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Mystrak
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:22:00 -
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Why no fat people in the game? |
mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
152
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:24:00 -
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Because CCP tries to limit the weird hellish troll creations that people would make if they gave us even an inch more leeway in character creation. |
Jonah Gravenstein
109
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:24:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
509
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:25:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
He just arrived, welcome to eve. |
Ajita al Tchar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
194
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:27:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it
This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life
Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe. |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
135
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:28:00 -
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I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
135
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:29:00 -
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Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.
Really, did you see Fanfest. Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Ajita al Tchar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
194
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:30:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better
They are saving this for when not very fresh boxer shorts and stained wifebeaters are introduced, along with body hair. |
Jonah Gravenstein
110
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:46:00 -
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If I could my avatar would look like this War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Liang Nuren
Parsec Flux
1467
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:47:00 -
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Look at the fanfest videos. TONS of fat people. Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Industrial Complex Cosmic Consortium
1187
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Posted - 2012.04.05 09:49:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
Because 25yo vampire types don't want to fit in with the rest of the population too well. |
Arthur Frayn
Root.
70
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:02:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
Because nobody likes fat people. |
Samillian
Moonshine Industries The Last Chancers.
111
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:04:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:I really wanted an obese naked man who was so fat that you could not see his junk. But instead we got to look like GAP models.
It would have made walking in stations so much better
This is probably why CCP made sure there are no fat avatars in EvE. |
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
417
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:07:00 -
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We're perfect clones. From the looks of my CQ, Meryl drinks Quaffe, some strange booster and eats cereal and/or crackers.
Fly Safe, Die Hard
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Kehro Urgus
tech-legion AAA Citizens
284
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:17:00 -
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Have you seen the mass of corpses? 200 kg? Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
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Azure Moonlight
Atomic Core Industries and Science
30
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:18:00 -
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Wouldnt fit the pod For your attention! Market order modification fee (anti-botting, more interesting trading) https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=78351 |
Trasher Okaski
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:27:00 -
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We're fed by tubes in our pod in the appropriate dosage. |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
374
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:37:00 -
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I tried to make a fat people but it kept coming out thick. Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
34
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:53:00 -
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Arthur Frayn wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? Because nobody likes fat people.
True that, not even their own mothers. Sable's Ammo Shop at Alentene V - Moon 4 - Duvolle Laboratories Factory. Hybrid charges, Projectile ammo, Missiles, Drones, Ships, Need'em? We have'em, at affordable prices. Pop in at our Ammo Shop in sunny Alentene. |
baltec1
1030
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Posted - 2012.04.05 10:58:00 -
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Why would you want to have a fat clone? |
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Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
534
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:00:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone? Wow. I thought you said "fat cloWn." Nevermind.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
168
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:00:00 -
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well do we even really eat? I mean were all just ground up dead people smoshed in to a shape, with some hard wireing put in and a quik gene infusion to make us look a serten way and stuck in a tube till needed. hell acording to the fluff you dont even have to look like how you did as a real human. I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
Myz Toyou
Bite Me inc Exhale.
48
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:22:00 -
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Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.
You havent seen the Fanfest stream or ?
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Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
29
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:30:00 -
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1. they probably do not have a setting for 'grow clone to lardass' in the medical cloning bays.
2. as said above, when a pilot spends most of their clone's life in a pod being fed by a tube then there is probably not many ways to get fat.
3. the rigors of being a pod pilot may give an overweight person a heart attack anyway, then its on to the next clone!
4. They don't make pods in hippo size.
fat people tend to pass more gas, i don't even want to imagine what that must look like in a pod.,, |
Terrorfrodo
Deep Space Darwinian Law Enforcement Agency
43
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:47:00 -
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The fatties didn't pass the capsuleer exams, they all died in the attempt. Sorry. Winner of elections banned, runner-up demoted by rest of the body, the council controlled by the losers. CSM 7 is illegitimate, CCP should remember when dealing with them. Remember what players voted for. |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope Gallente Federation
73
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:49:00 -
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How did you get my real life photo? You want fries with that? |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
168
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:52:00 -
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Also there probly won't be fat people in a civalization that advanced, as they can probly just treat it. I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
Keen Fallsword
The Scope Gallente Federation
64
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:56:00 -
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Yeah it can be good option for all Americans :) they are faty !! |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
19
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:56:00 -
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If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel. |
Jonah Gravenstein
112
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Posted - 2012.04.05 11:59:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:If they added fat people they'd have to add fedoras so they can all waddle around the station looking like half the members of this years alliance panel.
