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Tyranis Flagilus
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Posted - 2008.07.13 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: Tyranis Flagilus on 13/07/2008 23:13:28
Edited by: Tyranis Flagilus on 13/07/2008 23:12:31
We must all remember to seek to uplift the non beleivers. It is disrepectful to speak to one in a language that they do not understand. Some only understand the language of violence. Hence we will speak to them in a language they understand so they may convert, repent and become enlightend to the Amarr way. Love not hate must be our motivation. Clarity and focus, like the light our lasers, must always be our strenght. Bless be the holy worriors of the crusade.
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Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.13 23:39:00 -
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Question, are these the same lasers they use at the tanning spa? Because honestly, last time I fought an amaarian warship, all it did was turn the color of my hull slightly darker... it didn't damage it, like, at all. Infact, it didn't even pass my shields. Free tanning, i guess, which is nice.
So anyway, where can I buy your lasers? I want them for my own home built tanning room. I figure you amaarians know a lot about them.
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ôWhen a Dove begins to associate with crows its feathers remain white but its heart grows blackö - Unknown.
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Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.14 02:08:00 -
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I've seen several Ammarians refer to their "Holy lasers" on the GalNet. Is that a tech 2 upgrade? If so, do you provide Holy railguns as well? If that's not possible, I'd also be interested in a Holy modulated strip miner.
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Kmilla
Gallente
Shaolin Legacy
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Posted - 2008.07.15 06:41:00 -
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Excuse me, but you mentioned that only some understand the language of violence? What about the rest of us? Are you going to involve everyone in your holy war? Also, um...is the Amarr way to kill everyone? Sorry to disturb you... |
Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.15 08:50:00 -
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I once had a trip to a "holy site" held dear by the Amarr faith... or, at least, that's what I was told. I was on a study trip to the Empire. So, here I was in Penirgman, expecting some sort of deep reflection, when out of this side room a huge cake rolls in. You would never guess what was in that cake...
I'll tell you what was in there. There was a monk, and he had an onion tied to his belt. He proceeded to tell me all about the symbolism of layered surprises, until I asked him about the onion. He told me about how it was the fashion back in the day to wear an onion, tied to your belt. Further, I learned that an onion used to cost three bees back then. Bees, it seems, were on all of the money back then, before all of these important people were born.
Then, I was treated to a story of how people, onions firmly tied to their belts, would travel about town, and go to the local dances. Seems that back then, dances were very different than what we know nowadays. They used to take something called "music" and "play it at a reasonable volume," whatever that is. Then they would dance in, of all things, orderly lines.
And, best part, we had some of that cake after. Pretty tasty, except for the onion-covered parts.
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Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.07.15 12:26:00 -
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Alright, stop this thread. It's getting far too silly.
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Orun Erajen
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