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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:08:00 -
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Some of you may be curious as to what the illustrious Mittani is so smug about. I aim to compile a list.
For starters:
The Mittani once procured an Erebus, expending only four exotic dancers.
The Mittani once soloed a 10/10 in a single hero Rifter.
The Mittani once ransomed a Revelation in his capsule.
The Mittani invented celestials. All of them. And named every one.
The Mittani does not require stargates, as he is present in EVERY system at ONCE.
Feel free to add to this list below ^-^ |
Warrick Sothr
Sigillum Militum Xpisti Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:09:00 -
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The Mittani once shutdown Jita for an entire day with nothing but a single noob ship.
The Mittani once hijacked a jump freighter by hiding in the plastic wrap |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
356
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:14:00 -
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The Mittani is the omnipotent and omniscient autocrat of the most highly disciplined elite fighting force in EVE. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:14:00 -
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The Mittani can invent a tech II blueprint using only a paperclip, chewing gum wrappers and a magnifying glass. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:17:00 -
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Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Sasha Azala
Blood and Decay
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:17:00 -
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Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. |
MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
187
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:19:00 -
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the mittani licked my nuts last night....
true story. |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
79
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:19:00 -
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"The Mittani once ate a bowl full of nails..."
"So"
"Without any milk..."
"Right this way sir"
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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
26
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:22:00 -
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Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.
The Mittani once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris into 37S-KO and simultaneously completed all incursions.
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Nikola Aivoras
Order Of Ibis United Armed Forces Military Core
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:23:00 -
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Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.
And MacGyver |
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Kehro Urgus
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:31:00 -
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Nikola Aivoras wrote:Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. And MacGyver Dame Edna I hear voices and they don't like you very much! |
Grumpy Owly
323
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:37:00 -
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The "bogeyman" checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris before going to sleep. Bounty Hunting for CSM 7
Stop EvE Apathy |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:39:00 -
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Kehro Urgus wrote:Nikola Aivoras wrote:Sasha Azala wrote:Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris. And MacGyver Dame Edna
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:45:00 -
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The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
125
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:55:00 -
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Hexus Draidin wrote:The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves.
The Mittani lost a ship once.
Once.
He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Plus 1
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2012.03.14 01:59:00 -
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This thread is like a ****** up Dos Equis commercial. |
Joshua Aivoras
Tech IV Industries The Methodical Alliance
194
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:02:00 -
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Seems legit. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:03:00 -
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The Mittani has 10.0 standing with the Jove Empire and can enter their space at will. |
Takashi Kaeda
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:04:00 -
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The Mittani once 'liked' one of my posts. |
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons Wonder Kids
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:20:00 -
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The Mittani has a special AoE module equipped on all of his vessels known as "The Wizard of EVE". Its power is said to be so great that those present in the system when it is activated forget ever having seen it. |
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Oxylan
1 Caldaryjski Pluton Uderzeniowy
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris is still better than Mittani. |
Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:49:00 -
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Mittens is not The Stig
The icy gaze of Mittens is scarier than Medusa's
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:53:00 -
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This thread made me cringe
-áThough All Men Do Despise Us |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2012.03.14 02:59:00 -
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The Mittani once had sex with me. I, uh, hmmm, I mean, I once had sex with a giruy. I'm confused. Okay, lemme start again. The Mittani is so powerful his thrust are like hammers on my... No no, thats not right. Okay, okay. I think I've got it now. I once saw the Mittani and Chuck Norris making out on a park bench in the Jita 4-4 station just after dark, while Darius III played a fiddle that sounded like cats copulating. True Story. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Tobiaz
Spacerats
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:08:00 -
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Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread. |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:43:00 -
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The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.
Don't be a Goonsheep. Vote Issler Dainze for CSM7!
http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=470 |
Takashi Kaeda
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:44:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.
Don't be a Goonsheep.
Says the guy voting for WiS. |
Anastasia Shimaya
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:50:00 -
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Ah so the day Mittani... I mean CCP nerfed TITANS Mittani gets a worship thread.... nice
RIP PL, RAIDEN, NCDot.... pen is mightier then the Tracking Titan |
Xavier Holtzman
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:51:00 -
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Tobiaz wrote:Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread.
This made me laugh uncontrollably. |
Theon Severasse
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2012.03.14 03:54:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina
and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread
I hear the man is married...
Although that might just be to himself |
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