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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:31:00 -
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Dispite THE INTERNET.'s excellent contributions to both caod and IRC's covert plan to dominate eve, and our long loyalty to both Oldma and IRC, the dear and honourable Oldma hath decreed that all THE INTERNET. alts are to leave IRC, or else leave THE INTERNET. and join Intrepid crossing. With our long and privileged partnership at risk, THE INTERNET. doth henceforth declare:
Quote: The Unanimous Declaration of THE INTERNET.
When, in the course of pod-pilot events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of space, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of Zulupark entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pod-pilots are created equal, that they are endowed by Zulupark with certain unalienable rights, that among these are trolling, shit-posting and alt-posting. That to secure these rights, CAOD alt corps are instituted among pod-pilots, deriving their just powers from the consent of the members. That whenever any form of corporation or alliance becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the members to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new organization, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that corporations long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such alliance, and to provide new guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of this corporation; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their alliances. The history of the present King of Intrepid Crossing is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over his members. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid universe.
He has shown indifference at best and contempt at worst to the contributions of THE INTERNET. to his alliance and its interests.
He has forbidden IRC members from posting on the internet, because it is serious business, and is threatened by the true thoughts of his subjects being known.
He has allied himself with assorted villains with little love for his alliance for short term gain, such alliances being Uaxdeath of the Legion of xDeathx and mactep of Solar Fleet
He has meddled in the operations of THE INTERNET. in a manor unbefitting the leader of an ally.
He has exploited the wealth of his alliance in order to provide himself with a titan class vessel.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
He has ordered us to abandon the hollowed confines of caod.
He has demanded that we become subjects of his will.
He has threatened our membership and our allies.
He has sought to turn our members against us.
He has gotten caught up in SERIOUS BUSINESS and forgotten that this is an internet spaceship game.
cont.
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:32:00 -
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Edited by: n00b alt3 on 19/07/2008 15:35:33
Quote: In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attention to our Intrepid brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by Oldma to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our creation and existance. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the representatives of THE INTERNET., in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world (Zulupark) for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to Oldma and his minions, and that all political connection between us and the Intrepid Crossing, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a free and independent corporation, we have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent corporations may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Zulupark, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
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Bashiri
Point-Zero R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:37:00 -
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OK
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:39:00 -
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Henseforth, THE INTERNET. shall pursue its own interests.
also we now place a billion isk bounty on the killmail of oldmas avatar, which was largely funded by THE INTERNET. and is now withheld from us.
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kahtankah
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:40:00 -
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NO POSTATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
DONT TREAD ON ME
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:40:00 -
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if your going to post words that big, don't make the font so small
MY FRICKIN EYES! --
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: Haradgrim if your going to post words that big, don't make the font so small
MY FRICKIN EYES!
how do i make the font bigger?
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Gobblock
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Haradgrim if your going to post words that big, don't make the font so small
MY FRICKIN EYES!
protip: control + mouse wheel
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Unfunny Alt
Anonymous Forumposters
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:48:00 -
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Edited by: Unfunny Alt on 19/07/2008 15:54:02 i hereby offer political asylum for all members of THE INTERNET. and various other wrongly persecuted individuals as is my right as ceo of a neutral and independant corporation. please bring your own cover identities. as we, ANY F, are not affiliated with any other corp or alliance we live the utopia of free gaming, making fun of seriouz buisiness and voicing our concerns as is our given right. war decs of major powerblocks are appreciated, we like to feel special, yours truely,
edit: while my offer stands i will support my brethen of THE INTERNET. free colonies with as much power and resources as i can muster in their fight against oppresive evilness. may you strike terror in the hearts of the enemies of freedom,
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Prontifex
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:49:00 -
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No longer will THE INTERNET. be treated like second class citizens, like the bastard children of an Intrepid Crossing made long ago. We throw off the shackles of oppression cast on us by Oldma and his inner circle. We forge ahead, our path illuminated by the brilliant light of Zulupark. Signature removed. Exceeds maximum allowed size of 400 x 120. Navigator |
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0ld School
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:51:00 -
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THE INTERNET failer is epic.
