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Mystrak
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:22:00 -
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Why no fat people in the game? |
mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:24:00 -
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Because CCP tries to limit the weird hellish troll creations that people would make if they gave us even an inch more leeway in character creation. |
Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:24:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
509
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:25:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
He just arrived, welcome to eve. |
Ajita al Tchar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
194
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:27:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it
This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life
Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe. |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
135
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:28:00 -
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I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
135
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:29:00 -
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Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.
Really, did you see Fanfest. Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Ajita al Tchar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
194
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:30:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better
They are saving this for when not very fresh boxer shorts and stained wifebeaters are introduced, along with body hair. |
Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:46:00 -
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If I could my avatar would look like this War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Liang Nuren
Parsec Flux
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:47:00 -
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Look at the fanfest videos. TONS of fat people. Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Industrial Complex Cosmic Consortium
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:49:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
Because 25yo vampire types don't want to fit in with the rest of the population too well. |
Arthur Frayn
Root.
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:02:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
Because nobody likes fat people. |
Samillian
Moonshine Industries The Last Chancers.
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:04:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better
This is probably why CCP made sure there are no fat avatars in EvE. |
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
417
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:07:00 -
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We're perfect clones. From the looks of my CQ, Meryl drinks Quaffe, some strange booster and eats cereal and/or crackers.
Fly Safe, Die Hard
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Kehro Urgus
tech-legion AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:17:00 -
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Have you seen the mass of corpses? 200 kg? Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
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Azure Moonlight
Atomic Core Industries and Science
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:18:00 -
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Wouldnt fit the pod For your attention! Market order modification fee (anti-botting, more interesting trading) https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=78351 |
Trasher Okaski
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:27:00 -
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We're fed by tubes in our pod in the appropriate dosage. |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:37:00 -
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I tried to make a fat people but it kept coming out thick. Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:53:00 -
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Arthur Frayn wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? Because nobody likes fat people.
True that, not even their own mothers. Sable's Ammo Shop at Alentene V - Moon 4 - Duvolle Laboratories Factory. Hybrid charges, Projectile ammo, Missiles, Drones, Ships, Need'em? We have'em, at affordable prices. Pop in at our Ammo Shop in sunny Alentene. |
baltec1
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:58:00 -
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Why would you want to have a fat clone? |
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Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
534
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:00:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone? Wow. I thought you said "fat cloWn." Nevermind.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
168
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:00:00 -
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well do we even really eat? I mean were all just ground up dead people smoshed in to a shape, with some hard wireing put in and a quik gene infusion to make us look a serten way and stuck in a tube till needed. hell acording to the fluff you dont even have to look like how you did as a real human. I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
Myz Toyou
Bite Me inc Exhale.
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:22:00 -
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Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.
You havent seen the Fanfest stream or ?
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Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:30:00 -
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1. they probably do not have a setting for 'grow clone to lardass' in the medical cloning bays.
2. as said above, when a pilot spends most of their clone's life in a pod being fed by a tube then there is probably not many ways to get fat.
3. the rigors of being a pod pilot may give an overweight person a heart attack anyway, then its on to the next clone!
4. They don't make pods in hippo size.
fat people tend to pass more gas, i don't even want to imagine what that must look like in a pod.,, |
Terrorfrodo
Deep Space Darwinian Law Enforcement Agency
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:47:00 -
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The fatties didn't pass the capsuleer exams, they all died in the attempt. Sorry. Winner of elections banned, runner-up demoted by rest of the body, the council controlled by the losers. CSM 7 is illegitimate, CCP should remember when dealing with them. Remember what players voted for. |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:49:00 -
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How did you get my real life photo? You want fries with that? |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:52:00 -
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Also there probly won't be fat people in a civalization that advanced, as they can probly just treat it. I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
Keen Fallsword
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:56:00 -
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Yeah it can be good option for all Americans :) they are faty !! |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:56:00 -
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If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel. |
Jonah Gravenstein
112
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:59:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel.
Now that's a little harsh, the guys who weren't wearing wizard hats gave pretty good presentations, the 2 drunks that were wearing wizard hats made themselves look like drunken tools, although I hear that's pretty normal for one of them.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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