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Toobindicular Guy
Killer Whale Logistics and Delivery Services
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Posted - 2011.09.12 02:18:00 -
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I know, I know. It's a forbidden fruit of being a carebear, but I simply love PEWing the **** out of those annoying ninja's who pop into my missions.
I do it cause it gives me a rush, a thrill, to try to blow them up. I may bring in a friend who can help me bring them down or to give me some capacitor. The more friends, the merrier! Usually those asshat ninja's loot from a can or wreck of yours! If they do so and you are in a player corporation, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS CAN SHOOT! Hurray! I love bringing in a friend or two to make ninjas go boom!
Ok, so you got friends with you, your set to shoot. But look, there are more guys of the same ninja corporation in system! They will come in and shoot me and my friends! OH NO!
LOL NO!
Remember kids! Any ninja who loots your stuff cannot bring in friends to help kill you! He stole from YOU so only HE can attack back if YOU shoot him. So if he brings in friends, all they are going to be able to do are look at you stupidly and go "Damn, that's a nicely pimped Tengu you go there. Wish I could kill it!"
Too bad, soo sad! Oh and you know those Ninjas in the faction ships that they loot in? YOU KNOW HOW BLINGY THEY FIT THOSE? YOU WANT TO BLOW ONE UP! LOOK AT THIS LOOT! THAT'S EASILY 500 MIL!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH THAT? THAT'S A BRAND ******* NEW TENGU RIGHT THERE! MAKES YOU HAPPY! MAKES YOU RICH! MAKES NINJA SAD!!!1!!
So next time you see a ninja, what are you gonna do? You gonna be a ***** and just let them steal your loots or are you going to load up some scourge precision missiles, phone a few friends and blow them out of the ******* sky and loot THEIR wrecks! We must unite!
I shoot ninjas and so can you!
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Jason McCoy
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.12 05:33:00 -
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ahahhahaha! i c what u did thar! |
Solomar Espersei
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:45:00 -
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Confirming that we are terribad at this game and like to fly around in trophy ships for mission runners to feel good about popping.
OTOH, even by our standards that's a pretty ridiculous Worm fit there Zarago.
Congrats OP. Recruiting is OPEN Please join our public channel The Ninja Dojo for more info |
Mirima Thurander
Deventer Exploration An Aqusition
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Posted - 2011.09.12 17:18:00 -
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yes shoot them so thay can point and web you and target paint you and then have a nut logi rep them whiel there frineds shoot all the triggers so you die to NPCs and thay take all your COLL FACTION LWETS
/trollface
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Sugilite
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:20:00 -
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Mirima Thurander wrote:yes shoot them so thay can point and web you and target paint you and then have a nut logi rep them whiel there frineds shoot all the triggers so you die to NPCs and thay take all your COLL FACTION LWETS
I see you're trying to ruin everone's ninja-killing fun. But we all know ninjas are big jerks to everyone and therefor don't have friends, so they have no one to call on for said logi and trigger popping. |
Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:46:00 -
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Sugilite wrote:I see you're trying to ruin everone's ninja-killing fun. But we all know ninjas are big jerks to everyone and therefor don't have friends, so they have no one to call on for said logi and trigger popping.
confirming ninjas have no friends, only kittens.
Would you like a kitten? |
Tikera Tissant
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:03:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:Sugilite wrote:I see you're trying to ruin everone's ninja-killing fun. But we all know ninjas are big jerks to everyone and therefor don't have friends, so they have no one to call on for said logi and trigger popping. confirming ninjas have no friends, only kittens.
Not just kittens. Black kittens. As black as night.
Also: Yeah, this thread is going places... |
Brusanan
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.12 21:05:00 -
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Yes. Please convince more carebears to shoot ninjas. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.12 22:44:00 -
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Confirming that those little ninja frigates don't stand a chance against might PvE-fit Ravens and Golems. |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.09.13 04:16:00 -
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Zixie Draco wrote:Sugilite wrote:I see you're trying to ruin everone's ninja-killing fun. But we all know ninjas are big jerks to everyone and therefor don't have friends, so they have no one to call on for said logi and trigger popping. confirming ninjas have no friends, only kittens.
I'd like a kitten. Because kittens are made of win.
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BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.09.13 15:01:00 -
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WTB: incoming ammo at a high velocity when im taking your [my] loot from the mission you are running. |
Dirk Decibel
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:01:00 -
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so what if you don't have friends and no ninja's show up? |
Sugilite
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:22:00 -
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Dirk Decibel wrote:so what if you don't have friends and no ninja's show up? Then continue your mission..? |
Snip King
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
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Posted - 2011.09.13 22:28:00 -
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I agree with OP. Dont let the Ninjas take your precious loot . Just shoot them! |
Lady Spank
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.13 22:55:00 -
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ninjas r high sec cowards, go pew them they r easy marks Get Out, Nasty Face |
Queue K'Umber
Lucky Golden Emperor's Jade Phoenix Dragon Bistro
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Posted - 2011.09.13 23:01:00 -
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The OP sounds legit. This seems like good advice. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:17:00 -
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Zombies > Ninjas. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:19:00 -
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Zombie Ninjas |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:21:00 -
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Ninja Zombies. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.15 12:23:00 -
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Zinja Nombies |
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