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Uinuva Karma
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:01:00 -
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So we have now seen the day when the Mighty Gods have banished the Wizard from his throne in the Council, and his children, the foul gnomes, they are furious. They want to burn the palaces of the Four Kingdoms and kill their peaceful people as revenge to the gods. The peaceful people have grown plump and soft from riches, lazy and ignorant- for they have never seen the horrors of war.
The once proud North has fallen, the hordes of Red Hand in the East have turned their brethren. Bravest warriors from the Kingdoms have abandoned the people and their petty worries, and left through mysterious portals into the Unknown. Thieves and murderers roam the lowlands, and these are not the honourable highwaymen of the old.
Only scattered remnants of the Old Guard are holding back the black swarm of gnomes, they are strong on the backs of their immortal titanium steeds, but their numbers are few, and they have grown wary of the cunning Wizard.
But the Gods have spoken. They are not pleased with the decadent ways of the men, and have announced that earth will shake and fire will rain from the skies. Infernal hell is only few moons away. Everything will change.
The stage is set for a hero to unite all the people against the forces of the Wizard and their allies. Who will be the one to lead us into the Great Infernal War? Is there still time to forge the ploughs into swords? To train the soft men of the Kingdoms to wield the swords? For the Old Guard to forget their grudges and ride under one banner? Will the Great Warriors come back from the Unknown to aid the mankind?
The Wizard must be stopped, and the gnomes driven back to that awful place they came from! |
Azami Nevinyrall
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
139
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:04:00 -
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I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one? [quote=CCP Guard] I'm running out of original ways to tell you guys to stop. [/quote} |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
55
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:10:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one? I don't wanna touch this one with a barge pole.
Can't remember if had rabies booster lately.
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Pok Nibin
Viziam Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:11:00 -
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Though a bit on the flowery side, the OP is a fairly accurate description of the EVE Map at present. Should this leader arise, how "organized" are the ones he'd have to organize? If Goons were so flimsy as they are and no one's done it thus far, what makes anyone think they can suddenly do it now? Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |
Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
615
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:13:00 -
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Graic Gabtar wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one? I don't wanna touch this one with a barge pole. Can't remember if had rabies booster lately.
You are in a corp named "Lemon Party" and you are worried about rabies? The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Dante Chusuk
Sicarius. When Hippos Attack
2
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:15:00 -
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And I believe it's tritanium steeds not titanium ... just don't tell Cribba, I don't think he knows what we do to his precious Veldspar yet ... |
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
86
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:16:00 -
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Perhaps EveUni will take up the banner. Could be a massive influx of people for them ...
Nothing clever at this time. |
Danfen Fenix
Vita Aequitas Veritas The Paganism Alliance
44
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:18:00 -
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I must admit, I chuckled
Quite clever... |
Ana Vyr
Vyral Technologies
201
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:19:00 -
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You have to preface such prophesy with "Behold, ....." |
Akiro Tukana
Heavy Metal Industrial Supply
0
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:20:00 -
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As an indy alt, I say let it burn. I'll simply make more profit in the long run. |
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Azami Nevinyrall
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
140
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:22:00 -
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Nick Bison wrote:Perhaps EveUni will take up the banner. Could be a massive influx of people for them ... RvB would be a nice choice aswell.... [quote=CCP Guard] I'm running out of original ways to tell you guys to stop. [/quote} |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
459
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:30:00 -
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Akiro Tukana wrote:As an indy alt, I say let it burn. I'll simply make more profit in the long run.
THATS THE SPIRIT OF HISEC WE KNOW AND LOVE!
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
ElQuirko
Gravit Negotii Rogue Elements.
487
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:40:00 -
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Frankly, I think it should be me, but that's just my personal opinion.
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |
Mathias Hex
Hillcrest Armaments
18
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:14:00 -
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OP, is that from lord of the rings or Game of Thrones? Nice dramatization btw. I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k. |
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
414
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:25:00 -
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Screw it, I'll lead you.
I get paid for this, right?
--Will Support Your Terrible Forum Thread For ISK-- |
Uinuva Karma
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:35:00 -
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:D
Kids, that's what happens when you smoke and write! Glad I posted this on my space barbie alt happy that at least some of you liked it anyway.
But seriously, the situation is indeed very very juicy. A war of epic proportions could be really good for the game, and with the possible sov system changes and whatnots, a major conflict might open up new possibilities for smaller corps currently not interested in stagnated 0.0.
I just wanted to get the idea in the air, now someone in the position to capitalize on the post-catharsis emotions and hopeful expectations on Inferno just needs to seize the momentum and go for glory...
Do it
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
232
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:36:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:Screw it, I'll lead you.
I get paid for this, right?
Maybe....
