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Kelakh Cynbal
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Posted - 2008.07.17 11:56:00 -
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So there I was, flying Solo in the khanid region. Here I was eager to try my newly mastered skills dealing with long range targeting and dealing large amounts of damage at over 100 KM. I had just recently woken from my the newest clone vat experiance and dusted the chills out of my bones. I managed to clear my wits and review what I had in the ship hanger. To my luck My dusty ROKH with some mag stab II's and a few signal boosters packing some large hybred 450 scout accelerator cannons seemed like it would do the trick rather nicely. I packed my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and grabbed some quafe from the freezer as I undocked, and moved the 6 jumps it required to perform actions that my concord buddies were not to found of. I reached my destination and set up my ambush point. I could aquire my target in roughly 4 seconds from a long distance off. I was pretty proud of my setup, untested yet as it may be. The first victim appears on the scene. He brings a shuttle, it stops at the gate, his last mistake as it vaporizes under a hail of caldari navy iridium charges. Moments later...another shuttle....vaporized buy another onsluaght of raining hybred charges. The pilot disappears, I disengage from the gate to keep a low profile for a few moments. Behold, on the scanner I see a frigate, a new target to instapop from a distance. I pick up the pilot on the gate, as he warps off. I think to myself "no problem, he already has kill rights on me, ill warp to the belt and maybe draw him into a quick fight and finish off his other ship." I warp to the belt, the frigate pilot soon follows, and attacks quickly. I unleash my drones on him as he warp scrambles and webs my ship. This is the part I give respect for, to that one pilot. As his ship is fading fast he makes a saving effort that was extraordinary. He drops a Cyno-field. If this was a play, here is where the script reads enter uber ship to kill enemy target, warp/scram/nos/ target to death and demand mercy. well played, the frig brought in a thanatos carrier which relentelessy kicked my "***". I never did recover my gear, and I just wanted to pay my respects to a job well done. Thank you for that lesson, because it will not be forgotten. You know who you are. Till we cross swords again K.C.
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2008.07.17 11:59:00 -
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Wall of text bad.
Paragraphs good.
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Streikeer
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Posted - 2008.07.17 12:00:00 -
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"fond", not found......
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.17 12:18:00 -
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its 425mm not 450mm
and I dunno which is worse, you rattling on about alpha striking shuttles or some muppet dropping a carrier on a bs in a belt
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Gaven Blands
Caldari Republican Space Rangers
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Posted - 2008.07.17 12:33:00 -
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It's tempting to copy your text, remove all the spaces, and repost it, then you might GET IT. But that would take precious seconds of my life, probably 90 of them...
wait I just though of a very fast way
SothereIwas,flyingSolointhekhanidregion.HereIwaseagertotrymynewlymasteredskillsdealingwithlongrangetargetinganddealinglargeamountsofdamageatover100KM.Ihadjustrecentlywokenfrommythenewestclonevatexperianceanddustedthechillsoutofmybones.ImanagedtoclearmywitsandreviewwhatIhadintheshiphanger.TomyluckMydustyROKHwithsomemagstabII'sandafewsignalboosterspackingsomelargehybred450scoutacceleratorcannonsseemedlikeitwoulddothetrickrathernicely.IpackedmypeanutbutterandjellysandwichandgrabbedsomequafefromthefreezerasIundocked,andmovedthe6jumpsitrequiredtoperformactionsthatmyconcordbuddieswerenottofoundof.Ireachedmydestinationandsetupmyambushpoint.Icouldaquiremytargetinroughly4secondsfromalongdistanceoff.Iwasprettyproudofmysetup,untestedyetasitmaybe.Thefirstvictimappearsonthescene.Hebringsashuttle,itstopsatthegate,hislastmistakeasitvaporizesunderahailofcaldarinavyiridiumcharges. Momentslater...anothershuttle....vaporizedbuyanotheronsluaghtofraininghybredcharges.Thepilotdisappears,Idisengagefromthegatetokeepalowprofileforafewmoments.Behold,onthescannerIseeafrigate,anewtargettoinstapopfromadistance.Ipickupthepilotonthegate,ashewarpsoff.Ithinktomyself"noproblem,healreadyhaskillrightsonme,illwarptothebeltandmaybedrawhimintoaquickfightandfinishoffhisothership."Iwarptothebelt,thefrigatepilotsoonfollows,andattacksquickly.Iunleashmydronesonhimashewarpscramblesandwebsmyship.ThisisthepartIgiverespectfor,tothatonepilot.Ashisshipisfadingfasthemakesasavingeffortthatwasextraordinary.HedropsaCyno-field.Ifthiswasaplay,hereiswherethescriptreadsenterubershiptokillenemytarget,warp/scram/nos/targettodeathanddemandmercy.wellplayed,thefrigbroughtinathanatoscarrierwhichrelentelessykickedmy"***".Ineverdidrecovermygear,andIjustwantedtopaymyrespectstoajobwelldone.Thankyouforthatlesson,becauseitwillnotbeforgotten.Youknowwhoyouare. Tillwecrossswordsagain K.C.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.17 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Gaven Blands probably broke your forum, and i'll just get banned again but you can **** right off.
