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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
1043
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Posted - 2012.03.16 13:00:00 -
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Like to strike a blow to Mittani? Fed up with Goons? Think the CSM is a joke? Well friend, if so I have some great news for you. You get a shot to demonstrate your apathy as well as having a chance to anger the Goon overlord. How? Easy vote for me...
I am the #1 most hated player by Goons and Mittani. Lots of people say that is true about themselves, but how many of them have been mentioned by name Four separate times in the "state of the goonion" address? None, that honor belongs only to me. So if you would like to strike a blow to Mittani, and by extension, Goonswarm cast a ballot if my favor.
The rest of the CSM and possibly even CCP hate me. I can only speculate that CCP hates me because I am the only player in the history of New Eden to be podded by CCP using NON-area of effect weapons.
No reason to be apathetic to the CSM process, now you can cast a vote out of spite for the whole thing. When CCP flew me to Iceland, I didn't even bother going to the meetings, I went fishing instead, and caught a monster 16Lb Cod. I spent most of the rest of the time talking loudly in libraries, putting my recyclable garbage into regular bins, and trying to order a"Big Mac" at the fine restaurants. I attempted to make purchases in Pesos. Not Mexican Pesos but Chilean Pesos. I talked loudly on my cellphone and tried to bicker about prices everywhere I went. I locked my bicycle up on the rack sideways, and left a few Baby Ruths floating in the pool at the hotel. When I was out, I referred at all times to staff everywhere as Garcon, and when people didn't understand me I just talked more slowly at high volume. In short, I was the perfect ambassador. I also dropped a deuce at HQ and didn't turn on the fan.
Now that you REALLY know what I was up to, can you say that you are still apathetic to all the CSM? I though not! Even though this story may contain factual errors, some of it is legit. Heres a link to me trolling Goons and my own guys to a froth:
http://www.evenews24.com/2011/09/23/meta-gaming-darius-iii-brix-deceives-goonswarm-leadership-into-buying-the-fall-of-delve-amidst-propaganda-war/
Heres my thoughts about the CSM and whatnot: My Philosophy CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. D3 for CSM7 Direct link-á http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 |
Vordak Kallager
Autocannons Anonymous Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.03.16 13:12:00 -
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Not sure if serious. Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM7 |
Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
69
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Posted - 2012.03.16 13:16:00 -
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And that's when I knew Darius had hit rock bottom. |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2808
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Posted - 2012.03.16 13:51:00 -
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i enjoy that irrelevant nobodies try to compete on being goonswarms most hated
by all means, vote for the guy who won't bother to show up for the csm or say anything at all
darius III: the only candidate you're wasting your vote on even if he wins |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
1043
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:02:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:i enjoy that irrelevant nobodies try to compete on being goonswarms most hated
by all means, vote for the guy who won't bother to show up for the csm or say anything at all
darius III: the only candidate you're wasting your vote on even if he wins
You need links of the four separate State of the Goonions I was mentioned in? Or does Mittani make it a habit of talking about "irrelevant nobodies" obsessively?
Thanks for you support and free bump, not to mention proving the point I made in the OP. +1 CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. D3 for CSM7 Direct link-á http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 |
Vordak Kallager
Autocannons Anonymous Late Night Alliance
148
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:06:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Weaselior wrote:i enjoy that irrelevant nobodies try to compete on being goonswarms most hated
by all means, vote for the guy who won't bother to show up for the csm or say anything at all
darius III: the only candidate you're wasting your vote on even if he wins You need links of the four separate State of the Goonions I was mentioned in? Or does Mittani make it a habit of talking about "irrelevant nobodies" obsessively? Thanks for you support and free bump, not to mention proving the point I made in the OP. +1
Still not sure if serious. Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM7 |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2808
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:09:00 -
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Darius III wrote: You need links of the four separate State of the Goonions I was mentioned in? Or does Mittani make it a habit of talking about "irrelevant nobodies" obsessively?
Thanks for you support and free bump, not to mention proving the point I made in the OP. +1
we do make a habit of laughing at the less fortunate, yes
the more god cheated you in the genetic lottery, the more we enjoy talking about you |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
1043
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:11:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:Darius III wrote: You need links of the four separate State of the Goonions I was mentioned in? Or does Mittani make it a habit of talking about "irrelevant nobodies" obsessively?
