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Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
21
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:48:00 -
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Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange
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Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration
3
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:50:00 -
[92] - Quote
BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM wrote:Arrrriiizzze chicken... chicken ariiizze. Ariiize chicken... SSH! We no talk of Ultra mega chicken. He is legend.
UPDATED: Better version ARRIIIZZZE CHICKEN! |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
16
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:51:00 -
[93] - Quote
Morganta wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange
I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
3
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:55:00 -
[94] - Quote
Levarris Hawk wrote:Morganta wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college.
That's what I like about High School Girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same...oh yes they do.... |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
16
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:57:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:Morganta wrote:Levarris Hawk wrote:
It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college. That's what I like about High School Girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same...oh yes they do....
I sat in front of a school yesterday in a van that had Free Candy painted on it's side. No one took me up on the offer. Can't imagine why, I was just being generous. |
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Iure Divino
23
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Posted - 2011.09.12 03:04:00 -
[96] - Quote
I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good? |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
16
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Posted - 2011.09.12 03:06:00 -
[97] - Quote
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good?
My goatee says I'm devious, but my tattoos say how many men I've slept with. |
waferzankko
The Maverick Navy Against ALL Authorities
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 04:02:00 -
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Levarris Hawk wrote:Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good? My goatee says I'm devious, but my tattoos say how many men I've slept with.
deep thinking. |
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Iure Divino
23
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Posted - 2011.09.12 04:37:00 -
[99] - Quote
"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!" |
Levarris Hawk
Axis of Blood
16
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:31:00 -
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Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!"
As a matter of fact, I remember this one time I jammed a Kaleidoscope up my.... |
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Reiko Kimyo
Kawaii Neko Punk Band
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:53:00 -
[101] - Quote
Levarris Hawk wrote:Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!" As a matter of fact, I remember this one time I jammed a Kaleidoscope up my....
"I miss my puppy" |
Shaalira D'arc
Quantum Cats Syndicate
176
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Posted - 2011.09.12 06:03:00 -
[102] - Quote
Reiko Kimyo wrote:
"I miss my puppy"
"Has someone seen my contact lens?" |
Forever Infiniti
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2011.09.12 12:12:00 -
[103] - Quote
No If I stare at the door long enough, maybe, just maybe, it'll open |
Alaekessa
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 12:26:00 -
[104] - Quote
Forever Infiniti wrote:No
"But, but, Anton, you said that you loved me, that, that, you'd never leave me or cheat on me or hurt me and here I find you in the arms of another" *silently sobs inside* |
Hugs n Kisses
Eternal Profiteers Academy
142
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Posted - 2011.09.12 12:57:00 -
[105] - Quote
alaekessa is a mannequin and therefore cannot be thinking anything. |
DeBingJos
T.R.I.A.D
87
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Posted - 2011.09.12 13:20:00 -
[106] - Quote
Hugs n Kisses: My god, your ***** is huge! |
Blackberry Cobbler
Red Lobster Inc
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 13:44:00 -
[107] - Quote
I should never have gotten tattoos when I was drunk... |
Reannon Bonaventure
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.09.12 13:54:00 -
[108] - Quote
Yeah, my BF is a Mon Calamari, how could you tell? |
Xearal
SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance
5
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Posted - 2011.09.12 13:56:00 -
[109] - Quote
Reannon Bonaventure wrote:
Howmany aces do you have up your sleeve? Normally I don't lose in strip poker games.
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Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:14:00 -
[110] - Quote
No Im not flirting with you...Come closer and I will stab your face , you bloody idiot. |
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Deviana Sevidon
Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
5
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:19:00 -
[111] - Quote
Pay up, or a few broken bones are the least of your problems. |
Lharanai
Empyrean Guard Seventh Vanguard
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:14:00 -
[112] - Quote
@Deviana
try not to look bored |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises Spectrum Alliance
23
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:19:00 -
[113] - Quote
Lharanai wrote:@Deviana
try not to look bored
"Damn dog crapped on the floor again."
"Short people make me angry!"
"Right boob... I am going to kill you and everyone you have ever loved." |
Lharanai
Empyrean Guard Seventh Vanguard
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:28:00 -
[114] - Quote
life is bright and is that a spider up there |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises Spectrum Alliance
23
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:32:00 -
[115] - Quote
Lharanai wrote:life is bright and is that a spider up there
Pretty much sums up my morning. |
Acac Sunflyier
Crimson Infamy Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
16
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:36:00 -
[116] - Quote
Lharanai
Incontinence is so embarassing. I don't know how Wooi Golberg does it! If anybody knew.... |
Sir HappyPants
Phantom Squad Atlas.
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:50:00 -
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Acac
I really should not have gotten my cheek bones and nose done at the same time... Now my jaw is all outta wack.
(This thread needs more hoods...) Member of the #TweetFleet@thisurlnotfound |
Tedril Goveko
The Scattering
5
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:53:00 -
[118] - Quote
Damnit! I spilled spaghetti sauce down my vest again. |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises Spectrum Alliance
23
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Posted - 2011.09.12 15:59:00 -
[119] - Quote
Tedril Goveko wrote:Damnit! I spilled spaghetti sauce down my vest again.
If I find you I'm gonna whack you so bad... you're lucky I'm wearing sunglasses indoors my friend! |
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
53
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Posted - 2011.09.12 16:03:00 -
[120] - Quote
DeliciousHamBeast - Damn, I'm good!
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