Yes you broke it ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Crae Matreki
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.17 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Gaven Blands probably broke your forum, and i'll just get banned again but you can flip right off.
oow - now it's impossible to read, even if I wanted to!
scrolly scrolly scroll..
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Ka Jolo
Ministry of Destruction Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.17 19:51:00 -
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I for one enjoyed the story.
It's sad, but true, that not every story-telling pirate is an English professor.
Your Money or Your Life: the journal of a space pirate
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ingenting
TrackHauler Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: War Kitten Wall of text bad.
Paragraphs good.
I agree, CBA to read. __________ Ingenting |
Zer'Adul
THE SORORITY CODE RED ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kelakh Cynbal So there I was, flying Solo in the khanid region. Here I was eager to try my newly mastered skills dealing with long range targeting and dealing large amounts of damage at over 100 KM. I had just recently woken from my the newest clone vat experiance and dusted the chills out of my bones. I managed to clear my wits and review what I had in the ship hanger.
To my luck, my dusty ROKH, with some mag stab II's and a few signal boosters, packing some large hybrid 425 scout accelerator cannons seemed like it would do the trick rather nicely. I packed a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and grabbed some quafe from the freezer as I undocked, and moved the 6 jumps it required to perform actions that my concord buddies were not to fond of.
I reached my destination and set up my ambush point. I could aquire my target in roughly 4 seconds from a long distance off. I was pretty proud of my setup, untested yet as it was. The first victim appears on the scene. He brings a shuttle, it stops at the gate, his last mistake as it vaporizes under a hail of Caldari Navy iridium charges. Moments later, another shuttle, another debris field caused by an onsluaght of hybrid charges. The pilot disappears, I disengage from the gate to keep a low profile for a few moments. Behold, on the scanner I see a frigate. A new target to instapop from a distance. I pick up the pilot on the gate, as he warps off. I think to myself "no problem, he already has kill rights on me, I'll warp to the belt and maybe draw him into a quick fight and finish off his other ship." I warp to the belt, the frigate pilot soon follows and the attack commences.
I unleash my drones on him as he warp scrambles and webs my ship. This is the part I give respect for, to that one pilot. As his ship is fading fast he makes a saving effort that was extraordinary. He drops a Cyno-field. If this was a play, here is where the script reads enter uber ship to kill enemy target. Warp/Scram/NOS/ target to death and demand mercy. Well played, the frig brought in a Thanatos carrier which relentlessy kicked my "***".
I never did recover my gear, and I just wanted to pay my respects to a job well done. Thank you for that lesson, because it will not be forgotten. You know who you are. Till we cross swords again K.C.
Paragraphs are a good thing, I also cleaned up the wording a bit as well.
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Zolail Taltos
Caldari Kuronuri Naval Federation Void.
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Posted - 2008.07.17 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Ka Jolo
It's sad, but true, that not every story-telling pirate is an English professor.
These are words of wisdom. =D
Quote: "It's sad, but true, that not every story-telling pirate is an English professor."
