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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2011.09.10 06:37:00 -
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As reported by Gutter Press, there was a great gambling frenzy amongst various followers of IGS as to who would have the last word.
It turns out that Arkady Sadik of Electus Matari got the last word.
This result was cheered on by thousands of Minmatar people across New Eden.
"Electus Matari wins again!" said one man. "This shows those Amarrians what's what!"
"At least it wasn't that Amarr dude saying 'amarr victor' ", said a woman. "That would really have gotten my goat"
"I lost large sums of money on this, I was betting on 'Dark Times' from Graelyn" said a heavily tattooed individual. "I however appreciate this great cultural victory that the Minmatar people have achieved."
"It's gal-net, it's like, you know, totally wack, who cares, lady?" said a teenage girl.
Meanwhile, numerous Caldari bookmakers are also pleased, as few people were betting on Captain Sadik being the last word, resulting in very low payouts, despite the high returns for those who did bet on Sadik.
"I made vast sums. Vast. I am now going to purchase equipment for the State Protectorate, as is my patriotic duty" said a square-jawed Civire bookmaker.
Gallente citizens were disappointed at the result.
"I thought we'd have made some fabulous posts right up to the end. I blame the Senate. Somehow this is their fault" said one woman. "I had hopes that General Inhonores would have made some rousing patriotic comments"
"Serpentis, everywhere. I know it was them, even when it was the Caldari, I knew Serpentis were behind it all." said another man.
As the new IGS continues, followers everywhere continue to tune in to view what's what and who's who in New Eden's capsuleer community. The Federation may yet make a surge to achieve posting superiority. |
Arkady Sadik
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.09.10 09:10:00 -
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Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word. |
The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.09.10 09:53:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote:As reported by Gutter Press, there was a great gambling frenzy amongst various followers of IGS as to who would have the last word. It turns out that Arkady Sadik of Electus Matari got the last word. This result was cheered on by thousands of Minmatar people across New Eden. "Electus Matari wins again!" said one man. "This shows those Amarrians what's what!" "At least it wasn't that Amarr dude saying 'amarr victor' ", said a woman. "That would really have gotten my goat" "I lost large sums of money on this, I was betting on 'Dark Times' from Graelyn" said a heavily tattooed individual. "I however appreciate this great cultural victory that the Minmatar people have achieved." "It's gal-net, it's like, you know, totally wack, who cares, lady?" said a teenage girl. Meanwhile, numerous Caldari bookmakers are also pleased, as few people were betting on Captain Sadik being the last word, resulting in very low payouts, despite the high returns for those who did bet on Sadik. "I made vast sums. Vast. I am now going to purchase equipment for the State Protectorate, as is my patriotic duty" said a square-jawed Civire bookmaker. Gallente citizens were disappointed at the result. "I thought we'd have made some fabulous posts right up to the end. I blame the Senate. Somehow this is their fault" said one woman. "I had hopes that General Inhonores would have made some rousing patriotic comments" "Serpentis, everywhere. I know it was them, even when it was the Caldari, I knew Serpentis were behind it all." said another man. As the new IGS continues, followers everywhere continue to tune in to view what's what and who's who in New Eden's capsuleer community. The Federation may yet make a surge to achieve posting superiority.
First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations.
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Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
35
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Posted - 2011.09.10 10:30:00 -
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Huh.
I suppose congratulations are in order?
...maybe? I'm really not sure. ~Captain Malcolm Khross, Dyishi Aunni of the Wirykomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon
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Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
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Posted - 2011.09.10 11:51:00 -
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Arkady Sadik wrote:Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.
There isn't a competition for "understatement of the year" you know Arkady.
The Antiquarian wrote:First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations.
Second actually, I'm liking this current trend of news stories with actual basis to them and not just poor rumour mongering.
Makes for better reading. |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.10 11:54:00 -
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Arkady Sadik wrote:Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word.
We've noticed.
It's a shame that on this occasion your last word was so poor
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Daniel L'Siata
Don't Regret Until Next Keg Dragoons.
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Posted - 2011.09.10 12:20:00 -
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Caellach Marellus wrote:The Antiquarian wrote:First news from Muck Raker that is based on factual truth. Congratulations. Second actually, I'm liking this current trend of news stories with actual basis to them and not just poor rumour mongering. Makes for better reading.
But it's just so entertaining
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Arkady Sadik
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.09.10 14:02:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:It's a shame that on this occasion your last word was so poor That you dislike the post is a great praise, thank you. |
Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.09.10 18:49:00 -
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Caellach Marellus wrote:Arkady Sadik wrote:Thank you, thank you. I like having the last word. There isn't a competition for "understatement of the year" you know Arkady. But if there was, he'd get first, second, and third prizes.
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Dak Hakin
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.09.11 03:23:00 -
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This does not surprise me, oddly enough. |
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Graelyn
Wolfsbrigade
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Posted - 2011.09.11 04:40:00 -
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Missed it by thaaaat much... + Cardinal Graelyn + They say God lives inside each one of us. Well then, he'd better like Enchiladas, because that's what he's going to get.
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Codo Yagari
Yulai Guard 1st Fleet Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.09.12 09:39:00 -
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And thus, round two begins! : )
May it end with peace and harmony between all sentient beings. Fleet Admiral Codo Yagari Yulai Guard Commander Yulai Federation Executor http://yulaifederation.net
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Conventia Underking
PIE Inc.
5
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Posted - 2011.09.13 01:21:00 -
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The things in which some people take pride... For God, Empire and Empress! |
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