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i must poast
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Posted - 2008.08.06 23:46:00 -
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PURE. - A Space Soap, Episode 1
Scene: A breezy park, under a shady tree, on a red and white checkered blanket, we find four high ranking PURE. officials enjoying a civilized and charming picnic:
Drantis: Ay op, pass us the t'sausage rolls, lad.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire does thy bidding, my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Drantis: T'alright Codin, t'ain't no fleet op now, lad, you can drop that official speak, right up.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of New Empire will now drop the official speak. Right up.
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Good, right up, time f'ut us bigguns t'ut make some important decisions. I'm reet worried about them't Goons taking over t'ut space in't Geminate. Whatut we to do?
Killing Rang: Right chaps, listen steady, I've got some splendid tactical thinking to convey vis a vis our current situation, most critical, with those Goon doods. They're right ones!
Machiavelli7: But.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire also shares the thinking of my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Right up.
Codin Plaks: Right up.
Drantis: Right up.
Killing Rang: Ok, so chaperinoes let me tell you all about my fancy plan, my fancy hot plan, my... (interrupted)
Drantis: BUGGER IT!
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Where's t'sauce? Where's t'ut bloody sauce? You can't have a sausage roll and not be having any t'sauce!
Drantis: WHAT SORT OF BLOODY ALLIANCE HAS A PICNIC AND NO BLOODY SODDING T'SAUCE?
Drantis: Machi?
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Machi?
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Codin?
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire forgot to pack the sauce, my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Drantis: CODIN!
Killing Rang: Look here chums, this is supposed to be an offical alliance meeting, we're supposed be... (interrupted)
Drantis: Ok, Killing, banned from speaking at t'next meeting.
Codin: Right up.
Drantis: Right up.
Machiavelli7: But.
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indiscriminate comments
i must poast
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Posted - 2008.08.06 23:46:00 -
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PURE. - A Space Soap, Episode 1
Scene: A breezy park, under a shady tree, on a red and white checkered blanket, we find four high ranking PURE. officials enjoying a civilized and charming picnic:
Drantis: Ay op, pass us the t'sausage rolls, lad.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire does thy bidding, my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Drantis: T'alright Codin, t'ain't no fleet op now, lad, you can drop that official speak, right up.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of New Empire will now drop the official speak. Right up.
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Good, right up, time f'ut us bigguns t'ut make some important decisions. I'm reet worried about them't Goons taking over t'ut space in't Geminate. Whatut we to do?
Killing Rang: Right chaps, listen steady, I've got some splendid tactical thinking to convey vis a vis our current situation, most critical, with those Goon doods. They're right ones!
Machiavelli7: But.
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire also shares the thinking of my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Right up.
Codin Plaks: Right up.
Drantis: Right up.
Killing Rang: Ok, so chaperinoes let me tell you all about my fancy plan, my fancy hot plan, my... (interrupted)
Drantis: BUGGER IT!
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Where's t'sauce? Where's t'ut bloody sauce? You can't have a sausage roll and not be having any t'sauce!
Drantis: WHAT SORT OF BLOODY ALLIANCE HAS A PICNIC AND NO BLOODY SODDING T'SAUCE?
Drantis: Machi?
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Machi?
Machiavelli7: But.
Drantis: Codin?
Codin Plaks: Dawn of a New Empire forgot to pack the sauce, my Drantis of PURE. Legion.
Drantis: CODIN!
Killing Rang: Look here chums, this is supposed to be an offical alliance meeting, we're supposed be... (interrupted)
Drantis: Ok, Killing, banned from speaking at t'next meeting.
Codin: Right up.
Drantis: Right up.
Machiavelli7: But.
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rValdez5987
Amarr
Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.08.06 23:49:00 -
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Edited by: rValdez5987 on 06/08/2008 23:49:40
I enjoyed this post. 
Edit: FIRST?!?!?! oh man my first cherry backbone.... 
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rValdez5987
Amarr
Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.08.06 23:49:00 -
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Edited by: rValdez5987 on 06/08/2008 23:49:40
I enjoyed this post.
Edit: FIRST?!?!?! oh man my first cherry backbone....
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Veld Addict
Caldari
Sisters Of New Eden
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Posted - 2008.08.07 00:01:00 -
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Best thing on coad lately.
These are dark times indeed
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Hilder
Amarr
G.E.A.R.
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Posted - 2008.08.07 00:14:00 -
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So is Drantis supposed to be from Yorkshire? Or India?
Or just north of Watford gap I suppose .. after all whats the difference eh?
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IonHammer
Minmatar
Black Avatar
Lost Sheep Domain
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Posted - 2008.08.07 00:26:00 -
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made me laugh, now i am trying to figure out where space penguin went.
If thats your real life i'm very jealous - Petwraith |
Tress Macneille
Eight year old girls
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.07 01:23:00 -
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voted 1
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Jakie Brown
Minmatar
Run'n'Hide
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Posted - 2008.08.07 03:46:00 -
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i see you dont "get" pure ... or english for that matter 
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Red Moon
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.08.07 12:56:00 -
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imho Machiavelli7 has the best lines
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Monsieur Escargots
The Blue Dagger Mercenery Agency
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Posted - 2008.08.07 13:02:00 -
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most win thread in CAOD in the last couple of months.
I am eagerly anticipating chapter 2. Will any other names of Pure show up? What happened to the sauce?! Will the picnic turn sour?!
DRAMA!
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sakana
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.07 14:43:00 -
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i never knew drantis was irish...
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.07 18:39:00 -
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Locked.
Alt post.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Games, EVE Online
Email / Netfang
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