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Miss Uylear Caldari Uylears Dream	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:17:00 - [1] ...you too can get fresh with MeshMan. Comes in six delightful flavours and varied leng... We apologise for this rude interuption on your daily schedule - your galnet service is working fine. Uylears Dream have hi-jacked the signal. All please stand for Miss Uylear "Ladies and gentlemen, cross breeds and Hybrids. Multi tentacled fish and swarming nightshades. I address you with a cause. You all know the idea - the rookie ship get together. The fleet of suicide. A one way ticket to hell, but what a ride I say. What say you to a mass join up. A gathering of pilots in the majestic system of Kaunokka. Who here in their right mind will join me. Wrong minds - welcome too, if not eagerly anticipated. At twenty-hundred in Standard EVE universe time, on the date 22nd August there will be a gathering of all who can spare themselves. Its goal is simple; wipeout. Long have we stood for such-" ...WE AT GALNET HQ HUMBLY APOLOGISE FOR OUR NETWORK LOSS, WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR ORIGINAL PROGRAM... ...and girths. Meshman, How sticky can YOU make him? I see no man like man see's me.
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:23:00 - [2] lolwut Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:25:00 - [3] Well that was insane. Thread might deliver. Might read again.
Rubra J. S. Bach In memoriam	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:27:00 - [4] flashmobs in the year 23346? nice!
Siberys Gallente Nebula Sharks	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:30:00 - [5] I really need to stop taking Exile before coming on these forums... ..or maybe other people need to. PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS...
Zeba Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:31:00 - [6] Op is probably trying to get as many n00bs as he can into ibis so they can go suicide a ship or two as newb ships are free and you can get one as soon as you dock anywhere. All goes well until they somehow end up next to a BS or BC that the op swears can be ganked. The n00bSwarm lustily engages and sure enough the mysteriously untanked ship looks to be going down fast. The 'helpless' target then turns on his full rack of smartbombs and pods the lot for zero standing hit. Operation successful. inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:34:00 - [7] Originally by: Zeba Op is probably trying to get as many n00bs as he can into ibis so they can go suicide a ship or two as newb ships are free and you can get one as soon as you dock anywhere. All goes well until they somehow end up next to a BS or BC that the op swears can be ganked. The n00bSwarm lustily engages and sure enough the mysteriously untanked ship looks to be going down fast. The 'helpless' target then turns on his full rack of smartbombs and pods the lot for zero standing hit. Operation successful. I like this plan. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Miss Uylear Caldari Uylears Dream	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:38:00 - [8] Edited by: Miss Uylear on 17/08/2008 20:40:06 And now the news, with Sherry Baxman of SCOPE TV Hello, and welcome to SCOPE TV, I'm Sherry Baxman your local newsreader. Todays higlights include the sudden hi-jacking of Galnets RT Network. A rogue presenter, not announcing herself but by means of escort, attempted to coerce pilots into a mass meating in the Hi-sec system of kaunokka, Caldari space. Galnet technicians prompty cut the hi-jacking signal but were unable to pinpoint the source. It is rumoured that Miss Uylear is a psychiactric prison escapee and those who are lured by her offer are best to avoid the system of Kaunokka until authorities are able to ascertain the true motive of this new felon. More news on this strange event soon. Coming up, how you too can look as good as your dog does, and how do they do it; Jovians - living with the past... I see no man like man see's me.
Acrobatic plunderer	Posted - 2008.08.17 20:47:00 - [9] sounds like a little bit of fun perhaps. Heard of thiese things and will be there yeah. Miss Uylear, are you a pirate sort of person? NO REMORSE OR REGRET OR PAIN FOR ME!!!
Larg Kellein Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2008.08.18 01:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Miss Uylear Edited by: Miss Uylear on 17/08/2008 20:40:06 [i] A rogue presenter, not announcing herself but by means of escort, attempted to coerce pilots into a mass meating in the Hi-sec system of kaunokka, Caldari space. Kinky. Althoug bringing a laser Ibis might get messy.

Chaos Incarnate Has No Face	Posted - 2008.08.18 01:13:00 - [11] Originally by: Tamia Clant lolwut I second this lolwut, and add in an RPlol for good measure Quote: "Rabble Rabble Rabble!" "Just sitting out here saying "Rabble Rabble" isn't going to fix anything!" "But we don't know what else to do!" "Rabble Rabble Rabble!"
Acrobatic plunderer	Posted - 2008.08.18 17:05:00 - [12] WE BRING YOU A SHOCKING INTERVIEW WITH MISS UYLEAR, THE ROGUE WHO HI-JACKED GALNET'S RT SIGNAL. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST WITH SCOPE NEWS TV! "So Miss Uylear - am I saying that right? What is your plan for the system of Kaunokka, and why now in the midst of war are you trying to launch a crusade?" "How did you get in my shower?" "Small details Miss, small details. We need the juice of the meat here. What is going on with you?" "Well since you're here, I'll tell you. My aim is quite noble, quite honest and carefree. All I require is the sight of many ships for my camera. Be it on the date I said or much later, my aim is just that. I want to see the majesty of many pilots all flying around. I want to see it, and many others must do too!" "Miss Uylear, have you been to Jita?" "Get the F** out my shower now you, before I deharmonize your atomic make-up."* "Miss Uylear, one more question, how is it that you managed to subvert the-" At this point we lost the contracted reporters signal, yet no clone of his has been activated. We can only imagine the horrors miss Uylear has put our man under. But it also confirms that this lady is of dangerous capacities. We strongly advise to avoid this woman. COMING UP NEXT! EXCITING NEW WAYS TO ENHANCE YOUR ZERO-G GARDEN! AND YOU'VE SEEN HIM ONCE, YOU'VE SEEN HIM AGAIN,AND WE JUST WONT LET THE BUGGER DIE! YES.WE CLONED ELVIS FOR YOUR MUSICAL PLEASURE.AGAIN! NO REMORSE OR REGRET OR PAIN FOR ME!!!
