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Trent Nichols
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.29 21:47:00 -
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Dear Pend Insurance:
I always appreciate your show of concern on my behalf. The diligence and speed with which you send payments and consolation gifts is unmatched. However in this instance, like many others, IÆm fine. IÆve not been podded or even blown up.
This time I was merely clone jumping to a station without a ship already in it. Other times I am traveling via pod, they warp fast enough that they are nigh invulnerable in faction space so they have their uses. Just because I enter a station minus a ship doesnÆt mean I need or even want one.
And I donÆt mean to be rude but if I did need a ship I would choose something other than a Velator. I realize itÆs a gift and I do appreciate the thought but what am I supposed to do with it? Those ships are older than dirt and have become flying deathtraps due to neglect. And what were those things used for anyways? They stink! No long after I board one, the smell of **** and rot reaches my nose, even inside my pod! A shuttle would be far more useful or I could just stick to my pod.
Then there is the tritanium. What am I supposed to with 1 tritanium; use it as a paperweight? How about some Quafe instead? Dying in space may just mean waking up in a new body but being flung naked into space still frazzles the nerves a bit. So in the event I actually have just woken up in a station minus my ship, some Quafe would be great; Quafe and an exotic dancer of two. That would be perfect.
Sincerely Trent Nichols
-------------------------- 2008.08.03 18:15 We from the friendly insurance company Pend Insurance regret the recent loss of your spacecraft. According to the agreement between Pend Insurance and SCC, we hereby grant you a brand new Velator, fully fitted. Also included is a gratuity gift of Tritanium
Logistics deployables mean less grind and more pewpew! |
Ulasim
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.29 21:48:00 -
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At least you don't get a ****ty Ibis
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente Department of Defence A.X.I.S
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Posted - 2008.10.29 22:01:00 -
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Hey, have you smelt the newbie-ships they're giving out these days? I got out of mine a good 10 months ago, and the smell is still in my nose. I still smell it even in my JUMPCLONE! ---- --- --- My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance. |
Khraunus
Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.10.29 22:31:00 -
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Don't be disrespecting my impairor! I still like the way it looks, except for the fact that the size of the engines make it look like a hot wheels car with 2 rocket engines sticking out of the trunk... Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature? |
Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.29 22:34:00 -
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Can I have your (free) stuff?
Scared of the events forum? |
Richtor Mettle
Roll For Initiative
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Posted - 2008.10.29 22:47:00 -
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Originally by: Trent Nichols Edited by: Trent Nichols on 29/10/2008 22:11:54 2008.08.03 18:15 We from the friendly insurance company Pend Insurance regret the recent loss of your spacecraft. According to the agreement between Pend Insurance and SCC, we hereby grant you a brand new Velator, fully fitted. Also included is a gratuity gift of Tritanium
Umm...Fully Fitted??
Pend agent Civilian gun? Check! Civilian Miner? Check! Honour tank? Check!
Fully fitted...pfft... This might be a signature, but can you be sure? |
Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.29 22:52:00 -
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"Sorry about your ship. Enclosed in the free rookie ship is a unit of tritanium"
translation: "here is your new noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out"
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |
Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.10.29 23:04:00 -
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Op /fails.
[Velator, 138dps!] Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Warp Disruptor II
Light Electron Blaster II, Void S Light Ion Blaster II, Void S
Hobgoblin II x2
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |
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