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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.08.19 09:12:00 -
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After giving it some thought, I decided to go with...
50 Janitors 5 Exotic Dancers 5 Marines and my pet Slaver Hound, of course.
Actually he's a clone - all my ships carry my pet slaver hound. I hope he can follow me into the station in Ambulation as well. |

Krissam
Nomads Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.08.19 09:26:00 -
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Now, i dont have eft on this pc, but i think if you take out some janitors, you may be able to squeeze in a couple more exotic dancers. |

Odda
Gallente Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.08.19 09:37:00 -
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Yeah i whuld definatly trow off some Janitors and take on more Exotic Dancers. |

fivetide humidyear
Gallente EXCESS10N
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Posted - 2008.08.19 11:14:00 -
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moar dancers, moar quafe
maybe some militants for the marines to fight gladiator style? |

infinityshok
ZYNC
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Posted - 2008.08.19 11:20:00 -
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sounds like the makings of a great **** video |

Father Dibbles
Drunks And Addicts Combined
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Posted - 2008.08.19 11:26:00 -
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Also, 1 Homeless bum. What would your freighter be, without a lonely mumbling man wandering the cargo holds, shouting at all the exotic dancers.
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UGLYUGLY
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.19 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Father Dibbles Also, 1 Homeless bum. What would your freighter be, without a lonely mumbling man wandering the cargo holds, shouting at all the exotic dancers.
Throwing anti matter charges around the cargo hold? |

Pernick
Gallente Wilkins and Bennett CO
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Posted - 2008.08.19 11:57:00 -
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Don't forget the Spirits |

Derek Sigres
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Posted - 2008.08.19 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mankirks Wife After giving it some thought, I decided to go with...
50 Janitors 5 Exotic Dancers 5 Marines and my pet Slaver Hound, of course.
Actually he's a clone - all my ships carry my pet slaver hound. I hope he can follow me into the station in Ambulation as well.
You expect a ship that size to be cleaned by 50 janitors yet you expect it to be defendable by 5 marines? With 5 exotic dancers and 5 marines you guarntee all they do is sit in the strip club with the janitors.
I suspect this is why the slaver hound is there - to motivate the crew.
Personally I have hundreds of militants - for whatever reason those missions that have pop those haulers with militants only seem to want half of them. I can't recycle them and I can't sell them. I'm holding out hope one day I can field a ground force, at which point my militants will be full of awesome. |

Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.08.19 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Derek Sigres You expect a ship that size to be cleaned by 50 janitors yet you expect it to be defendable by 5 marines? With 5 exotic dancers and 5 marines you guarntee all they do is sit in the strip club with the janitors.
I suspect this is why the slaver hound is there - to motivate the crew.
Personally I have hundreds of militants - for whatever reason those missions that have pop those haulers with militants only seem to want half of them. I can't recycle them and I can't sell them. I'm holding out hope one day I can field a ground force, at which point my militants will be full of awesome.
Well, the marines are more for show and to operate the loading equipment. As for the homeless guy - that's a great idea - and there just happens to be a few homeless bums selling themselves into (my) slavery for a mere 550ISK each.  |
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Gem1ni
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Posted - 2008.08.19 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mankirks Wife After giving it some thought, I decided to go with...
50 Janitors 5 Exotic Dancers 5 Marines and my pet Slaver Hound, of course.
Actually he's a clone - all my ships carry my pet slaver hound. I hope he can follow me into the station in Ambulation as well.
your xd's are really prostitutes. u dirty old man u have to much isk on your hands  |

Hame leGrey
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Posted - 2008.08.21 04:40:00 -
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Originally by: Derek Sigres Personally I have hundreds of militants - for whatever reason those missions that have pop those haulers with militants only seem to want half of them. I can't recycle them and I can't sell them. I'm holding out hope one day I can field a ground force, at which point my militants will be full of awesome.
I'm going to start saving those Militants/Marines now - if one can build an army, I'm going to make one bigger!!  And I always feel a tiny tinge of sadness everytime I 'Trash' them.. its like an execution or something. |

Aiden Bismuth
Gallente Die Boeremag
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Posted - 2008.08.21 05:39:00 -
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Heh, man, I jettisoned the last bunch of militants I picked up! 
Looks like I will have to keep them from now on! 
AB |

Timple Smythe
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:14:00 -
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Are 50 Janitors enough? As a Marine, i have to question the work habits of "Union" Janitors. For damn certain, if you have 50 of them, then they will have a Union.
Five Marines and Five Exotic Dancers are going to make one hell of a mess...one to one is a dream. I would agree though that some Militants would help spice up the place...for the time between dances.
I am just afraid though that the Union is going to #$@% up you boat.
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Baron Primus
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:30:00 -
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You need the janitors -FOR- the dancers.
The best dancers are the messiest dancers  My sig sucks. |

Lt Angus
Caldari Lt Angus Corp
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:39:00 -
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4 dancers and 5 marines to keep things interesting
 Shhhh, Im hunting Badgers |

Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:19:00 -
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I'd much rather fly with 1 prostitute (not lying they're in game and hard as hell to find). __________________________________________________ Sup brosef! Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game.
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Elsism
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:24:00 -
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If you get a load more marines, and few more exotic dancers, then you will make more ISK from the private dances that they do.
Hope this helps. x
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Zangert
Joint Empire Squad
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Posted - 2008.08.22 20:07:00 -
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you know its only a lack of motivation for the damsel in distress to fit in with the crew
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Voda Nardu
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:25:00 -
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I'd eject the Marines out an airlock. Those jar heads will be more interested in your janitors than the dancers. You know that saying; 50 sailors and 50 marines goto sea...50 couples return. 
Use that extra space for more exotic dancers and spiced wine.
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Wetwon
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Posted - 2008.08.26 02:07:00 -
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You can just replace all the janitors with marines. Anyone in the millitary is also pretty much a janitor. Really those marines are mulit purpose, maybe even make 'em dance for you.
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Shardrael
Caldari Titan Industries Technology Team Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.08.26 03:01:00 -
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Edited by: Shardrael on 26/08/2008 03:01:52 if you dont put some hobos in there your dancers will cut themselves out of boredom.
all dancers need hobos
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Artemis Rose
Varion Galactic Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.26 03:07:00 -
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Personally, I wouldn't get into a Freighter without Mind Flood, Drop and/or Spirits. __________________________________________________
Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat. |
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