Thanks for you support and free bump, not to mention proving the point I made in the OP. +1
we do make a habit of laughing at the less fortunate, yes the more god cheated you in the genetic lottery, the more we enjoy talking about you
Keep posting sir, but could I ask you to slow the frequency down a bit to make the bumps more effective? TIA, CSM Darius III
CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. D3 for CSM7 Direct link-á http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2808
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:14:00 -
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you're in fine company getting trolled with the likes of xenuria and issler dainze |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
16
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:17:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:you're in fine company getting trolled with the likes of xenuria and issler dainze Thanks for the free publicity :) Vote Issler Dainze for CSM7! http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=470
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge. |
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Gertrud ToD
Terrorists of Dimensions Electric Monkey Overlords
3
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:20:00 -
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Darius III wrote: I am the #1 most hated player by Goons and Mittani. Lots of people say that is true about themselves, but how many of them have been mentioned by name Four separate times in the "state of the goonion" address? None, that honor belongs only to me. So if you would like to strike a blow to Mittani, and by extension, Goonswarm cast a ballot if my favor.
so you are that bob they keep whining about?
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Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
454
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:29:00 -
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Id vote for Mittans over you and i would not give mittans the sweat from a dead dogs balls
you seem like a short fat Neckbeard who has found his calling when you would be ignored by all of polite society. I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
1043
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:53:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:you're in fine company getting trolled with the likes of xenuria and issler dainze
Keep paying your subscription fees mate, I love fishing and Iceland offers some of the best in the world.
CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. D3 for CSM7 Direct link-á http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 |
Jiska Ensa
Unour Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2012.03.16 15:07:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Weaselior wrote:you're in fine company getting trolled with the likes of xenuria and issler dainze Keep paying your subscription fees mate, I love fishing and Iceland offers some of the best in the world.
Sooo...basically you're saying you just want a free trip to Iceland.
For those of us that sort of give a rats ass about what we spend our subscription fees on, why should we vote for you? Because you hate goons? EVERYONE hates the goons, so if that's all you're going with, enjoy the competition. |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
1043
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Posted - 2012.03.16 15:13:00 -
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Jiska Ensa wrote: For those of us that sort of give a rats ass about what we spend our subscription fees on, why should we vote for you? Because you hate goons? EVERYONE hates the goons, so if that's all you're going with, enjoy the competition.
Read it again miss, it isn't about me hating Goons, it is about goons hating ME, and how your vote for me and subsequent placement of myself on the CSM again impacts them. Thnaks for your support o/ CCP and even the CSM have a lot of hardworking men and women who are very intelligent, working on making New Eden a better place-it is CCP management that I fear the most. D3 for CSM7 Direct link-á http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 |
Daniel Plain
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2012.03.16 15:28:00 -
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i want 120 seconds of my life back |
Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
308
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Posted - 2012.03.16 15:36:00 -
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I don't hate you, Darius III. In fact, I rather enjoyed those rageposts from the idiots you scammed out of their votes. I think the only people who really hate you are the rest of CSM6, both goons and non-goons. I suspect most goons don't even know who you are.
On the other hand, they probably know who Xenuria and Riverini are, so anyone really wanting to make goons unhappy would be better off supporting either of those candidates. If they can stand to. |
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Air The Unthinkables
2804
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Posted - 2012.03.16 17:51:00 -
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sorry my troll vote goes to Fon Revedhort |
Snow Axe
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2012.03.16 18:03:00 -
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Honestly of all the troll/joke/awful candidates, Darius is probably the best pro-CSM option, since history shows he'll at least leave everyone alone once the actual work starts. |
RDevz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32
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Posted - 2012.03.16 20:17:00 -
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Please vote for Darius3. We're yet to find a CSM member, past or present, who is willing to claim that he would make a greater contribution to the CSM than a tub of lard. If he gets elected it is therefore logical, based on past performance, to expect him to bring nothing to the CSM process. This is good for us, as it allows the nullsec hegemony to further engulf the CSM.
A vote for Darius3 instead of someone competent is good for us. |
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