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Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
29
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:37:00 -
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SATAN |
Simetraz
State War Academy Caldari State
179
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:40:00 -
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0.0 Died when metagaming became more important then a game itself.
That was oh back when BOB died. BOB is just a time frame reference by the way nothing to do with the downword metagame spiral of 0.0
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Aiden Andraste
State War Academy Caldari State
183
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Posted - 2012.03.29 22:48:00 -
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Clusterfuck Coalition Journal. April 28th, 2012: Rorqual carcass in Jita this morning, salvager treads on burst cargo hold. This city is afraid of us. We have seen its true face. Local chat is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of blood and when the drain finally scabs over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their badposting and terrible scams will foam up about their waists and all the pubbies and market botters will look up and shout "Save us!"... and we'll whisper "no." |
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Damien Smith
The Xenodus Initiative.
2
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Posted - 2012.03.30 09:34:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Frankly, I think it should be me, but that's just my personal opinion.
It should quite obviously be me.
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Richard Desturned
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
108
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Posted - 2012.03.30 09:39:00 -
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Simetraz wrote:0.0 Died when metagaming became more important then a game itself.
That was oh back when BOB died. BOB is just a time frame reference by the way nothing to do with the downword metagame spiral of 0.0
0.0 is dead?
Strange, we've seen two concurrent, large-scale wars in 0.0 over the past few months. "Nullsec alliances will now begin counting reporters on staff along with supercapitals and tech moons. Unironically." - The Mittani |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
56
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Posted - 2012.03.30 09:39:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Graic Gabtar wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one? I don't wanna touch this one with a barge pole. Can't remember if had rabies booster lately. You are in a corp named "Lemon Party" and you are worried about rabies? Can't catch it twice I guess.
It will be a curtains open even the next time we are in Jita so we can watch all the action - rapture style.
Won't even need to turn on the lights with all the burning wrecks to light up things.
EVE shall be purged by fire - please Gods let them ALL burn in Jita. |
Frying Doom
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
115
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Posted - 2012.03.30 09:41:00 -
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Liked the tale, well spun Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge. |
Dhorion Pyler
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.03.30 10:08:00 -
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Uinuva Karma wrote:So we have now seen the day when the Mighty Gods have banished the Wizard from his throne in the Council, and his children, the foul gnomes, they are furious. They want to burn the palaces of the Four Kingdoms and kill their peaceful people as revenge to the gods. The peaceful people have grown plump and soft from riches, lazy and ignorant- for they have never seen the horrors of war.
The once proud North has fallen, the hordes of Red Hand in the East have turned against their brethren. Bravest warriors from the Kingdoms have abandoned the people and their petty worries, and left through mysterious portals into the Unknown. Thieves and murderers roam the lowlands, and these are not the honourable highwaymen of the old.
Only scattered remnants of the Old Guard are holding back the black swarm of gnomes, they are strong on the backs of their immortal titanium steeds, but their numbers are few, and they have grown wary of the cunning Wizard.
But the Gods have spoken. They are not pleased with the decadent ways of the men, and have announced that earth will shake and fire will rain from the skies. Infernal hell is only few moons away. Everything will change.
The stage is set for a hero to unite all the people against the forces of the Wizard and their allies. Who will be the one to lead us into the Great Infernal War? Is there still time to forge the ploughs into swords? To train the soft men of the Kingdoms to wield the swords? For the Old Guard to forget their grudges and ride under one banner? Will the Great Warriors come back from the Unknown to aid the mankind?
The Wizard must be stopped, and the gnomes driven back to that awful place they came from!
Good narrative until the last three words, literally. Not sure a better way to word it (maybe: ...that awful place from whence they came) to fit with the rest of the timing. Must do a lot of pbp rping or creative writing. |
ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
599
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Posted - 2012.03.30 10:11:00 -
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Aiden Andraste wrote:Clusterfuck Coalition Journal. April 28th, 2012: Rorqual carcass in Jita this morning, salvager treads on burst cargo hold. This city is afraid of us. We have seen its true face. Local chat is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of blood and when the drain finally scabs over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their badposting and terrible scams will foam up about their waists and all the pubbies and market botters will look up and shout "Save us!"... and we'll whisper "no." If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy Caldari State
202
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Posted - 2012.03.30 11:10:00 -
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ACE McFACE wrote:If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec I guess I should have went with Orca? Oh well, I fail. |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
571
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Posted - 2012.03.30 11:24:00 -
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Ana Vyr wrote:You have to preface such prophesy with "Behold, ....."
Or Hark!
Good stuff. - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Sandrestal
University of Caille Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2012.03.30 11:35:00 -
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ACE McFACE wrote: If you see a Rorqual in Jita report it, no caps allowed in High sec
What are jump freighters?
