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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:13:00 -
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I've been with EVE for 5 years. On and off, quite the stormy relationship, but we've always managed to settle our differences like two civilized adults. And while EVE keeps on giving as she best can and i keep on buying her a pair of shoes every month, i can't help but to realize that i've been with EVE longer then i've been with any real female!
Then again, it's hard to find a real female who caters to my nerdy side, to my desire for sci-fi action and who goes down every day.
Well i found it interesting!
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:15:00 -
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lol...
But seriously, my wife hates EVE. ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Guilliman R
Gallente PRO Space Hunters HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:15:00 -
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It's the playing with buttons whenever you want isn't it. Admit it! ---sig---
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:17:00 -
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Psh. Forget eve. I've got underwear that I've stuck with longer. EVE is $15/mo. Consistently. And at least cheating is considered part of the game.
Also, EVE gets updates twice a year that IMPROVE it. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:17:00 -
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Originally by: Guilliman R It's the playing with buttons whenever you want isn't it. Admit it!
Well with EVE, if i press the wrong buttons, she lets me know instead of sulking for a few days and acting, essentially, like a little child
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Frug
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:22:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Guilliman R It's the playing with buttons whenever you want isn't it. Admit it!
Well with EVE, if i press the wrong buttons, she lets me know instead of sulking for a few days and acting, essentially, like a little child
Yeah, but does she squeal when you press the right ones?
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:23:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 29/12/2008 09:23:59
Originally by: Frug
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Guilliman R It's the playing with buttons whenever you want isn't it. Admit it!
Well with EVE, if i press the wrong buttons, she lets me know instead of sulking for a few days and acting, essentially, like a little child
Yeah, but does she squeal when you press the right ones?
If the opposing guy is on vent
Or when i warp. Always shexy when i hear...mh...Aura say "active"
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Aluin Chaput
Caldari The Monad Family La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:24:00 -
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"And at least cheating is considered part of the game."
Nice!
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Frug
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Guilliman R It's the playing with buttons whenever you want isn't it. Admit it!
Well with EVE, if i press the wrong buttons, she lets me know instead of sulking for a few days and acting, essentially, like a little child
Yeah, but does she squeal when you press the right ones?
EVE doesn't get upset when you blast it in the face with your rockets.
Actually, neither do most of the girls I date. But at least I know for sure with EVE. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:25:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 29/12/2008 09:25:37 Not to mention, when i complain to EVE how she could use some "upgrades", it's considered feedback and not "sexist pig talk"
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:33:00 -
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Also, EVE doesn't care if I have a dozen accounts. Or if I play with six or ten of them simultaneously. EVE doesn't demand that you are a one-account player. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:45:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel Also, EVE doesn't care if I have a dozen accounts. Or if I play with six or ten of them simultaneously. EVE doesn't demand that you are a one-account player.
Oh aye, and no commitment demands either. I'm free to leave at any time and she won't mind and if i do leave to fool around with other MMOs, she'll take me back in a heartbeat
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:54:00 -
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Oh - and EVE can hold more than 40,000 pilots inside at one time. And EVE doesn't care if I enter the jumpgate from the front or the rear. -- What's your EVE New Year's Resolution for 2009? |
Ralarina
Caldari Vivicide
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Posted - 2008.12.29 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0 lol...
But seriously, my wife hates EVE.
"That bloody spaceship game" --
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Frug
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.29 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Frug
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Well with EVE, if i press the wrong buttons, she lets me know instead of sulking for a few days and acting, essentially, like a little child
Yeah, but does she squeal when you press the right ones?
If the opposing guy is on vent
Or when i warp. Always shexy when i hear...mh...Aura say "active"
Yeah, I'd totally do Aura too. Just to say I did.
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.12.29 10:45:00 -
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AC Resonance
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.29 11:00:00 -
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Posting in another pointless sherrif jones thread.
Im sure glad I look at this thread...
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Franga
Gristle Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.29 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0 lol...