Now that's a little harsh, the guys who weren't wearing wizard hats gave pretty good presentations, the 2 drunks that were wearing wizard hats made themselves look like drunken tools, although I hear that's pretty normal for one of them.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2012.04.05 12:10:00 -
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Maybe next year we can tape Mittens and Michael Bolton together, cram them into an oversized suit, stick a fedora on top of the whole thing and see if the resulting amalgamated drunken man-blob can put in a decent presentation. |
Jonah Gravenstein
112
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Posted - 2012.04.05 12:12:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:Maybe next year we can tape Mittens and Michael Bolton together, cram them into an oversized suit, stick a fedora on top of the whole thing and see if the resulting amalgamated drunken man-blob can put in a decent presentation.
LOL good to see that some members of CFC still have a sense of humour, that actually deserves a like, well played.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
coolzero
The Replicators Northern Associates.
22
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Posted - 2012.04.05 12:33:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ |
Jonah Gravenstein
113
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Posted - 2012.04.05 12:43:00 -
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Ricky Gervais GTA IV on fat people War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
63
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Posted - 2012.04.05 12:48:00 -
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Ugh, space whales.
I'm a pirate not a whaler! |
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:00:00 -
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Because they play the game....? |
Nirnias Stirrum
Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
57
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:03:00 -
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ARRRR ITS THE GIANT WHALE TYPE THING!!!! IV BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY LIFE FOR IT!
Excuse me captain but no you havnt!
ARRRR HARPOON IT ANYWAYS! |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
90
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:08:00 -
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They can't achieve escape velocity. Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
Grumpy Owly
588
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:10:00 -
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CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store. Bounty Hunting for CSM7
It's just criminal - Smuggling |
Jonah Gravenstein
113
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:15:00 -
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Grumpy Owly wrote:CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store.
2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
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Josefius
13th Tribe of Kobol Expeditionary
59
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:17:00 -
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Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game?
Because we don't have time to eat chips and drink soda while being in a pod hooked to nutrient tubes full of healthy proteins. You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-Winston Churchill |
Grumpy Owly
588
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:18:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Grumpy Owly wrote:CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store. 2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to
I'm busted!, 1 lump or two old bean? Bounty Hunting for CSM7
It's just criminal - Smuggling |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
128
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:19:00 -
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Because there are no fat people in Twilight Online |
Jonah Gravenstein
113
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:20:00 -
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@ Grumpy Owly : Just one question , Rogue Trooper or ABC Warriors? War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Basileus Volkan
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
113
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:21:00 -
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I heard they all get turned into Quafe. |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
577
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:22:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone?
Why would you want spikes in your forehead? - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Grumpy Owly
588
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Posted - 2012.04.05 13:23:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:@ Grumpy Owly : Just one question , Rogue Trooper or ABC Warriors?
Tricky one, but I found ABC warriors more influential. Big fan of battletech and MW series though, not sure if MTAC's are the main inspiration there though. Bounty Hunting for CSM7
It's just criminal - Smuggling |
Jonah Gravenstein
118
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:33:00 -
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now there's a wasted IP, Judge Dredd is about the only thing that made it past the printed version. An MMO set somewhere like Megacity One or the Cursed Earth would probably work rather well, especially with the block warfare storylines.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3658
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:35:00 -
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It was explained it would be put in later, there was some... cycling issues with the walking and larger weight persons.
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Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
120
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:38:00 -
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I'm fat ... and old. It's just my avatar that is not.
Nothing clever at this time. |
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Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
92
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:41:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Grumpy Owly wrote:CCP didnt want to have to design belly wheels for the Nex store. 2000 AD fan by any chance? must be British you had a ZX speccy to
Munce Gum anyone?
Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
31
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:43:00 -
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Most capulseers would probably be fat, slovenly pigs.
Think about it:
You are wealthy, immortal, and can jump into another body at will.
Yeah. |
Jonah Gravenstein
118
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:44:00 -
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This thread is now a 2000AD thread, sod the Munce I want some Boing! War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
200
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:48:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:It was explained it would be put in later, there was some... cycling issues with the walking and larger weight persons.
Well that's common for fat people. It's the reason why Freedom on Wheels was invented. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
8
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:50:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone? Wow. I thought you said "fat cloWn." Nevermind. John Wayne Gacy? |
Buzzmong
Aliastra Gallente Federation
187
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Posted - 2012.04.05 18:57:00 -
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Easy:
There's no harpoons in EVE. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1390
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Posted - 2012.04.05 19:18:00 -
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...because.....
CCP discriminates against fat people?