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Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
163
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Posted - 2012.03.30 11:47:00 -
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As a Necromancer i profit most from all of your demises..... so get on with it! I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
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St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
586
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Posted - 2012.03.30 12:03:00 -
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Came expecting another boring Mittens/Goons thread, left pleasantly surprised. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
513
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Posted - 2012.03.30 12:10:00 -
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Speaking of Great Infernal War. I saw a couple of them slinging words in local a while ago, sick burn. shiptoastin' liek a baws |
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
92
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Posted - 2012.03.30 12:30:00 -
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this was actually a rather amusing read ... especuly from a goonie alt |
DonHel
Aliastra Gallente Federation
14
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Posted - 2012.03.30 12:55:00 -
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Richard Desturned wrote:Simetraz wrote:0.0 Died when metagaming became more important then a game itself.
That was oh back when BOB died. BOB is just a time frame reference by the way nothing to do with the downword metagame spiral of 0.0
0.0 is dead? Strange, we've seen two concurrent, large-scale wars in 0.0 over the past few months.
It's not dead, but sure as hell isnt the playground alot of us remember |
Brynhilda
Massive PVPness Psychotic Tendencies.
91
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Posted - 2012.03.30 14:24:00 -
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That reminds me.
I need to play some more Age of Wonders: Shadow Magic How may I drug you with drugs? |
Naga Elohim
Golden Shellbacks Surely You're Joking
15
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Posted - 2012.03.30 14:30:00 -
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10/10
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Gloomy Gus
GoonWaffe
260
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Posted - 2012.03.30 16:23:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one?
Guys please stop trolling us
GǣGooniesGǪGǪGǪ..winning EVEGǪGǪGǪGǪ.one tear at a timeGǪGǪGǪ.Gǥ - Snot Shot - 2012
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
688
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Posted - 2012.03.30 16:29:00 -
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Dhorion Pyler wrote:Uinuva Karma wrote:So we have now seen the day when the Mighty Gods have banished the Wizard from his throne in the Council, and his children, the foul gnomes, they are furious. They want to burn the palaces of the Four Kingdoms and kill their peaceful people as revenge to the gods. The peaceful people have grown plump and soft from riches, lazy and ignorant- for they have never seen the horrors of war.
The once proud North has fallen, the hordes of Red Hand in the East have turned against their brethren. Bravest warriors from the Kingdoms have abandoned the people and their petty worries, and left through mysterious portals into the Unknown. Thieves and murderers roam the lowlands, and these are not the honourable highwaymen of the old.
Only scattered remnants of the Old Guard are holding back the black swarm of gnomes, they are strong on the backs of their immortal titanium steeds, but their numbers are few, and they have grown wary of the cunning Wizard.
But the Gods have spoken. They are not pleased with the decadent ways of the men, and have announced that earth will shake and fire will rain from the skies. Infernal hell is only few moons away. Everything will change.
The stage is set for a hero to unite all the people against the forces of the Wizard and their allies. Who will be the one to lead us into the Great Infernal War? Is there still time to forge the ploughs into swords? To train the soft men of the Kingdoms to wield the swords? For the Old Guard to forget their grudges and ride under one banner? Will the Great Warriors come back from the Unknown to aid the mankind?
The Wizard must be stopped, and the gnomes driven back to that awful place they came from! Good narrative until the last three words, literally. Not sure a better way to word it (maybe: ...that awful place from whence they came) to fit with the rest of the timing. Must do a lot of pbp rping or creative writing.
This.
You can't end such a grandiose speech with a preposition.
"...from whence they came." is a much better ending.
Here's your sign... |
Azami Nevinyrall
Apple Construction Inc Northern Associates.
145
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Posted - 2012.03.30 16:32:00 -
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Gloomy Gus wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:I already received warnings today from trolling the goons, can someone take this one? Guys please stop trolling us
http://fukung.net/v/15095/fd5f7d781c7fbd239d1750057d6dbbc7.jpg [quote=CCP Guard] I'm running out of original ways to tell you guys to stop. [/quote} |
RAP ACTION HERO
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.03.30 16:47:00 -
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BEHOLD! Gallant SirMolle has returned! http://evemaps.dotlan.net/ticker/764553 |
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Calfis
The Dark Tribe Against ALL Authorities
74
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Posted - 2012.03.30 17:56:00 -
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Nick Bison wrote:Perhaps EveUni will take up the banner. Could be a massive influx of people for them ...
You're kidding right? |
Pinky Feldman
Gank Bangers Moar Tears
50
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Posted - 2012.03.30 18:01:00 -
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Making the assumption that this is about making Jita burn...i'll just leave this here.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=88910&find=unread
The moar you cry the less you pee |
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