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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.24 15:24:00 -
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I'm bored. So I'm making a thread for people to post really bad/lame/un-PC jokes in. I'll go first.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
What's the dictionary definition of recursion? Recursion: Noun, see "Recursion". __________________________
Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.24 18:52:00 -
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Why did the actor fail his audition for Romeo and Juliet?
There was a misunderstanding over "enter Juliet from behind". __________________________
Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.25 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: Dheorl A biologist, a mathmatician and a physicist are watching a house.
2 People walk into the house and a few minutes later 3 people walk out.
The biologist says they have reproduced, the mathmetician says if one more person walks into the house no-one will be in the house and the physicist says it is a measurement error.
Is the glass half full or half empty? The pessimist says half empty. The optimist says half full. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. __________________________
Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.08.26 14:30:00 -
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Edited by: ReaperOfSly on 26/08/2008 14:32:13
Originally by: Akita T Maths jokes
Maths jokes for the epic win
Why does Samuel L. Jackson hate flat pythons? Motherf*cking snakes in the motherf*cking plane!
I'm sorry, the number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again.
What's purple and commutes? An abelian grape.
What's light purple and commutes? An abelian subgrape.
What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemmon.
By the way, why do you assume that western Europe is holomorphic?
Edit: and a quick limerick to finish off:
The integral of t squared dt, From one to the cube root of three, Times the cosine, Of three pi by nine, Is the log of the cube root of e. __________________________
Quote: ...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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