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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:41:00 -
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Spin-able EVE Whine generator
Dedicated to all whiners in the universe!
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:43:00 -
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Once again, I am writing in response to EVE Whine Generator's causeries, and once again, I merely wish to point out that EVE Whine Generator's a social liability. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I ask EVE Whine Generator to rephrase its criticisms in a more reasoned way. It is a statistical certainty that EVE Whine Generator always sounds like it's reading a prepared speech, just as it is a statistical certainty that I intend to look closely at its ipse dixits to see what makes them so effectual at destroying our moral fiber. I should expect to find -- this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify -- that EVE Whine Generator's drones resist seeing that EVE Whine Generator just wants to avoid detection and punishment. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that EVE Whine Generator's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live.
EVE Whine Generator can't possibly believe that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. It's loathsome but it's not that loathsome. The interesting point is this: I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "EVE Whine Generator's communiquTs serve merely to illustrate that hatred, prejudice, and ignorance are still prevalent in our culture." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that EVE Whine Generator says that black is white and night is day. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools.
It has been said that several of EVE Whine Generator's forces, who asked to remain nameless, informed me of EVE Whine Generator's secret plans to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it indubitably implies that if we let EVE Whine Generator agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. EVE Whine Generator's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that it seems that no one else is telling you that its expositors don't want to make their own decisions but want EVE Whine Generator to do their thinking for them. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, EVE Whine Generator is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. A final note: The most believable explanation for many of the destructive trends in politics, economics, morality, and other key areas over the past two years is that a secretive, incredibly disagreeable, well-organized movement has been striving relentlessly to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge EVE Whine Generator's crass codices.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:45:00 -
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it dosen't even have Falcon whines, or "The Amarr Problem" whines, or "Buff Artillery!" whines...
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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:45:00 -
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Your whine generator breaks CTRL-Tab in Firefox! zomg nerf!
Anyway.. I lol'd.
Three spins and I came up with..
zomg Eve is turning into Hello Kitty online! Nerf lv. 4 missions and nerf lowsec! ---
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Haleuth
Amarr Green Men Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:48:00 -
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3 spins and i got 3 random WTF's Haleuth |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:50:00 -
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Four times in a row it landed on the line in between two spots.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Haleuth 3 spins and i got 3 random WTF's
Maybe I should add "Nerf Whine generator!!!" phrase as well.. -- Eve battle simulator EVE character creator Eve offline game |
Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Haleuth 3 spins and i got 3 random WTF's
Yeah, I get a lot of random WTF's and ISK farmers. EVE Whine Generator is biased!
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Helios III
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:05:00 -
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I'm so sick of this EVE whine generator, it NEEDS a nerf immediately. It's totally upsetting the risk/reward balance and will kill EVE. Something needs to be done.
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Gentle Bra
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:15:00 -
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Wine generator
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Karentaki
Gallente Fighting While Intoxicated
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:27:00 -
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Wow, after 5 spins I got 'WOW in space' 3 times, and 'SIK farmers' twice!
Coincidence?
Quote:
EVE is like a sandbox with landmines. Deal with it.
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:45:00 -
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Edited by: Krxon Blade on 22/08/2008 18:45:28 New build available. Press Reload page to download
Patch notes:
Build 1.0 to 1.1 addresses Patch notes for EVE Whine generator 1.0
Miscellaneous
* Moar whine options added * Pointless red button added * Randomness slightly adjusted * EVE Whine generator should be more random now * Optional info message added * An exploit which allowed multiple whineage for same thing should be fixed
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc. The Requiem
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Karentaki Wow, after 5 spins I got 'WOW in space' 3 times, and 'SIK farmers' twice!
Coincidence?
Yes.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.08.22 18:56:00 -
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OMG Macro farmers are haxin' the game to resemble Hello Kitty!
My 3
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Viqtoria
Caldari Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:00:00 -
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tarminic.exe (may contain viruses)
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Tippia
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:01:00 -
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Edited by: Tippia on 22/08/2008 19:02:52 Shouldn't the pegs sit between the fields, rather than in the middle of them?
Also, nerf highsec! ISK farmers are turning it into groundhog day!
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Atrei Capital
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:10:00 -
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No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of CCP. You see, I definitely believe that CCP's outbursts are a gangrenous putrefaction that serves only to influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly fickle. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if you can make any sense out its stuck-up slurs then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. Although I generally try to be tolerant of unabashed laziness, defiant incompetence, willful ignorance, and combative arrogance, every so often you'll see CCP lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for turning malcontents loose against us good citizens, and vow never again to be so juvenile. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that it seems to assume that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that it can dole out or retract. This is an assumption of the worst kind because I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why it's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as raving by CCP's propaganda machine. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader.
