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DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.03 17:53:00 - [1] Edited by: DubanFP on 03/07/2008 17:55:38 Corpmate 1 > you guys wanna know a quick way not to score a chick? Corpmate 2 > tell her she looks like a beached whale? Myself > Lol "corpmate 2" That was horrible in such a funny way. Corpmate 1 > i was in city i see 2 really really hot chick i stop them and ask their advice on whats the best way to ask 2 girls for a threesome Corpmate 3 > insulting a chick always gets em hawt Corpmate 1 > they look kind of weird and say they dont think theres a good way, so i say ok ill just try directly and i asked Myself > Then just follow up with a comment about the beached whales smelling better. Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?" Myself > this thread totally deserves a post on the EVE forums OOTP section So this begs the question. How do you NOT score with a chick? _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
P'uck	Posted - 2008.07.03 17:57:00 - [2] "But I tell you, it's REALLY not contageous!" "Hey, you look/smell just like my mom/ex GF!" "I collect kid's panties" All those lower your chances rather efficiently.
Tarminic 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.07.03 18:18:00 - [3] OOH! I have experience with this. My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3)
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.03 18:23:00 - [4] If "scoring" seems imminent then I would imagine casually mentioning that you need to call your mom for permission first would be quite successful at stopping that train. Really REALLY fast. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Cat Funt	Posted - 2008.07.03 18:39:00 - [5] i always get them drunk, then get them home. once u get them in the sack give their starfish a tickle, gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin.
Straight Chillen Gallente Solar Wind Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service	Posted - 2008.07.03 18:46:00 - [6] Tell her you found your last GF on http://www.datecraft.com/
Zephyr Rengate ShockTroopers	Posted - 2008.07.03 19:06:00 - [7] Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
Bish Ounen Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.07.03 19:07:00 - [8] Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. I'm not left-handed /Inigo Montoya Tactical Logistics using the last T1 Frigate hull!
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.03 19:19:00 - [9] Originally by: Cat Funt i always get them drunk, then get them home. once u get them in the sack give their starfish a tickle, gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin. How *not* to score a chick - your doing it wrong. Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
Rawr Cristina Caldari Omerta Syndicate	Posted - 2008.07.03 19:22:00 - [10] Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 03/07/2008 19:22:46 Originally by: Cat Funt i always get them drunk, then get them home. That's called Rape ...

Sacul Wreckless Abandon Un-Natural Selection	Posted - 2008.07.03 19:31:00 - [11] I find drooling and stareing at boobs a excellent and proven method.....well unless the object of your stare is drunk (aswell?), then it might backfire. This is what internet space ship geeks commonly refer to as "w1n!' or 'score'.
Ulu Gallente	Posted - 2008.07.03 20:07:00 - [12] Originally by: DubanFP Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?" Did anyone else laugh at the double meaning of 'want to come back to mine'?
Kyrall Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.03 20:08:00 - [13] Originally by: Ulu Originally by: DubanFP Corpmate 2 > i might try the, "Hey, i have 43mil sps, can fly a carrier and multiple faction ships, want to come back to mine?" Did anyone else laugh at the double meaning of 'want to come back to mine'? No, but I did now! - Originally by: Grarr Dexx YES PLEASE TOUCH MY ABSOLUTION
The TX Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon	Posted - 2008.07.03 20:26:00 - [14] I can never see the word 'come' and not think of it's rude meaning. I always let out a little internal titter when I see it. -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Zephyr Rengate ShockTroopers	Posted - 2008.07.03 20:43:00 - [15] Originally by: The TX I can never see the word 'come' and not think of it's rude meaning. I always let out a little internal titter when I see it. want to come with me? Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.07.03 22:37:00 - [16] Go up to a chick on the beach and try to push her back into the sea.
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.07.03 22:45:00 - [17] How not to score with chicks...Let me count the ways... Slade
ILikeTastyPie Digital assassins	Posted - 2008.07.04 00:04:00 - [18] Originally by: Tarminic OOH! I have experience with this. My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.07.04 00:31:00 - [19] Originally by: ILikeTastyPie Originally by: Tarminic OOH! I have experience with this. My wife is fat and I'm average looking, which resulted being hit on occasionally by girls because they thought that since they were skinny I'd automatically start flirting with them. Obviously this was annoying, so any time anything like that happened I'd just start talking about EVE, using every piece or jargon I knew. Works almost instantly. Haha your very flattering about your wife, I think you described how to not pull a girl in the first 4 words He only said that because he knows she won't read it. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.07.04 00:48:00 - [20] heres a way not to pick up a chick "hi there I'm DubanFP, yes thats right the eve player..."

Dheorl The Scope	Posted - 2008.07.04 00:51:00 - [21] If you really want a quick way of getting rid of them just say how they remind you of your ex in some way and then start to talk about her tones or mention how much you wish you were still with her etc.
Xanos Blackpaw Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.07.04 09:59:00 - [22] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 03/07/2008 17:55:38 Corpmate 1 > i was in city i see 2 really really hot chick i stop them and ask their advice on whats the best way to ask 2 girls for a threesome Corpmate 1 > they look kind of weird and say they dont think theres a good way, so i say ok ill just try directly and i asked do this enought times and i bet someday, sometime it will work...it might take 10000 tries but it would be worth it would it not? Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi".
Giles Durane	Posted - 2008.07.04 10:16:00 - [23] Originally by: P'uck " "I collect kid's panties" Awesome
Ka'el Devwik The Archaeological Squirrel Society	Posted - 2008.07.04 10:20:00 - [24] Originally by: Straight Chillen Tell her you found your last GF on http://www.datecraft.com/ Someone posted a picture on that site that said "Get a life you **ing nerds" Originally by:** Siddy I achived 1000dps+ by screaming "Boost amarr" for 2 months.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.04 10:22:00 - [25] Originally by: Cat Funt i always get them drunk, then get them home. once u get them in the sack give their starfish a tickle, gauranteed to get them wet as a spastics chin. I would love to add a video comment to that, but mitnal would spoon me and not in the good way
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.04 10:23:00 - [26] Originally by: Bish Ounen Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. I'm not left-handed /Inigo Montoya righty is on the mouse duh
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.07.04 11:21:00 - [27] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 03/07/2008 19:22:46 Originally by: Cat Funt i always get them drunk, then get them home. That's called Rape gets the rohypnol
Zephyr Rengate ShockTroopers	Posted - 2008.07.04 13:13:00 - [28] Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 04/07/2008 13:13:27 Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: Bish Ounen Edited by: Bish Ounen on 03/07/2008 19:07:42 Originally by: Zephyr Rengate Who needs GFs when you have a good left hand. I'm not left-handed /Inigo Montoya righty is on the mouse duh This mans a pratical man. Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
Dihania Gallente Mucho Dolor	Posted - 2008.07.04 13:36:00 - [29] Start picking your nose and looking at the "extracted minerals". Than ask her: "do you like to play with food in the bedroom?". . EVE: "The Hand-holding Age". I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting sig space.Taking various jobs.
Delvardious Kaesos Caldari Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.07.04 17:02:00 - [30] I like the tried and true "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" ---------------------------------------- Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.

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