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Zhora Six
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:42:00 -
[511]
So many minutes of my life that I'll never get back...
\/ _______________________________________ Pull a lever, push a button, have a banana, die.
Space Monkeys. |
Katabrok First
Caldari Star Mandate
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Posted - 2009.01.09 11:24:00 -
[512]
Oh my, page 8???
more, more, more!!!
Kata
Uma vez flamengo, sempre flamengo. |
Saju Somtaaw
Gallente Department of Defence
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Posted - 2009.01.09 17:57:00 -
[513]
Oh, come one this thing needs to stay on top, so Sheriff Jones can't miss it . |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.12 07:22:00 -
[514]
Thanks for the demand peeps, and no, i won't miss this
Been busy in the "real world", kicking trendy teenagers in the shins and making them "'bey the law!" and my EVEventures are on hold. This means a lil pause on the shop too. Hey, Wrangler needs his westypoos
Will return microsoft, aka, when i'm ready
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:11:00 -
[515]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Thanks for the demand peeps, and no, i won't miss this
Been busy in the "real world", kicking trendy teenagers in the shins and making them "'bey the law!" and my EVEventures are on hold. This means a lil pause on the shop too. Hey, Wrangler needs his westypoos
Will return microsoft, aka, when i'm ready
Does that mean you're a cop or a teacher in the real world then? |
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:13:00 -
[516]
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Thanks for the demand peeps, and no, i won't miss this
Been busy in the "real world", kicking trendy teenagers in the shins and making them "'bey the law!" and my EVEventures are on hold. This means a lil pause on the shop too. Hey, Wrangler needs his westypoos
Will return microsoft, aka, when i'm ready
Does that mean you're a cop or a teacher in the real world then?
Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff |
Ranik Sandaris
Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:15:00 -
[517]
Sheriff, i have decided that you are in fact the second coming of christ. You bring hilarity and joy to my otherwise uneventfull day. You shepard the lost flock of EVE forumites to salvation. You are the one true king.
And as such, i want you on my face. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:20:00 -
[518]
Sheriff Jesus would be a bit pushing it
Much appreciated though.
Oh and Wrangleypooh, if it was a serious question, i'm actually a game dev
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
ForceM
Gallente POS Builder Inc. Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:37:00 -
[519]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Thanks for the demand peeps, and no, i won't miss this
Been busy in the "real world", kicking trendy teenagers in the shins and making them "'bey the law!" and my EVEventures are on hold. This means a lil pause on the shop too. Hey, Wrangler needs his westypoos
Will return microsoft, aka, when i'm ready
Does that mean you're a cop or a teacher in the real world then?
Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff
Sheriff Stig ..
lol nice one :) -----
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Mister Flibble
eNinjas Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.01.12 09:48:00 -
[520]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff
What's creepy is that I'm wearing my "I Am The Stig" t-shirt to work today
I've also had one of my co-workers ask me what it means - I think I may have found the one person in the UK who doesn't watch Top Gear...
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2009.01.12 10:34:00 -
[521]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff
Actually,I have some other details about you as well.
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh and Wrangleypooh, if it was a serious question, i'm actually a game dev
Ok that's just not fair, I don't get to kick teenagers... |
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.12 10:39:00 -
[522]
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff
Actually,I have some other details about you as well.
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh and Wrangleypooh, if it was a serious question, i'm actually a game dev
Ok that's just not fair, I don't get to kick teenagers...
Hmm. I must dispatch my black choppers now...
Also, well, i'm not getting enough pay due to budget things so i get a bonus teenager to kick |
Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2009.01.12 10:57:00 -
[523]
- Dancing nekid - Lots of thongs - Kicking teenagers - Game dev
He's making a **** MMO. (and apparently abusing his interns)
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Rair Fryar
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.01.12 20:07:00 -
[524]
/subscribed
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Zaruda
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.01.13 01:42:00 -
[525]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Young Troll: We could tell their customer service is abysmal and how every other company in the MMO market does things in a way more efficient manner and how they should increase their revenue by creating valid content and NOT by creating content that appeals to the masses? T1: .... T2: .... HT: Smell of poo it is! Right. Send a message to all trolls via EVEmail, skype and/or pidgeons and get to work!
*bang bang bang*
Gold. Pure Gold. I love this one. So fitting.
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Zex Maxwell
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.13 17:59:00 -
[526]
Do one about mining. |
Brethen Crowne
Minmatar Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2009.01.17 10:24:00 -
[527]
Page 9 bumpage
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Sephy'Ra
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.20 19:58:00 -
[528]
Oops, my bad - bumped ya.
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Chris Liath
Gallente The Vorlon Empire Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2009.01.20 20:00:00 -
[529]
Sheriff, will you sign my left bumcheek?
