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Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
502
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:22:00 -
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Hay CCP, why don't you just disable everyone's weapons in highsec. All of them. That way nobody could ever get hurt. Feelings, miners, wtf ever anyone else is doing in highsec... why not ban combat? Remove all NPCs and make some kind of Sansha jammer too. While you are at it maybe people should be prevented from jumping into WH space from highsec. They could get hurt there too. People can come from WH space into empire but not the other way around. Since players clearly can't make their own decidions in highsec and since no one wants to fight, let's just de-claw everyone.
Who's with me?
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Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
647
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:23:00 -
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1/10
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
494
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:24:00 -
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Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well. http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec |
Alara IonStorm
1870
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:25:00 -
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Your generosity astounds and amazes. |
Torneach
Hedion University Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:25:00 -
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A rather poor attempt at reductio ad absurdum.
Please try again. |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
504
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:25:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well. Now we're talking.
...and warp. Seems dangerous to warp. Maybe we need a replacement bus service of some kind.
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Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
0
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:26:00 -
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Tears are yummy. |
Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:27:00 -
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So do I get a free upgrade to Big Gulp size with all these tears? |
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
97
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:28:00 -
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-1 for the attempt
OP clearly off his meds.
Nothing clever at this time. |
Revolution Rising
Gentlemen of Better Ilk
248
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:31:00 -
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No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)
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Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
647
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:33:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Your generosity astounds and amazes.
I always award at least 1 point for proper spelling, punctuation and the lack of ALL CAPS.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
504
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:34:00 -
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Guys while I respect your right to decent I have to ask that we keep this thread on topic. We're trying to make empire a safer place for everyone so we can all form one big corporation and work together to build a bunch of virtual BS that will never be at risk. I mean yah that renders eve a really pretty but functionally worthless version of minecraft but why so much anger? Why all these wars? Why would anyone want to shoot at another spaceship? I want to see my little pony on the side of every f****** ship. I know you want it too... deep down...
so no modules no belts no rats no wh what else...
Maybe ammo should get you concorded. take ammo into high sec and you die. That seems fair.
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Revolution Rising
Gentlemen of Better Ilk
249
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:39:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Here we go... another my little pony fan: Revolution Rising wrote:No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)
Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not.
I call RACISM!
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Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
406
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:40:00 -
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Nah, I say make Empire extremely dangerous. Bribing the cops, bubbles on gates, system security-shutdown, etc, etc.
Fly Safe, Die Hard
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
507
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:41:00 -
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Revolution Rising wrote:Gogela wrote:Here we go... another my little pony fan: Revolution Rising wrote:No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)
Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not. I call RACISM! It's ink-ism. I look down on people with face tattoos. It goes against the will of my Gods.
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Valkyria Caeli
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
56
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:48:00 -
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For safety sake, we should also have to remove our shoes, belts, all metal items, phones, readers, computers, hats, hoods, other baggy clothing and submit to a patdown, feel-up and a bomb swabbing before entering highsec.
...its for the children. |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
485
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:49:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well.
Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec.
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
406
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:50:00 -
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Bah you guys are lame.
Fly Safe, Die Hard
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KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
495
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Posted - 2012.03.30 21:54:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:KrakizBad wrote:Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well. Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec. But market PVP hurts feelings too! If we leave them the market, then buying off it should give GCC. Also, all items bought off market in hisec should be illegal in hisec. http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
485
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Posted - 2012.03.30 22:05:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:Rico Minali wrote:KrakizBad wrote:Also remove all belts and the market. All modules in hisec offline at all times too. Might as well. Nah, leave them the market, just move all belts, missions and incursions to lowsec and nullsec. But market PVP hurts feelings too! If we leave them the market, then buying off it should give GCC. Also, all items bought off market in hisec should be illegal in hisec.
I hadnt considered that, my apologies, we cant have anyone feeling left out or hurt. There is no last place guys, we like to call it 10th so that everyone is a winner and can go home proud, even if they los.. sorry, come 10th out of 10.
Eve is too dangerous and grief riddden, cant we all be friends and sing songs? I only joined the CFC so I could hear people talk and laugh together, put your guns down guys, lets all get naked and sing songs about springtime and flowers in our hair.
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
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Xen Solarus
Inner 5phere
92
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Posted - 2012.03.30 22:15:00 -
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Just the concord death-ray suits me! |
Revolution Rising
Gentlemen of Better Ilk
249
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Posted - 2012.03.30 22:19:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Revolution Rising wrote:Gogela wrote:Here we go... another my little pony fan: Revolution Rising wrote:No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)
Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not. I call RACISM! It's ink-ism. I look down on people with face tattoos. It goes against the will of my Gods.
I am deeply shocked at this outrageous behaviour... Tell me... are you wearing your wizard hat ?
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
510
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:25:00 -
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Revolution Rising wrote:Gogela wrote:Revolution Rising wrote:Gogela wrote:Here we go... another my little pony fan: Revolution Rising wrote:No PVP in highsec unless wardec is fine. ;)
Oh I see, so you're allowed to troll and I'm not. I call RACISM! It's ink-ism. I look down on people with face tattoos. It goes against the will of my Gods. I am deeply shocked at this outrageous behaviour... Tell me... are you wearing your wizard hat ? I have to. If the other members of my cult see me without the wizard hat on while the sun is above the horizon or if the moon is waxing and I'm outside, they'll cut off my little finger and put it in front of the great sparkle pony at church.
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KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
495
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:27:00 -
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Nerf sparkle ponies. http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec |
Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
98
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:28:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Hay CCP, why don't you just disable everyone's weapons in highsec. All of them. That way nobody could ever get hurt. Feelings, miners, wtf ever anyone else is doing in highsec... why not ban combat? Remove all NPCs and make some kind of Sansha jammer too. While you are at it maybe people should be prevented from jumping into WH space from highsec. They could get hurt there too. People can come from WH space into empire but not the other way around. Since players clearly can't make their own decisions in highsec and since no one wants to fight, let's just de-claw everyone.
Who's with me? pats the ****** on his back, there you go sweety, yes 2 + 2 does = 12
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Tarsus Zateki
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
307
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:29:00 -
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Why would you ever want to make high-sec carebears happy? |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
511
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:36:00 -
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You know what. It's not the ships... the weapons... the rats.... it's the players. The players are the problem. Maybe we need to just bite the bullet on this one and remove ALL eve players from highsec. Any ship approaching highsec gets intercepted by CONCORD. CONCORD takes their ship for safe keeping and shuttles everyone where they need to go taxi style. Being in a ship in high sec gets you a global criminal flag.
I think that's the only way.
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