Fuhshizzle	Posted - 2008.08.18 17:08:00 - [13] Edited by: Fuh**zle on 18/08/2008 17:08:29 Edited by: Fuh**zle on 18/08/2008 17:08:09 Originally by: Zeba Op is probably trying to get as many n00bs as he can into ibis so they can go suicide a ship or two as newb ships are free and you can get one as soon as you dock anywhere. All goes well until they somehow end up next to a BS or BC that the op swears can be ganked. The n00bSwarm lustily engages and sure enough the mysteriously untanked ship looks to be going down fast. The 'helpless' target then turns on his full rack of smartbombs and pods the lot for zero standing hit. Operation successful. yes, but invariably, half of them will get lagged or just dont know what they're doing, so they wont't shoot, and they'll get ganked, then podded by said smartbombs, then pop goes the BS. Operation successful.
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.18 17:09:00 - [14] Originally by: Acrobatic plunderer COMING UP NEXT! EXCITING NEW WAYS TO ENHANCE YOUR ZERO-G GARDEN! waits impatiently Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Irida Mershkov Gallente Trader's Academy Blue Sky Consortium	Posted - 2008.08.18 18:02:00 - [15] Originally by: Tamia Clant Originally by: Acrobatic plunderer COMING UP NEXT! EXCITING NEW WAYS TO ENHANCE YOUR ZERO-G GARDEN! waits impatiently ffs come on I needz teh garden skillz.
Miss Uylear Caldari Uylears Dream	Posted - 2008.08.19 17:44:00 - [16] AND NOW, ON ZERO-G TV, GARDENING TIPS FOR YOUR ZERO-G ALLOTMENT. Hello, and welcome to ZGG, the zero-G gardening program. I'm Alan Spacetit and here's whats coming up. We have ideas on how to avoid webbed root growth, hot to set up an irrigation network using only household items, and also, something were particularly fond of today; how to design, construct and maintain your zero-G water feature. And thats our main feature by the way. Well, straight into it with Charlie now, who is out on the open lot, taking in some much needed solar refreshment. Charlie? Thanks Alan. I'm here in the spring dews garden lot, where we have a rather fancy zero-g tree growing. You'll notice immediately that the roots are merging hypnotically with the foliage up top, turning this Greater Wooded Oak into a shape reminiscent of an ancient hourglass. This feature can amaze guests and provide hours of fun for your children, too. Letting them crawl around in the myriad of branches and roots combined keeps them occupied for a worthwhile time. Yet how do you manage such a complex plant? Thats why I've taken the liberty of - oh my god, whats THAT! Hey, get orf, hey! Oi..ouch! "You ginger fool, give me that camera. I'm Miss Uylear and I hate gardens. This tree? I'm going to burn it. Ha Ha, not really, I love trees. Were it not for - stay down you, or those two assets will be planted somewhere where you wont find them comfortable. As I was going to say, were it not for trees, none of us could breathe out here. Why, I have forty two of the carbon munching beasts in my drakes cargo hold. No synthetic crap for me, pure O2 all the way - sorry darling? Yes Yes...ahem. My master, Uylear, has told me to get on with it. So I will. All those able to come to Kaunokka on the 22nd of August at 20:00 EVE time must do so. There is no reason, no need for it at all. Its just something me leader wants. and that is it. Ok Charlie...god you're ugly. No wonder you live with trees and plants. Look at you. Is that...is that a beard? Ugh. Enough! I've had enough of this, I'm far too upper class for this pile of compost to lay eyes on. Get back to plant bumming, I'm off back into my Drake."
Miss Uylear Caldari Uylears Dream	Posted - 2008.08.20 22:48:00 - [17] Across a distant sun, you can see a small shadow. A Drake, clad in a vibrant aura calmy phasing in and out of sight takes point to a mass of ships, all gathering for one small purpose. The annual EVE photo. Many have come to this event of 2010, regarded as one of THE places to be in the EVE calendar. Miss Uylear, expert photographer, takes her drake to prime viewing position. Every photon of sunlight smashes into every ship and the sight of hundreds of vessels is realised in all its splendour. The amazing thing is that these pilots are not firing at each other, but getting onto formation. A feat that only the most dedicated EVE'r can achieve. If lots show up, then this photo could very well be on the front of every gaming magazine out there. All the ships, lined up. Looking a force of advertisement greater than any Nike, Coke or Mcdonalds advert out there...it would be a triumph for EVE pilots everywhere!
GallenteCitizen20080615 Gallente Federation War News	Posted - 2008.08.20 23:06:00 - [18] damm did i turn on my holo tv by accident WHERE TEH LOTTERY
Reven Cordelle Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.08.21 14:18:00 - [19] I've put it in me calendar. Does it have to be an Ibis? I suppose it does.

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