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Vagilicious
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.11 08:42:00 -
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(Probably a stupid question as this is the EVE-O forum after all..)
Have you ever heard someone come out with a statement that just seems so stupid you wonder how they manage to remember to keep breathing? What are your responses to said statements?
Examples..
Person A: I've got such a bad headache.. but I won't take painkillers, I don't trust them.. Me: Then quit whining, there's a simple solution and if you won't take it, don't keep moaning at me about it..
Person B: I can't eat on an empty stomach.. Me: ... wtf?
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Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.11 12:17:00 -
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Obvious is obvious etc etc.
EG: obvious troll is obvious.
Other MMO sayings, "This isn't hello kitty online, go back to wow, post with your main (that even matter who the **** cares?), pubbie"
That kinda stuff. It's all ****** out, not original, and not clever. Just people regurgitating up blather.
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Serria Mau
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.13 04:24:00 -
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Example: Annoying things that people say.... |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
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Posted - 2012.04.13 22:00:00 -
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Does this smell infected to you? |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.04.13 22:17:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Does this smell infected to you?
And where have you been sir. Many of us have been worried about you. |
Gavin DeVries
JDI Industries
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Posted - 2012.04.13 22:35:00 -
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You know how people, like, say you know, all the, you know, time without even, like, realizing they're saying, you know, inane comments that have no, you know, meaning? PVP is a question with no single right answer, but a lot of wrong ones. |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.04.13 22:44:00 -
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Vagilicious wrote:Person A: I've got such a bad headache.. but I won't take painkillers, I don't trust them.. Me: Then quit whining, there's a simple solution and if you won't take it, don't keep moaning at me about it.. Let me guess, this is not the whole story. You did not get someone's warning, got them pissed off and had to suffer the consequences for being a biach. Now you are making a thread to get your ego floating again and by baiting for sympathy. |
Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
267
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Posted - 2012.04.13 23:03:00 -
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I got one from yesterday. Lost my badge at work early in the morning which meant I had to ring the bell to get in my lab a few times. When I finally got around to getting it from security I walk in the lab and the first thing somebody says is "Oh, you got your badge back". No, I just hacked the security panel.... |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
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Posted - 2012.04.14 00:53:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Does this smell infected to you? And where have you been sir. Many of us have been worried about you.
I've been moving, and decided to go check out New Zealand on an impulse. That place is way overrated, but I'm back now so no worries |
TheKisogoButcher
Bastards Of New Eden Damned Nation
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Posted - 2012.04.14 04:47:00 -
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I hate when people say "Just sayin." with every statement that ejaculates from their stupid mouths. Proclaiming that you are just saying something after you have said it is a vulgar display of redundancy. It makes me want to stab your mother with an ice pick. |
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Vagilicious
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.14 07:33:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:Vagilicious wrote:Person A: I've got such a bad headache.. but I won't take painkillers, I don't trust them.. Me: Then quit whining, there's a simple solution and if you won't take it, don't keep moaning at me about it.. Let me guess, this is not the whole story. You did not get someone's warning, got them pissed off and had to suffer the consequences for being a biach. Now you are making a thread to get your ego floating again and by baiting for sympathy.
Not in the slightest.. it's called an attention seeking Mother in law.. |
Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.14 11:55:00 -
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People still tell me they have free will, I find that silly. |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
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Posted - 2012.04.14 12:14:00 -
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Sidus Isaacs wrote:People still tell me they have free will, I find that silly.
yup.
They have the freedom to choose, an extremely limited set of options. GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥
Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2012.04.14 12:28:00 -
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AlleyKat wrote:Sidus Isaacs wrote:People still tell me they have free will, I find that silly. yup. They have the freedom to choose, an extremely limited set of options. and you want to know the worst of all? the very extreme opposite is just as bad.
aren't we a ****** up race? [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.04.14 12:28:00 -
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Vagilicious wrote:Not in the slightest.. it's called an attention seeking Mother in law.. No, it is called family and you have disrespected her. Now you want to say she is too dumb to breath? Next thing you will ask is why you are at war with her, why you hate her, why she is making your life hell, etc.. If anyone is too dumb to breath then it is you. Be a biach to strangers but be nice to your family! |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.14 18:38:00 -
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"pubbie" is annoying. being that it is a reverse troll im surprised people still say it |
Bane Necran
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Posted - 2012.04.14 18:46:00 -
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Sidus Isaacs wrote:People still tell me they have free will, I find that silly.