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.20 20:30:00 -
[530]
I know i know!
I'll be back as soon as i can mustard the mind-sausage.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Astria Tiphareth
Caldari 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2009.01.22 21:30:00 -
[531]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones I'll be back as soon as i can mustard the mind-sausage.
Not soon enough, I tells ya! Your public needs you! However they can wait, we want stories first.
Put down that lag-free book about why Scripting Language A is better than Scripting Language B (thus avoiding yet another destructive developer war) and spread that mustard thickly!
Ahem.. I don't know what came over me. I'd blame pre-Apocrypha jitters, but it's more likely because our Agile sprint finishes tomorrow. Excuse me, I must go wash off some buzzwords *wanders off in search of the facilities* ___ My views may not represent those of my corporation, which is why I never get invited to those diplomatic parties... Environmental Effects
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Usagi Toshiro
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.01.22 21:51:00 -
[532]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones *comes back out wearing his wizard hat and robe* Wrangler: Hail and well met from Blizzard, how might i assist you?
XKCD ftw!
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J'Mkarr Soban
Amarr Proxenetae Invicti
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Posted - 2009.01.22 21:54:00 -
[533]
Originally by: Mister Flibble
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Some say i spend my times dancing semi-naked to the beat of techno. Some say that if my thongs were tied together, they'd reach around the world.
All you know is, i'm called the Sheriff
What's creepy is that I'm wearing my "I Am The Stig" t-shirt to work today
I've also had one of my co-workers ask me what it means - I think I may have found the one person in the UK who doesn't watch Top Gear...
I thought they signed it into law that it was mandatory to watch Top Gear! BURN THAT HERETIC!
-- These are my personal views and in no way represent the views of Proxenetae Invicti, which maintains a neutral stance stemming from the strong ethics demanded of its work. |
Tachyahn
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Posted - 2009.01.22 21:54:00 -
[534]
Originally by: Khraunus
Originally by: Sheriff Jones *ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?! Wrangler: I could be sir. Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion! Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun. Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on! Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun. Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway? Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising *thrusts* Customer: Err... Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing *thrust thrust* Customer: Ah! Stop that! Wrangler: It is. Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it! Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it... Customer: What?! Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! *thrust* Customer: You've gone insane! Wrangler: And you love it! Customer: I most certainly don't! Wrangler: Oh... Customer: Now then-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Customer: Now-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: That's it!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....*whistles*
I lol'd. HARD.
The mental image from this make me LMAO. Really. ow.
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Pliauga
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.01.28 06:53:00 -
[535]
Page 9 ?!?!?! No way.
C'mon SJ, you know we love you |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.28 06:55:00 -
[536]
Originally by: Pliauga Page 9 ?!?!?! No way.
C'mon SJ, you know we love you
I'm shocked, just today as i walked to work i had all the pieces fall in place to this thread
Expect a continue of the W/SJ Adventure today, in, oh....8-9 hours after work |
Mister Flibble
eNinjas Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.01.28 08:33:00 -
[537]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Also spooky: thread was on page 9 and we're on page 18, double the 9 and get 18! OooOOoooo.
And have you noticed how if you add the 1 and the 8 together, you ALSO get 9?
AND there were 9 'o's in your "OooOOoooo"
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find my tinfoil hat... |
Math'ra Hiede
Amarr Quality Assurance Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 10:08:00 -
[538]
Moar Sheriff goodness.
I think we need Mitnal to sticky this thread, just so we don't have to keep bumping it all the time, as im pretty damn sure it won't die while the Sheriff is on duty. |
ZMasterz
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.01.28 10:33:00 -
[539]
Just read through the last 17.5 pages ... awesome stuff
CanŠt wait for more |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:45:00 -
[540]
The story so far...
The pinto charges up to a whpping 8.8 miles an hour and as the bleeps and blops dissapate, the car enters a warp-tunnel.
Decimating half of the street.
And spooking a really nervous cat.
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The Pinto crashes through a few trashcans and boxes, spooks a well amazed cat who had a traumatic experience almost a year back and finally stops covered in smoke in the dark alley.
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The cat holds on to the frontbumper of the car.
Very displeased.
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On top the Nebby, one of the remaining assault cruisers in the human resistance, A very perplexed cat was having a real bad headache.
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???? sits down and waits.
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Meow? *scratch scratch scratch* Meow...
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The cat seemed not to care anymore. It was, waiting.
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As the bay doors were closing, one indecicive cat was sitting in the middle. After a while of pondering the pros and cons between following the strangers heading into the strange metal blob and the strangers heading into the strange metal tube, the cat had decided on the tube option. The cat wasn't perplexed, curious, or even annoyed, but merely nauseated.
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And now...the conclusion.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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