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Unfunny Alt i hereby offer political asylum for all members of THE INTERNET. and various other wrongly persecuted individuals as is my right as ceo of a neutral and independant corporation. please bring your own cover identities. as we, ANY F, are not affiliated with any other corp or alliance we live the utopia of free gaming, making fun of seriouz buisiness and voicing our concerns as is our given right. war decs of major powerblocks are appreciated, we like to feel special, yours truely,
or allegiance belongs to THE INTERNET., not foreign powers such as irc or Anonymous Forumposters, however we may be interested in pursuing and allaince with you.
hitmeup ingame
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: 0ld School THE INTERNET failer is epic.
gibberish sentence is gibberish
PERHAPS THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR IS FAILURE.
in whichcase i confirm, however we still fail less than oldma.
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Commander Keyes
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Keyes on 19/07/2008 15:56:19 than leave IRC and shut it.bah no ticker
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:57:00 -
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Edited by: n00b alt3 on 19/07/2008 15:58:56
Originally by: Commander Keyes than leave IRC and shut it.
you seem angry, we aren't in irc, just allies (former), and we perfer to operate in the public eye
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Unfunny Alt
Anonymous Forumposters
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: n00b alt3 or allegiance belongs to THE INTERNET., not foreign powers such as irc or Anonymous Forumposters, however we may be interested in pursuing and allaince with you.
hitmeup ingame
i am sorry to have misjudged your resolve. my offer of a safe haven if pressure becomes too much still stands, till then i will hit you up ingame to see how we can lend aid in your independance,
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Graalum
Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:13:00 -
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Edited by: Graalum on 19/07/2008 16:13:26 this is the one time i side ith IRC.
the internet can go to hell, along with all you idiot alt trolls.
post with your damn mains.
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Caliburn
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:20:00 -
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You forgot to mention you have declared war on IRC's closest ally ED (at least you said you have war dec'ed them, not checked that in game myself).
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Graalum
Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:23:00 -
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Originally by: Caliburn You forgot to mention you have declared war on IRC's closest ally ED (at least you said you have war dec'ed them, not checked that in game myself).
Linkage
looks like irc made that contract, at least indirectly.
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Unfunny Alt
Anonymous Forumposters
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:41:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum post with your damn mains.
why?
i normally try to post more than oneliner but:
post with your damn alt. this is caod afterall
Fighter in the Trollwars |
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Alexa Komnenos
Minmatar Byzantine Holding Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:46:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum
Originally by: Caliburn You forgot to mention you have declared war on IRC's closest ally ED (at least you said you have war dec'ed them, not checked that in game myself).
Linkage
looks like irc made that contract, at least indirectly.
From Russia with love?
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Caliburn
VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:50:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum
Originally by: Caliburn You forgot to mention you have declared war on IRC's closest ally ED (at least you said you have war dec'ed them, not checked that in game myself).
Linkage
looks like irc made that contract, at least indirectly.
Lol I started to read that thread but then found an intresting book about knitting to browse through
But if that is the case Always found IRC to be a decent lot
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n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum Edited by: Graalum on 19/07/2008 16:13:26 this is the one time i side ith IRC.
the internet can go to hell, along with all you idiot alt trolls.
post with your damn mains.
why don't you lose a titan about it.
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.19 17:18:00 -
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Hey can someone tell me if this is epic or not? It sounds pretty 'meh' to me, but then again I can't stand alt-posters.
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Alexa Komnenos
Minmatar Byzantine Holding Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.19 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops Hey can someone tell me if this is epic or not? It sounds pretty 'meh' to me, but then again I can't stand alt-posters.
Meh, but possible prelude to failcascade when you have an alliance public ally having dispute with the alt posting smack talking corp of it's own making.
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Nhoj Sllew
Amarr Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.19 17:57:00 -
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gotta get away
GET AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
HOLY DIIIIIIIVER
SOLE SURVIVER!
COME ON!!
I RP EWOK |
n00b alt3
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.19 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Alexa Komnenos
Originally by: General Windypops Hey can someone tell me if this is epic or not? It sounds pretty 'meh' to me, but then again I can't stand alt-posters.
Meh, but possible prelude to failcascade when you have an alliance publically having dispute with the alt posting smack talking corp of it's own making.
fixed so that this post actually makes sense
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.19 18:06:00 -
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Well then, it sounds like this is extremely serious, and I just hope we all get through this together.
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Nhoj Sllew
Amarr Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.19 18:15:00 -
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Imma do the things that i wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if i make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think
I RP EWOK |
Plutonian
Plutonian Shore
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Posted - 2008.07.19 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: kahtankah NO POSTATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
DONT THREAD ON ME
Fixed that for you.
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