Even their opinions aren't their own. They just parrot whatever they hear on TV, and act like they came to that conclusion themselves. |
Lord Dravius
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.19 20:16:00 -
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Vagilicious wrote:Have you ever heard someone come out with a statement that just seems so stupid you wonder how they manage to remember to keep breathing? What are your responses to said statements?
Constantly. You get that all the time in any job where you interact with the public, 99% of whom have an IQ below 50. I learned this quickly on the first day of my first job when a woman asked me the price of a chicken sandwich while I was standing under a giant sign with a picture of a chicken sandwich and the price in bright yellow letters the size of my head. We also had an invisible straw dispenser. No matter what we did the idiots were constantly asking where the straws are. We even tried writing 'straws' on it in reflective tape and putting it on top of the drink machine where it's literally 6 inches in front of your face while you make your drink. Within 10 minutes a woman holding a drink asked me where it was. It took everything I had not to punch her. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
1024
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Posted - 2012.04.20 00:13:00 -
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Lord Dravius wrote:Vagilicious wrote:Have you ever heard someone come out with a statement that just seems so stupid you wonder how they manage to remember to keep breathing? What are your responses to said statements?
Constantly. You get that all the time in any job where you interact with the public, 99% of whom have an IQ below 50. I learned this quickly on the first day of my first job when a woman asked me the price of a chicken sandwich while I was standing under a giant sign with a picture of a chicken sandwich and the price in bright yellow letters the size of my head. We also had an invisible straw dispenser. No matter what we did the idiots were constantly asking where the straws are. We even tried writing 'straws' on it in reflective tape and putting it on top of the drink machine where it's literally 6 inches in front of your face while you make your drink. Within 10 minutes a woman holding a drink asked me where it was. It took everything I had not to punch her. Edited to add another. Lv46 warrior in WoW: "Defense stance? I don't have that yet. What level do I get it?" Edit 2: Every goon constantly saying pubbie like it's the only word they know despite the fact that there's no such thing in Eve because there's only one server. They're really more like different bodies controlled by some sort of insect hive mind than actual people.
Like... bees?
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Boomhaur
11
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Posted - 2012.04.20 06:35:00 -
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I was going to read your post, but than I took an arrow to the knee. |
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2bhammered
Altruism. Brosefs.
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Posted - 2012.04.20 08:11:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXoY8JwWQxM |
Sardon Darkstar
Best Path Inc. Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2012.04.20 11:48:00 -
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An American comedian by the name of Bill Engvall (blue collar comedy tour) has an expression for such remarks/questions:
... here's your sign.
Like, I'm tying up the laces on my ice skates and someone asks me "Oh are you gonna go skating?" ""Nope, I'm going to tapdance and chop onions at the same time" ... here's your sign. |
XIRUSPHERE
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.04.21 06:37:00 -
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"You should smile more" "Why aren't you smiling?" To which I merrily reply either "Smiling for no reason is for suckers" or my personal favorite "People who smile for no reason openly show they are full of crap" The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear. |
Tsadkiel
S0utherN Comfort Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2012.04.23 03:42:00 -
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"It's just a theory"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
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Posted - 2012.04.23 03:58:00 -
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Anyone that brings up a crazy German dictator that started a war (between 1939 & 1945) when describing someone they don't agree with.
I think his name was Hans |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.04.23 14:11:00 -
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Whitehound wrote: Be a biach to strangers but be nice to your family! I despise this sentiment. My wife's family is like this: it doesn't matter what they do or say, they're family and you have to be nice and put up with it.
No. In my family, when my uncle screwed my father out of a fair bit of money they went several years with almost no contact. When that uncle continued to be a screw-up, I grew up with almost no contact with him and his family. Given the fact that his kids turned out to be utter trash, I'm comfortable with barely knowing a few of my cousins. Being family only gets you so far; if you're going to act like an idiot, I'm going to call you out on it or simply disown you. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1356
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Posted - 2012.04.23 14:13:00 -
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Tsadkiel wrote:"It's just a theory"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ha! Well you've read my take on that. Of course, when I hear that I want to explain it all to them AFTER I remove their teeth so that next time they say "if juff a feory." It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1356
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Posted - 2012.04.23 14:15:00 -
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XIRUSPHERE wrote:"You should smile more" "Why aren't you smiling?" To which I merrily reply either "Smiling for no reason is for suckers" or my personal favorite "People who smile for no reason openly show they are full of crap"
"Because I haven't thought of how I'm going to kill you yet." Pause for a second, then "Ah ha!" and grin as you walk away. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
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