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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:35:00 -
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It gives me near orgasmic pleasure to announce that the first 210 cybercows are ready for purchase.
Your Bovine buddy can help your industrial processes, by co-piloting your mining ships.
In addition, they are trained in polite conversation and witty repartee and the unarmed combat art of Dimac, making them useful as covert bodyguards while you're out shopping, as well as excellent guests at dinner parties.
A package consists of a scanner array, guidance system, electronics, data chip, hydrogen battery, data sheets to allow you to install the equipment, plus the Cow themselves. In addition, there will be supplied wheat and water, and holoreels for the Cow to enjoy.
Contact myself, or my boss, to arrange purchase, from Halle VII. |
Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:43:00 -
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*Kyoko facepalms.* |
Shirley Serious
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:47:00 -
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Dimac, eh? Most interesting.
I shall make a note of that. |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.28 16:02:00 -
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How exactly is a Cow a covert bodyguard? I'd think they'd stand out quite a bit in most places. |
Elena Morin'staal
Minmatar Tau Online Explorator Corp
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Posted - 2009.01.28 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath How exactly is a Cow a covert bodyguard? I'd think they'd stand out quite a bit in most places.
Ah, but how many would be assassins expect a cow to be a bodyguard? |
Adanna Atreyas
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Posted - 2009.01.28 16:56:00 -
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This actually interests me. How do these cows do on hybrid bridge/Pod ships? |
Scagga Laebetrovo
Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.01.28 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: Scagga Laebetrovo on 28/01/2009 17:08:12
I shall sue you for damages. I filthified my good suit via spilt ataeni as a direct result of reading this transmission. |
Larissa Newport
YTiRi Retail
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Posted - 2009.01.28 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath How exactly is a Cow a covert bodyguard? I'd think they'd stand out quite a bit in most places.
I'm sure they wear red shoes so they won't be visible in a garden full of strawberries.
What is the price on those cows?
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Shern
Minmatar Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.01.28 18:04:00 -
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I guess we should support cutting-edge technological innovation like this.
I'm just worried about the size of the market out there. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Duty.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 20:30:00 -
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It'll never match my Counterbalanced Companion Spheroid. |
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Will Cassidy
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.01.28 22:01:00 -
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There is no cow. |
Gottii
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.01.28 22:28:00 -
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Two questions:
Can the Cow fit a cloaking module for covert operations?
And...
Is there a more powerful Tech 2 Cow in development? |
Inara Subaka
Caldari the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 23:42:00 -
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Do you provide free baked sweets at the end of your demonstration? |
Kelban Kevar
Gallente The Order of Black Knights SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE
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Posted - 2009.01.29 01:47:00 -
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i would like to order about 20 of your cows but would need a complete demo of there abiltys first |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.29 05:44:00 -
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Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong century.
... Do you plan on releasing a demo-holovid? |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.01.29 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath How exactly is a Cow a covert bodyguard?
Large muscly armed men, whilst pleasing to the Eye, stand out a bit, no?
Originally by: Adanna Atreyas This actually interests me. How do these cows do on hybrid bridge/Pod ships?
Peachy.
Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo I shall sue you for damages. I filthified my good suit via spilt ataeni as a direct result of reading this transmission.
How unfortunate. Accept a donation.
Originally by: Inara Subaka Do you provide free baked sweets at the end of your demonstration?
Sure, why not?
Originally by: Aria Jenneth ... Do you plan on releasing a demo-holovid?
Possibly, but I would need to hire some filmmakers to do so.
I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: Cybercow |
Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.01.29 13:47:00 -
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Anneka, good to see you again, I have been following your R&D from afar and am pleased to see your project going 'live'.
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Inara Subaka
Caldari the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Anneka Tong
Originally by: Inara Subaka Do you provide free baked sweets at the end of your demonstration?
Sure, why not?
But what of the rumors that the baked sweets are a farce?
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Anneka Tong
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath How exactly is a Cow a covert bodyguard?
Large muscly armed men, whilst pleasing to the Eye, stand out a bit, no?
Depends on where you go with them, really. But at least they'd be regarded more normal than a Cow. |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr Heavily Utilized Mechanic Mayhem
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Posted - 2009.01.29 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Anneka Tong In addition, they are trained in polite conversation and witty repartee...
Oooh, I can't wait to see this...
Quote: ...as well as excellent guests at dinner parties.
Other than eating up those leftovers nobody really wants, how would a cow be ueful - let alone fit in - at a dinner party? |
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HeII Bovine
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Posted - 2009.01.30 00:51:00 -
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Moo... Moo-moo. Moo moo moo! Moo! |
Casiella Truza
White Rose Society
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Posted - 2009.01.30 03:47:00 -
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I'll be in touch, as I've been needing appropriate bodyguards and some of these long hauls have gotten a little monotonous. --
IC Twitter |
Tractus Vesica
Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.01.30 04:17:00 -
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Can this cow be equipped with cruise missile launchers and cloak? |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.01.30 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Tractus Vesica Can this cow be equipped with cruise missile launchers and cloak?
I don't think they'll have the cpu to fit both
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zoolkhan
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.01.30 10:35:00 -
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Edited by: zoolkhan on 30/01/2009 10:36:13
Originally by: Kelban Kevar i would like to order about 20 of your cows but would need a complete demo of there abiltys first
that would confirm the rumour that say now moe than ever you need strong body guards I think cows can be considered to be "strong"
Will you place one of those inside of your pod? Or anchor them around your Starbases?
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Letheeth Kayl
Amarr Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.01.30 11:11:00 -
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I'd like six . . . for gifts. See you in court! Put down the mirror and return to live With pain With sin With despair Live with penance in God's glory Lesson of Tobias and the Mirror Scriptures Verses26-29 |
Kathryn Dougans
Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.01.30 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Letheeth Kayl I'd like six . . . for gifts. See you in court!
What are you trying to pull? |
Letheeth Kayl
Amarr Ammatar Free Corps
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Posted - 2009.01.30 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kathryn Dougans What are you trying to pull?
Nothing, merely stating facts:
Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo I shall sue you for damages.
Unless your corporation Settles with Lord Laebetrovo, the matter shall go to court. Hence, my statement. don't worry, most of the judges are fairly nice. |
Kathryn Dougans
Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.01.30 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Letheeth Kayl
Originally by: Kathryn Dougans What are you trying to pull?
Nothing, merely stating facts:
Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo I shall sue you for damages.
Unless your corporation Settles with Lord Laebetrovo, the matter shall go to court. Hence, my statement. don't worry, most of the judges are fairly nice.
So he wants a washing machine? That could be arranged. |
Stitcher
Caldari Veto.
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Posted - 2009.01.30 14:25:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 30/01/2009 14:25:54 So, Miss Kayl... the man spills his own drink, and you seriously think it could go to a court?
I don't think there's a lawyer in all of space who'd take that case on, nor a court that wouldn't unceremoniously have you thrown out. They'd be jusified in hitting you with a contempt charge, even.
Nice to see this project bearing fruit. |
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