HAEEETE CRIIIIIIIME!!!!!!1!!!!!
Quick! Call the feds! Fines and felonies for EVERYBODY.
More likely because in the future, there is no Monsanto.
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Nirnias Stirrum
Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
59
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Posted - 2012.04.05 19:21:00 -
[58] - Quote
fat people arent really people! |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2012.04.05 19:30:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:Most capulseers would probably be fat, slovenly pigs. Think about it: You are wealthy, immortal, and can jump into another body at will. Yeah. LOL Beat me to it... ( http://www.eve-outtakes.de/captains-quarters-t2.jpg ) Gotta love the "Faction Meat" there.
I actually stumbled on this before I finally found my link to that pic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbrzK4m7h3g |
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc Thundering Herd
120
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Posted - 2012.04.05 19:43:00 -
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Holy crap did I laugh at that one. Thanks for the humor.
Nothing clever at this time. |
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LOL56
Galactic Express Intrepid Crossing
16
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:19:00 -
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son, you pay by the gram for cones, why would you pay extra to look less good? |
Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
80
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:30:00 -
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It's hard to gain body mass from the mass tears capsuleers drink. -á |
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
177
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:38:00 -
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I miss the mechanics of the alpha CQ. You could adjust a lot more. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
219
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Posted - 2012.04.05 20:42:00 -
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To the OP:
Haven't you seen Mr Kidd?
His face doesn't fit in the square, man.
Looks like way too many frijoles to me.
http://www.eve-avatars.com/?Mr%20Kidd He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
92
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:05:00 -
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He just has elephantiasis of the head, he's like a giant baby when you see him full body. Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
243
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:07:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone?
EVE is real. |
Nimbus Cloud Liebrum
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:11:00 -
[67] - Quote
so they are excluding fat dynamics because it wont look good for the game? i feel sorry for the fat people. Peaceful Explorer |
Markus Reese
Debitum Naturae ROMANIAN-LEGION
111
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:14:00 -
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Capsuleers are the epitomy and the elite superior of the human race. Only those of peak physical condition and mental stamina can survive and become an emyrean.
That said, not everybody's mental state stands up. I would say a majority have a side effect of insanity after the change. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
524
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:28:00 -
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Whenever my character gets fat or terminally sick... I don't even bother going on a diet or get medical treatment. I just self-destruct my pod and wake up in a new skinny clone, fresh to abuse. Change isn't bad... but it isn't always good. Somtimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Marduk Nibiru
Risk Breakers C0NVICTED
150
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:32:00 -
[70] - Quote
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe. Really, did you see Fanfest.
That's not actually evidence, especially since I wasn't there. |
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Revolution Rising
Gentlemen of Better Ilk
310
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:32:00 -
[71] - Quote
Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe.
I disagree, heaps of people roleplay... ok... maybe not heaps... but SOME!
They should have a full range of body types and ages available imo.
CSM7 Skype Leak
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Aradus Gunnell
Tactical Entertainment Network
8
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:32:00 -
[72] - Quote
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:Ajita al Tchar wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Mystrak wrote:Why no fat people in the game? There is, you just can't make an avatar look like the player behind it This is one of those instances when art definitely shouldn't imitate life Disclaimer: I'm sure that many very attractive people play EVE. Maybe. Really, did you see Fanfest.
No, but I could smell the Body Odor from hundreds of unwashed nerds all the way in Texas. I think they melted an EVE TV camera at one point. TEN EVEning News! www.tacticalentertainment.tv
DUST514 & EVE Online news every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! |
Ghoest
320
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Posted - 2012.04.05 21:48:00 -
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Being fat is fail.
EVE is only about success!!!! Wherever You Went - Here You Are |
Jita Alt666
991
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Posted - 2012.04.05 22:47:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone?
It is a sandbox. It does not matter why anyone wants what they want. if they want it and it fits snugly in the sandy box its presence should be lubricated by CCP. |
Ocih
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
129
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Posted - 2012.04.05 23:15:00 -
[75] - Quote
Amarr feed fat people to thier slaver hounds. |
Cynter DeVries
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
31
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Posted - 2012.04.06 01:45:00 -
[76] - Quote
Why no fat capsuleers? Nanites. |
Cindy Marco
Expanse Security
74
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Posted - 2012.04.06 02:23:00 -
[77] - Quote
If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.
Then I would have to log off for dinner. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
222
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Posted - 2012.04.06 02:31:00 -
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Cindy Marco wrote:If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.
Then I would have to log off for dinner.
We should be able to have props. Like a quafe in hand, or even better, a big Twinkie.
