with damps, and 12 frigates with webs.
id like to see you tank that. please, do try, and then post your loss here, i promise i wont smack...
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RapidTaco
Caldari Tacos Revolution
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Posted - 2008.08.04 13:46:00 -
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And the exact response from me (while FCing the large caldari gang that was up when this happened... twice). "Gal are camping Jita!?!?!, Thank God someone inform the gal they can have it" |
Sky Grunthor
Minmatar The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.04 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: RapidTaco And the exact response from me (while FCing the large caldari gang that was up when this happened... twice). "Gal are camping Jita!?!?!, Thank God someone inform the gal they can have it"
necro post....
but funny all the same :D Search: Sky Grunthor |
Victoria Ehr
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.08.04 22:07:00 -
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Since this has been raised from the dead.
Friedrick Psitalon, the famous front man of Bruce. Now strokes his ego, much like a mob leader, using exploits for his own gain. Yes Taco, this man wants Jita because he knows his people have nothing like it. Is he an example of Gallente? A few delicious Friedrick quotes for your enjoyment.
[20:41:16] Friedrick Psitalon > Getting people like you to follow me without question and feel horribly betrayed later on. :) [20:41:25] Friedrick Psitalon > Leading mindless drones, basically. ;) [20:41:39] Victoria Ehr > is that why you run a corp?
[20:36:35] Friedrick Psitalon > I'm not sure if I was insulted or complimented. I'm completely at a loss. [20:36:40] Flatline Flechette > good [20:36:55] Victoria Ehr > oh dear, Fried at a loss... thats so bruce of him [20:37:23] Friedrick Psitalon > Victoria, shut your bleeding gob. Your contribution to BRUCE was somewhere between "nothing" and "Who is that person, anyhow?" Your greatest achievement today is fapping off in local while crying "PRAISE JESUS!" [20:37:35] Victoria Ehr > :) [20:37:39] Flatline Flechette > lol [20:37:53] Sanka Cofie > don't hold back
See you on the battlefield soon Friedrick, remember if you start something you need to finish it or was 'Bruce' not a lesson enough for you?
-------------------------------------------- The path to power is up!
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Ramirez Dora
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 00:48:00 -
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I wish I could say that I know who you are, but I don't. Either way, let it go already Oo
And if you're going to quote chat logs of all things, edit out the timestamps so it doesn't look blatantly obvious you left out critical sections.
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Victoria Ehr
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.08.05 02:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ramirez Dora And if you're going to quote chat logs of all things, edit out the timestamps so it doesn't look blatantly obvious you left out critical sections.
Alright here it is, check for those critical sections, sorry if i tried to keep the post smaller.
[20:36:35] Friedrick Psitalon > I'm not sure if I was insulted or complimented. I'm completely at a loss. [20:36:40] Flatline Flechette > good [20:36:55] Victoria Ehr > oh dear, Fried at a loss... thats so bruce of him [20:37:23] Friedrick Psitalon > Victoria, shut your bleeding gob. Your contribution to BRUCE was somewhere between "nothing" and "Who is that person, anyhow?" Your greatest achievement today is fapping off in local while crying "PRAISE JESUS!" [20:37:35] Victoria Ehr > :) [20:37:39] Flatline Flechette > lol [20:37:53] Sanka Cofie > don't hold back. [20:37:58] Sanka Cofie > tell us how you REALLY feel. [20:37:58] Victoria Ehr > oh i love teasing you Fried, your so... touchy like that [20:38:05] Friedrick Psitalon > I was. Had to be careful not to violate the EULA. :( [20:38:20] Urahara Asus > there's a EULA? [20:38:23] Urahara Asus > bummer.... [20:39:00] Victoria Ehr > Let me know when you abandon the gallente like you did Bruce Fried, i may hire you. [20:39:00] Flatline Flechette > whats a eula [20:39:07] Friedrick Psitalon > I'm not touchy, I just enjoy the abuse of an utter non-entity who thinks they've achieved something by being in proximity of someone they dislike. [20:39:16] Tierie > Our children for the STATE [20:39:25] Flatline Flechette > unbelievable bull**** [20:40:23] Friedrick Psitalon > Everyone's gotta have a talent. :) [20:40:29] Victoria Ehr > Whats yours? [20:41:08] Tierie > Being space-frenchman [20:41:14] exxxie > buuuurn! [20:41:16] Friedrick Psitalon > Getting people like you to follow me without question and feel horribly betrayed later on. :) [20:41:25] Friedrick Psitalon > Leading mindless drones, basically. ;) [20:41:39] Victoria Ehr > is that why you run a corp? [20:41:53] Friedrick Psitalon > I don't run FOOM. You're behind the times.
Oh, he doesn't "run" FOOM anymore, so were Bruce, FOOM members mindless drones when you did? -------------------------------------------- The path to power is up!
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Ramirez Dora
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.05 03:05:00 -
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Edited by: Ramirez Dora on 05/08/2008 03:05:45 Thanks for posting the full logs. My basic reading comprehension now caught on to the fact that he was taking the **** with you and your insults (i.e. humour).
Can we please let this thread die now? There's more exciting FW news out there.
Edit: and apparently that ol' english saying is being censored Oo
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Ram Celles
Gallente Gravis Corp Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.05 13:53:00 -
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Lol nicely done fred, good going and ftw ~ I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! |
kessah
Suicidal Tendencies Ltd
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Posted - 2008.08.05 16:41:00 -
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Edited by: kessah on 05/08/2008 16:43:40 I believe the Gallente are content in placing other defeats from there mind during these recent times.
I shall remind them of the shame Mentil Unstable Enterprises and Sucidal Tendancies brought upon them when certain Gallente faction corps came knocking in Nisuwa.
The Caldari are holding strong, and while your fleet squander over pickings in Tama and Other (non conquerable systems in high sec), the Caldari have seen fit to remove you of your support and systems while you play high sec wars.
The fight is in the Black Rise and Placid, would you like directions Gallente flith?
:( damn this is over 6 weeks old... grrr, keeping it posted cus i worked hard at the RP side of it... lame
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Sherio
Caldari Mentally Unstable Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.06 10:05:00 -
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<} kessah
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