- Ka Jolo Ministry of Destruction Southern Cross Alliance |
Requiescat
HellCorp Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.18 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Gneeznow and I dunno which is worse, you rattling on about alpha striking shuttles or some muppet dropping a carrier on a bs in a belt
this -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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El'Tar
Caldari Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.18 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat
Originally by: Gneeznow and I dunno which is worse, you rattling on about alpha striking shuttles or some muppet dropping a carrier on a bs in a belt
this
Got 3 cruisers hot dropped by a Revelation once ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.19 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Zer'Adul
Originally by: Kelakh Cynbal So there I was, flying Solo in the khanid region. Here I was eager to try my newly mastered skills dealing with long range targeting and dealing large amounts of damage at over 100 KM. I had just recently woken from my the newest clone vat experiance and dusted the chills out of my bones. I managed to clear my wits and review what I had in the ship hanger.
To my luck, my dusty ROKH, with some mag stab II's and a few signal boosters, packing some large hybrid 425 scout accelerator cannons seemed like it would do the trick rather nicely. I packed a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and grabbed some quafe from the freezer as I undocked, and moved the 6 jumps it required to perform actions that my concord buddies were not to fond of.
I reached my destination and set up my ambush point. I could aquire my target in roughly 4 seconds from a long distance off. I was pretty proud of my setup, untested yet as it was. The first victim appears on the scene. He brings a shuttle, it stops at the gate, his last mistake as it vaporizes under a hail of Caldari Navy iridium charges. Moments later, another shuttle, another debris field caused by an onsluaght of hybrid charges. The pilot disappears, I disengage from the gate to keep a low profile for a few moments. Behold, on the scanner I see a frigate. A new target to instapop from a distance. I pick up the pilot on the gate, as he warps off. I think to myself "no problem, he already has kill rights on me, I'll warp to the belt and maybe draw him into a quick fight and finish off his other ship." I warp to the belt, the frigate pilot soon follows and the attack commences.
I unleash my drones on him as he warp scrambles and webs my ship. This is the part I give respect for, to that one pilot. As his ship is fading fast he makes a saving effort that was extraordinary. He drops a Cyno-field. If this was a play, here is where the script reads enter uber ship to kill enemy target. Warp/Scram/NOS/ target to death and demand mercy. Well played, the frig brought in a Thanatos carrier which relentlessy kicked my "***".
I never did recover my gear, and I just wanted to pay my respects to a job well done. Thank you for that lesson, because it will not be forgotten. You know who you are. Till we cross swords again K.C.
Paragraphs are a good thing BUTTOCKS, I also cleaned up the wording a bit RIPPLING as well.
I found your reply a bit bland so i spiced it up a bit .
SKUNK
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Samaritan Azuma
Gallente Trans Eve Organization
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Posted - 2008.07.20 11:28:00 -
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what a bunch of vultures
gotta love those guys who hang around just waiting for poor spelling or anything to lighten a miserable personality
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shuckstar
Gallente Hauling hogs
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Posted - 2008.07.20 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Samaritan Azuma what a bunch of vultures
gotta love those guys who hang around just waiting for poor spelling or anything to lighten a miserable personality
QFT
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goatplasma
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.20 11:53:00 -
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Wall of text kills
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.07.20 13:41:00 -
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Solo PvP in a Battleship is what you do when you want to collect some insurance tbh.
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Kakuremichi
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Posted - 2008.07.20 18:40:00 -
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OPs post shoulda started with the words 'justa walking down the street, singin doo ah diddy diddy dum diddy do'
also, paragraphs good
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forum mematar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum Solo PvP in a Battleship is what you do when you want to collect some insurance tbh.
I do it, but only when I carry the mighty NAURUNAPPULA! ---
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Dihania
Gallente SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.07.20 19:12:00 -
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What do they teach jooooo in school ? /must train paragraph to at least level 3
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Sniggwaffe is recruiting
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings
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Posted - 2008.07.20 21:46:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 20/07/2008 21:49:24
Originally by: Samaritan Azuma what a bunch of vultures
gotta love those guys who hang around just waiting for poor spelling or anything to lighten a miserable personality
I'll be the first person to admit my spelling isn't all that great, but superblock paragraphs are a ****ing eyesore. If you want people to read what you say make it readable. There's a difference between saying "your vs you're" here or there and making a post 30-40 lines long without paragraph markers. We're not asking for brain surgery here. We're asking for a half readible post.
Even if you're not a native english speaker there's a difference between imperfect english and downright disgregaurd for readibillity like the op. _______________
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.20 21:48:00 -
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Won't bother to read that :/ -----------------------------------
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