I'm also picturing Livestockburgers in establishments for a slight buff to lock time and tracking for 30 minutes. They would also be available as a prop, as if to intimidate your adversaries with your lascivious appetite for Livestockburger-induced destruction.
I mean we need to make these prisons useful eventually right? Why not make it about the spaceships?
Imagine the player production of NPC Trade Goods and the immaculate impact it would have on the overall economy!!!
Exotic Dancers anyone?
[Edit: Best of all this would create a nancy-boy riskless PVE environment where risk-averse carebears can wile away the days of their subscription producing and bottling Quafe at their corp's newest investment: An Expensive Establishment for NPC Trade Good Production. Let the good times freaking roll! WOOHOO!] He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Hroya
28
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Posted - 2012.04.06 02:40:00 -
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The larger the mass of the individuall the longer it takes to grow a new medical clone. Your reactivation would be delayed and as such you will lose time on your eve experience. Resulting it a mass uproar of less agile individualls all demanding CCP to adress the issue with top priority.
With eve's odd physics there is also the chance that your ship will take a nosedive after undock towards what it precieves to be the bottom. Lots of chatter in local like "another fattie undocking, clear the way!". Mental healhcare would go through the roof and resources of ccp will be strained.
You go your corridor but. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1391
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Posted - 2012.04.06 04:47:00 -
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Cindy Marco wrote:If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.
Then I would have to log off for dinner.
Don't forget the spandex.
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Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.04.06 04:52:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone?
Answer 1: To make the others feel special
Answer 2: So I can moonlight as a clown at kid's birthday parties
Andwer 3: Nobody expects a fat clone. Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.04.06 04:54:00 -
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Virgil Travis wrote:baltec1 wrote:Why would you want to have a fat clone? Answer 1: To make the others feel special Answer 2: So I can moonlight as a clown at kid's birthday parties Andwer 3: Nobody expects a fat clone.
Answer 4: Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat!
May Chris Farley keep on laughing... He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.04.06 05:28:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Cindy Marco wrote:If we get fat people we better get see through mesh clothing at the same time.
Then I would have to log off for dinner. Don't forget the spandex.
With the wal-mart special ass sweat stain.
I'm sorry, I witnessed something horrible ten years ago and it really has haunted me for all that time. |
witchking42
Universal Freelance CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
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Posted - 2012.04.06 05:58:00 -
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This is where the fat people in EvE are.
wk.42 |
Janet Patton
Brony Express
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Posted - 2012.04.06 07:00:00 -
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Fat people cost to much to clone and wouldn't fit in thier pods. Plus this is the future, everyone can be engineered to be thin to save resources. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
237
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Posted - 2012.04.06 07:01:00 -
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Janet Patton wrote:Fat people cost to much to clone and wouldn't fit in thier pods. Plus this is the future, everyone can be engineered to be thin to save resources.
Not to mention 3079th century stimulants must be pretty frosty. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Aerethir El-Kharisti
5
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Posted - 2012.04.06 07:01:00 -
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witchking42 wrote:This is where the fat people in EvE are. wk.42
Ture that. I sometimes command on these huge transport ships and they are full of the kind of tourists shown in this picture. If I'd crash into a water planet, we'd float.
But in all seriousness, I would not mind more variety in avatar creation. I don't have my hopes up because of the overall look of the game has to be kept. With great power comes great electricity bill. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
237
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Posted - 2012.04.06 07:04:00 -
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Fat people pilot Berserker, Ogre, Praetor and Wasp-class drones, duh? He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Aerethir El-Kharisti
5
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Posted - 2012.04.06 08:03:00 -
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Also, human fat is apparently a good source for fuel: http://www.disinfo.com/2012/03/can-fuel-be-created-from-human-fat/ I could see a capsuleer using that technique, when needing to jumpstart a ship ;) With great power comes great electricity bill. |
Tear Miner
Republic University Minmatar Republic
115
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Posted - 2012.04.06 08:10:00 -
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I hear if you post in GD, you're most likely a fatty fat. |
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Hroya
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Posted - 2012.04.06 08:11:00 -
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Tear Miner wrote:I hear if you post in GD, you're most likely a fatty fat.
I heard that when you look up, you dont see your fat belly eihter. You go your corridor but. |
Oxandrolone
Bite Me inc Exhale.
21
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Posted - 2012.04.06 09:21:00 -
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there is no fat people in game because this is set in the future |
Ephemaera Havisam
Bedlam Escapees
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Posted - 2012.04.06 11:12:00 -
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Threads like this are why I like the Internet. |
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