CCP recently claimed that it has answers to everything. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from it a hundred times before. As a dying tree drops its leaves and is attacked by fungus and worms of decay, so too is a nation set upon by CCP. Despite CCP's evident lack of grounding in what it's talking about, CCP keeps stating over and over again that honor counts for nothing. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground -- facts such as that an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. CCP has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise.
CCP has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and entangle our peace and prosperity in the toils of the ambition, rivalship, interest, humor, or caprice of froward demoniacs -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. CCP's bad enough when it's alone but it's even worse when it's joined by unrealistic mafia dons. CCP may unwittingly reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with its allegations while punishing those who oppose them. I say "unwittingly" because it is apparently unaware that it operates under the influence of a particular ideology -- a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why CCP claims that it is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that CCP, already oppressive with its profligate, fork-tongued crotchets, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that CCP likes to seem smarter than it really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever it cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of disloyal frippery. Now that you've read my entire le |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.22 19:58:00 -
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Linkage
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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Zaerlorth Maelkor
The Maverick Navy Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.08.22 20:01:00 -
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I'm quitting!
... Apparently. ==================================================
I should really get a sig. |
Frug
Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.08.22 20:26:00 -
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Not another whine generator...
Well, at least this one's content related. - - - - - - - - - Do not use dotted lines - - - - - - - If you think I'm awesome, say BOOO BOOO!! - Ductoris Neat look what I found - Kreul Hey, my marbles |
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.22 20:39:00 -
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lmao, in 5 spins i got:
im quitting ( waaah, to many nerfs in the game, i cant adapt, im quitting )
suicide ganking (waaah, i was afk hauling in a freighter w/ 20 billion in faction modules and got suicide ganked, nerf suicide ganking)
omg hax ( i cant break his tank, he's a hacker)
speed nerf, wtf? (waaah, i cant outrun missiles anymore, VOTE AGAINST THE NANO NERF)
noobs! (what? you PLATE fit a cruiser w/ small blasters? blashphemy, what a noobish ass setup, noob)
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.08.24 16:38:00 -
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New version uploaded
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Kelli Flay
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:06:00 -
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The wheel of whineage is rigged because I keep losing my points near the end of my 20 turns. Pretty hard to get the high score when my whines go bankrupt .
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Kelli Flay The wheel of whineage is rigged because I keep losing my points near the end of my 20 turns. Pretty hard to get the high score when my whines go bankrupt .
Well I've tested it for 20 times at least before uploading it, and no points loss happened. It's pure luck
I also added button to send score before game 20 cycles ends, after that game needs to be restarted.
So player now have option to choose between risking (gather score) or to play (woosie) safe and post before game ends.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kelli Flay The wheel of whineage is rigged because I keep losing my points near the end of my 20 turns. Pretty hard to get the high score when my whines go bankrupt .
Psh, look at that, number 1 baby!
Now, make the red button do something.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Trathen
Minmatar SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:15:00 -
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I was a little bit disappointed, I was hoping for a random poorly-written block of text generator. _ |
Brigsby5987
Caldari 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 lmao, in 5 spins i got:
im quitting ( waaah, to many nerfs in the game, i cant adapt, im quitting )
suicide ganking (waaah, i was afk hauling in a freighter w/ 20 billion in faction modules and got suicide ganked, nerf suicide ganking)
omg hax ( i cant break his tank, he's a hacker)
speed nerf, wtf? (waaah, i cant outrun missiles anymore, VOTE AGAINST THE NANO NERF)
noobs! (what? you PLATE fit a cruiser w/ small blasters? blashphemy, what a noobish ass setup, noob)
im surprised no one says omg hax when my myrmidon is tanking their gank astarte with an armor tanker. Then they realize I have 80% resistances to their damage type, dual medium reps, rigged, with improved exile booster running and overload to catch up on armor reps if needed. lol. and then you have implants on top of it. so many bonuses it ends up tanking above 1000 lol __________________________________________ When Will I be able to post again ? 13 days, 23 hours, 55 minutes, 36 seconds |
CharlieMurphy
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:39:00 -
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this would be better if her clothes fell off when you pressed the red button
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.24 17:55:00 -
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First try and I get over 1k
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Jei'son Bladesmith
The Storm Knights The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.08.24 18:04:00 -
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ZOMG i didnt whine enough to be in the top 10 H4X!!!! HHHHHHH44444444XXXXXXXX!!
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