But seriously, my wife hates EVE.
Werd. ----------
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Vith Targus
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Posted - 2008.12.29 11:47:00 -
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NRDS!
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EspionageX
Arbitrary Freedom
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Posted - 2008.12.29 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: AC Resonance Posting in another pointless sherrif jones thread.
Im sure glad I look at this thread...
At least they are funny More pointless and humorous threads from Sheriff I say!
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Terranid Meester
Tactical Assault and Recon Unit
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Posted - 2008.12.29 12:50:00 -
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"Had an interesting notion in my brain."
You should get that looked at. Could be fatal.
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Karanth
Gallente Independent Fleet Space Exploration and Logistic Services
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Posted - 2008.12.29 13:57:00 -
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Sheriff Jones is my hero.
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Sorum Daemoth
Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.29 14:33:00 -
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Edited by: Sorum Daemoth on 29/12/2008 14:33:40 Posting in an Epic thread. ....but...EvE IS kinda like a hooker....if ya dont pay on time you dont get to have any fun
EDIT: P.S. she has lots of "bugs"
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Il Morte
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Posted - 2008.12.29 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Il Morte on 29/12/2008 14:45:41 Edited by: Il Morte on 29/12/2008 14:44:40 Told my wife she should start an Anti - EVE group online. She could call it WAVE (Wives Against Virtual EVE) And several times a week she could hold meetings preferrable between 8-11 pm and all day on weekends. Where all the women can discuss how to get their men off eve or just general support chat.
She actually thought about it for the time it took me to undock my ship before she realized it was a ploy to get her to leave me alone while I play.
Needless to say I had to re-dock and spend some quality time with her (her version of quality time, watching What not to Wear on a Friday night)
So Sheriff it is a quality of life question EVE or a woman. My suggestion is just get a maid to cook and clean for ya, and some side pie to spend your hour of DT with for a little snoos snoos
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Rifter Drifter
Minmatar You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.12.29 14:48:00 -
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Originally by: Il Morte Edited by: Il Morte on 29/12/2008 14:45:41 Edited by: Il Morte on 29/12/2008 14:44:40 Told my wife she should start an Anti - EVE group online. She could call it WAVE (Wives Against Virtual EVE) And several times a week she could hold meetings preferrable between 8-11 pm and all day on weekends. Where all the women can discuss how to get their men off eve or just general support chat.
She actually thought about it for the time it took me to undock my ship before she realized it was a ploy to get her to leave me alone while I play.
Needless to say I had to re-dock and spend some quality time with her (her version of quality time, watching What not to Wear on a Friday night)
So Sheriff it is a quality of life question EVE or a woman. My suggestion is just get a maid to cook and clean for ya, and some side pie to spend your hour of DT with for a little snoos snoos
This..
i think
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EmbraceMy'Hate
Caldari Chicks on Speed OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.29 14:50:00 -
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I'm at work and I lol'd hard.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2008.12.29 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Il Morte Told my wife she should start an Anti - EVE group online. She could call it WAVE (Wives Against Virtual EVE) And several times a week she could hold meetings preferrable between 8-11 pm and all day on weekends. Where all the women can discuss how to get their men off eve or just general support chat.
She actually thought about it for the time it took me to undock my ship before she realized it was a ploy to get her to leave me alone while I play.
I lol'd __________________________________
Originally by: Arthur Frayn How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2008.12.29 17:41:00 -
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So giving EVE a females name, stroke of genius or just plain sadistic?
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Blastil
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Posted - 2008.12.29 18:51:00 -
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Some times I want to go get a girl. Then I remember that I play EVE all the time, and I'd have to break away and spend time with her. and then I realize that there's really no point to getting a girl except wasting time, and if EVE does that for me, then I'm pretty much good.
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Asestorian
Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.29 18:54:00 -
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This thread seems like a good place to get my 2000th post in General.
So here it is.
Hurrah!
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Originally by: CCP Atropos Destiny Balls
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