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Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.21 23:49:00 -
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Looking to get your point across but don't want to risk your good name? For a low fee, I'll trash my image for you! Let the Eve world know how a certain pilot can't hit the broad side of a station with a railgun, or how a certain alliance can't defend a POS if their lives depended on it.
Once a minute, I will post whatever you want in the player-owned channel of your choice, or whatever subject-related text in the public game channel of your choosing. Price is 100 thousand ISK per word, multiplied by the amount of times you want me to post it. CSPA charges and other fees are extra, and must be paid before services are to be completed. Pre-pay for as many as you want, if I am unable to complete the contract, you will be refunded for the unused text.
Keep your name as private or as public as you want. Please send all business-related text and ISK to this account's wallet or inbox, with requested text and channel, and amount paid in full.
"Kasuspam, because nothing's better than having a stranger tell them they suck"
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Avan Sercedos
Shockworks
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Posted - 2008.11.21 23:50:00 -
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I approve of this service. _________________________
OMG, EXCLAMATION MARK! |
OZEPATHAN
Gallente Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.11.22 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Tai Kasumora Looking to get your point across but don't want to risk your good name? For a low fee, I'll trash my image for you! Let the Eve world know how a certain pilot can't hit the broad side of a station with a railgun, or how a certain alliance can't defend a POS if their lives depended on it.
Once a minute, I will post whatever you want in the player-owned channel of your choice, or whatever subject-related text in the public game channel of your choosing. Price is 100 thousand ISK per word, multiplied by the amount of times you want me to post it. CSPA charges and other fees are extra, and must be paid before services are to be completed. Pre-pay for as many as you want, if I am unable to complete the contract, you will be refunded for the unused text.
Keep your name as private or as public as you want. Please send all business-related text and ISK to this account's wallet or inbox, with requested text and channel, and amount paid in full.
"Kasuspam, because nothing's better than having a stranger tell them they suck"
how much would a post of this length cost???
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Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.22 00:03:00 -
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19.2 million ISK, which doesn't count the . |
Gunlo
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Posted - 2008.11.22 01:00:00 -
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Do you do forums?
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Nexus Kinnon
Armada.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 03:42:00 -
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Sorry, you were beaten by Terra Mikael tbh
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Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.22 03:43:00 -
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I may look into that, let me know what you want said, and we can talk.
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Advorber
Caldari Hordes Of Belial Nexus-Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.22 04:01:00 -
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Got scam? -Advorber |
Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.22 04:14:00 -
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I quite like this little scam. Scamming those that want others to be spammed.
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Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.22 04:55:00 -
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I may be trying to **** people off, but it's not those who give me ISK. This isn't a scam, and just to get a customer or two tonight, I'm cutting my price in half if you get your order in by the extended downtime tonight.
I figure if there can be mercenaries against ships, I can be a mercenary against chat.
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Advorber
Caldari Hordes Of Belial Nexus-Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.22 05:47:00 -
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Edited by: Advorber on 22/11/2008 05:48:33 Edited by: Advorber on 22/11/2008 05:47:44 right click + block = win \o/
...good luck tho, sounds kinda amusing (I think I'm reading the forums too much, I'm starting to be amused by all this ) -Advorber |
Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.22 05:54:00 -
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Yeah, it's a downfall to what I provide, but that's why I say I refund what I don't use.
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Jesabelle Achura
Caldari LemonHamster Appreciation Association
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Posted - 2008.11.22 12:48:00 -
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The LemonHampster Corporation approves of this post.
--------------------------------------- Yarrr
Kitten to teh kore!
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Selene Dukat
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Posted - 2008.11.22 12:52:00 -
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I'm Selene Dukat and I approve this message.
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Arous Drephius
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.11.22 13:07:00 -
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I'm John McCain and I approve this phone call message.
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Haitchi Allamut
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.11.22 13:48:00 -
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In order to "trash" ones image one must have one to begin with.
Like me!
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Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.22 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Haitchi Allamut In order to "trash" ones image one must have one to begin with.
Like me!
Being renowned as the biggest fairy in the pirating world is hardly an image haitchi. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
Haitchi Allamut
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.11.22 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut In order to "trash" ones image one must have one to begin with.
Like me!
Being renowned as the biggest fairy in the pirating world is hardly an image haitchi.
And yet you keep wanting to be close to me. Admit it!
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Tai Kasumora
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Posted - 2008.11.22 20:55:00 -
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So much approval, yet so little business. Guess I need to offer something better.
First two people to sign up get 90% off, which totals to 10K per word.
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Ballista III
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Posted - 2008.11.23 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: Arous Drephius I'm John McCain and I approve this phone call message.
ARE YOU REALLY JOHN MCCAIN???
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Lieff
Over Dosed
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Posted - 2008.11.23 03:10:00 -
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we shall pay you for being useless? This is the message you have sent? Yes? ~more useless txt's. ~ Woke up, got myself a gun. |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.23 07:20:00 -
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Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Arous Drephius I'm John McCain and I approve this phone call message.
ARE YOU REALLY JOHN MCCAIN???
I'm superman. ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Zylithi
Caldari Interstellar Association of Alcohol Consumption Terrebellum
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Posted - 2008.11.27 07:52:00 -
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/emote watches as recruitment channel gets even spammier...
WTB: recruitment spam macro.
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Len Huntae
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Posted - 2008.11.27 08:55:00 -
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If I had some cash to blow tonight I would blow it on this, even though it looks like a scam. Funny stuff. Funny funny stuff. |
Psychotic Penguin
Gallente The Professional's Club The Second Genesis
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Posted - 2008.11.27 12:08:00 -
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Originally by: Len Huntae If I had some cash to blow tonight I would blow it on this, even though it looks like a scam. Funny stuff. Funny funny stuff.
I wish I had seen it before downtime. the potential hilarity would be 100% worth the scam risk. ____________________________________________________ Reality is for those who have no imagination. |
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