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Sharupak
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.09.03 16:52:00 -
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I thought you might get a kick out of these!
NBC sports comments
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC! president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.09.03 17:02:00 -
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 Originally by: Sharupak
I thought you might get a kick out of these!
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
I've read this one before somewhere yonks ago, still funny though.
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Kyanzes
Amarr
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.09.03 17:04:00 -
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One of my favorites:
Two F1 commentators are discussing a manoeuvre by some F1 pilot.
Commentator1: - If the guys makes it I'm going to eat my hat.
Commentator2: - I think it's only fair to point out to the viewers that you don't even have a hat here.
After some silence
Commentator1: - Damn... you sold me out big time here buddy...
I like this one from your list the most:
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
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Posted - 2008.09.03 17:27:00 -
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That is some serious good laughage. That is to both posts above.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn
NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
DesuSigs
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
The Black Fleet
The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.03 17:35:00 -
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i want the audio of the tennis one
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Femaref
Armageddon Day
TALIONIS ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2008.09.03 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Whiskey
i want the audio of the tennis one
second that
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PKlavins
Caldari
The New Era
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:46:00 -
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Oh jeebus....... i've not ROFL'ed this hard in ages, this is classic, this should be a sticky
The new 7.5km web = web + scram = "Wamble".
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.09.03 20:48:00 -
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Originally by: Sharupak
I thought you might get a kick out of these!
NBC sports comments
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC! president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
lol, the funny part is that he actually caught himself
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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