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ArmChair Admiral
Armchair News
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Posted - 2008.06.29 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: ArmChair Admiral on 29/06/2008 14:18:42 Well for a while now we have known the goons were general jerks and jackasses. Nay, even cruel! But is there one who is crueler? One more decietful or more evil?! Yes, there is! I have uncovered horrifying evidence that there is a threat greater to eve than goons. I recommedn that a strong confederation of corps/alliances is formed to fight them. Who are they you ask? Two Words: Ivy Leage!
We all know that Ivy leage like to help noobs right?! They defend people from evil pirates right?! Wrong! They ENSLAVE noobs! Ivy Leage has 1,500 members. Obviously they obtain these by pretending to train them! But it is more sinister! Ivy League is managed in a medieval fashion. At the top are the elite nobles...aka experiened players! They make up ten percent of Ivy League! And at the bottom are over 1,200 noob peasants forced to do their evil bidding! Look at ho wthey blob privateers and others they go to war with! They use the noobs as meatshield peasants like they did in medieval times! I challenge one of the big alliances of eve to war dec ivy league to free the innocent noob peasants! Let freedom and liberation reign!
Who told me this you ask? I have talked to some extremely reliable people to find this out: T20, remedial and, of course, General Windypops! These people, and others, have successfully spied on and found this out about Ivy!
And who am I you ask? My friends and enemies....they call me...beantown bill! |
MONOCERUS
Strength Of New Ubik Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2008.06.29 14:19:00 -
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ibtl |
CommmanderInChief
Comply Or Die
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Posted - 2008.06.29 14:20:00 -
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ermm i think the process goes like this ---> right click portrait ---> leave corporation |
ArmChair Admiral
Armchair News
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Posted - 2008.06.29 14:23:00 -
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You are wrong, commander. If you leave Ivy...they hire mercs and assassins to hunt you down! |
Death4free
Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.29 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: ArmChair Admiral Edited by: ArmChair Admiral on 29/06/2008 14:18:42 Well for a while now we have known the goons were general jerks and jackasses. Nay, even cruel! But is there one who is crueler? One more decietful or more evil?! Yes, there is! I have uncovered horrifying evidence that there is a threat greater to eve than goons. I recommedn that a strong confederation of corps/alliances is formed to fight them. Who are they you ask? Two Words: Ivy Leage!
We all know that Ivy leage like to help noobs right?! They defend people from evil pirates right?! Wrong! They ENSLAVE noobs! Ivy Leage has 1,500 members. Obviously they obtain these by pretending to train them! But it is more sinister! Ivy League is managed in a medieval fashion. At the top are the elite nobles...aka experiened players! They make up ten percent of Ivy League! And at the bottom are over 1,200 noob peasants forced to do their evil bidding! Look at ho wthey blob privateers and others they go to war with! They use the noobs as meatshield peasants like they did in medieval times! I challenge one of the big alliances of eve to war dec ivy league to free the innocent noob peasants! Let freedom and liberation reign!
Who told me this you ask? I have talked to some extremely reliable people to find this out: T20, remedial and, of course, General Windypops! These people, and others, have successfully spied on and found this out about Ivy!
And who am I you ask? My friends and enemies....they call me...beantown bill!
priva are currently contesting this grave menace
iskdonations gratefully accepted plz send to me |
Val Streth
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.29 19:03:00 -
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Unspeakable.
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FOFOFOF
CRAPSTORM
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Posted - 2008.06.29 19:08:00 -
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You cannot reveal your sources!!! wtf are you doing?
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Emrod
Amarr Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.29 19:44:00 -
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Why this dude talk about humakind democracy ? COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |
Kyrie Elaison
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.06.29 19:47:00 -
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Is there any way to get in on this action? Arghy is the one true God and Dungar is His prophet. |
Halkin
Locus Solus
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Posted - 2008.06.29 22:26:00 -
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quality post, somewhere else
Originally by: Elise Randolph Everybody wins when trolls get trolled.
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Necronomicon
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.30 00:27:00 -
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Edited by: Necronomicon on 30/06/2008 00:27:32 YES!
Sorry, I thought you said Pheasants, nm.
KIA - Don't ask me, I was off grid.
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Admiral Himerias
The White Star Consortium Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.01 05:50:00 -
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Ingenious. I am sure that BoB, Goons and Razor will get to work straight away with "liberating" the "noob peasants."
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Severe Admin
Blind Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.01 06:13:00 -
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arohaRnonsriosrn
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Space Explorer
Minmatar Evil Fluffy Bunnies
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Posted - 2008.07.01 06:37:00 -
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Hooch alt spotted...
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Raguun
LDK Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service
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Posted - 2008.07.01 06:51:00 -
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Cool, role playing :) What this game is about. Consider this seriously big alliances :D |
Crotador
Minmatar The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.01 15:40:00 -
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What a load of crap....
Oh wait... I'm in caod
You must be some sort of lowlife that has been popped by some T1 frigates... This is my forum sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Viqtoria
Caldari Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.07.01 17:50:00 -
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nao! libate the pheasants!!
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Romulus Lucati
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Posted - 2008.07.01 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: ArmChair Admiral Edited by: ArmChair Admiral on 29/06/2008 14:18:42 Two Words: Ivy Leage!
You did take spelling in journalism school, right?
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Zapp Brenigan
Caldari Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.07.01 17:57:00 -
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I for one both support and welcome our new Ivy League Overlords. May their will be done and their wisdom reign till the stars burn out or the server shutdown.
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