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masternerdguy
Inner Shadow NightSong Directorate
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:19:00 -
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Vagabonds, unsurprisingly, make short work of Caracals even while taking gate fire. After destroying the target I salvaged a BCU II from the wreckage and sold it on the market in hi sec. I sent a mail to the person who bought it explaining its history, and got a reply that made me lol so hard. For those of you who still doubt that industry is a valid form of PVP, consider the mail I sent and the reply.
Your New BCU II From: masternerdguy Sent: 2012.04.22 01:20 To: Zivka Anzhela,
The Ballistics Control Unit II you purchased was taken forcefully from a neutral Caracal.
http://nse.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13139527
It is our pleasure to supply the highest quality modules. mng.
Re: Your New BCU II
From: Zivka Anzhela To: masternerdguy INBOX Remove Label
First off, congradulations on your kill and the prizes you extracted from the remains of its smouldering hull. It makes me happy to see goods that I manucafacture getting annihilated in the cold black depths of space. I also apreciate the return of the defective module. I design modules such as this one to self-destruct in the event of a catastrophic hull breach. I will be assigning my best engineers to finding out why this did not happen and once fixed will be returning the module to the market where it will hopfuly be repurchased by another unsuspecting militia member. Good day to you and fly safe.
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Doc Fury
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
887
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:23:00 -
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Further proof you need to stop posting.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
428
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:29:00 -
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further proof that there should be a defenestration option somewhere in-game to defenestrate self in-game, or that I should get another drink. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
363
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:32:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:further proof that there should be a defenestration option somewhere in-game to defenestrate self in-game, or that I should get another drink.
That will be a feature in the next iteration of Captain's Quarters, hurl yourself into space dress up space Barbie, be free of your confinement! WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Sasha Azala
Blood and Decay
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:33:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Further proof you need to stop posting.
Agree with Doc on this. Although I'm sure that won't stop master nerd. |
Hatt0ri Hanz0
Life sucks then you die Ltd.
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:42:00 -
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I think I'm about to use one of my forum 'blocks'. Nobody cares about what you have to say nerdguy. Quit being such a forum warrior, and go get some sun or something. |
Kengutsi Akira
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
427
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Posted - 2012.04.22 22:54:00 -
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proof ppl DO RP in this game
I can never enforce forum blocks. that make the forums boring https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1109909#post1109909
My stance on WiS (updated) |
Hatt0ri Hanz0
Life sucks then you die Ltd.
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Posted - 2012.04.22 23:08:00 -
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Kengutsi Akira wrote:proof ppl DO RP in this game
I can never enforce forum blocks. that make the forums boring
I'll risk a little more boring, for alot less stupid.
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Ziranda Hakuli
Relativity Holding Corp AAA Citizens
28
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Posted - 2012.04.22 23:09:00 -
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Hey CCP can i have an ISDN power to lock stupid threads?
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Kengutsi Akira
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
429
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Posted - 2012.04.22 23:15:00 -
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Hatt0ri Hanz0 wrote:Kengutsi Akira wrote:proof ppl DO RP in this game
I can never enforce forum blocks. that make the forums boring I'll risk a little more boring, for alot less stupid.
dunno, imo the stupid IS funny lol as is making fun of the stupid https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1109909#post1109909
My stance on WiS (updated) |
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Kietay Ayari
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.23 01:37:00 -
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I had no opinion of you before this post, MNG. But now I am going to say I support your cause what ever it is. Anyone who knows how to have real fun in EVE like this can't be that bad. c: I only wish more people were not so unwilling to talk and have fun conversation adventures.
One time I got exploded in my Badger II carrying probably 200m worth of stuff that I shouldnt have been moving in Badger II. Some of it was not mine and I didnt realize you could check your lossmail for what items you lost. So I mailed them asking if they could link me to where they will post the KM so I can check and repurchase the items for my friend. The killer did not even respond to me! They could have at least taken the time to refuse and make fun of me.
The life of a Capsuleer :c Ferox #1 |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
429
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Posted - 2012.04.23 01:51:00 -
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Ziranda Hakuli wrote:Hey CCP can i have an ISDN power to lock stupid threads?
why do you want the powers of a quite obsolete phone/internet connection standard? [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Mathias Hex
Hillcrest Armaments
109
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Posted - 2012.04.23 02:24:00 -
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Why can't I see the OP's post? Oh nvm I remember now. I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k. |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
819
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Posted - 2012.04.23 02:58:00 -
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Two people arguing about something in another thread. Quick,let's make a thread about it and put my 'unique' spin on it! |
XIRUSPHERE
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
244
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Posted - 2012.04.23 05:03:00 -
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This makes me want to have a Right Click - History option for a module that shows when and who made it and how many times it has been sold or blown up to be looted. The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear. |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
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Posted - 2012.04.23 06:21:00 -
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XIRUSPHERE wrote:This makes me want to have a Right Click - History option for a module that shows when and who made it and how many times it has been sold or blown up to be looted.
I support this proposal.
I also enjoyed the original post.
You know, it really is okay to have a little fun in EVE once in a while. When I check troll in the dictionary, it has a photo shopped picture of you standing somewhere in the vicinity of a point.
Also, I can kill you with my brain. |
Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil Mining For Profit Alliance
207
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Posted - 2012.04.23 06:24:00 -
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dont care for many of mng's posts but OP was p gud imo. |
FeralShadow
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
94
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Posted - 2012.04.23 09:28:00 -
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Stuffy eve players as far as the eye can see.
I liked the OP's contribution. "I do believe in karma. -áThat means that whenever I do something sh**y to others, they somehow deserved it." |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
673
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Posted - 2012.04.23 11:37:00 -
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You're not surprised a T2 cruiser can down a T1 cruiser? That's a relief, really. Then, you got that HUGELY valuable mod from the wreck? A whole BCUII? Wow. I bet that was shiney for you. Then someone bought it from you? This is becoming epic, fast.
Was there anything else, or do we get a Part II to this to get your POINT?
(He singlehandedly proved the commercial interest that supplies the entire game isn't real! Maybe next he'll take us to visit the aliens at Area 51. How could we be so LUCKY?) I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2012.04.23 12:56:00 -
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Ranger 1 wrote:XIRUSPHERE wrote:This makes me want to have a Right Click - History option for a module that shows when and who made it and how many times it has been sold or blown up to be looted. I support this proposal. I also enjoyed the original post. You know, it really is okay to have a little fun in EVE once in a while.
What these guys said. Internet forum blowhards should stop being all hard and unruly and get out for some sun themselves.
Nice post OP - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.04.23 13:01:00 -
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Meh, just be glad that Microsoft and the computer games industry didn't migrate to Eve, otherwise we would have single licensee modules that would require DRM software to run for one and only one registered user on one and only ship ship. Meaning, no resale of modules allowed or swapping between ships. And wormhole users would have to jump back into normal space before enabling a module so that the DRM could authenticate against the license servers.
Never mind having to deal with planned obsolescence (end-of-life versions,) software patches (BCUII Service Pack 2a,) and Clippy.
OTOH, I guess folks could finally make use of that Blackmarket skill to allow for the 3rd party refurbishing of modules and/or gray market sales.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil Mining For Profit Alliance
208
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Posted - 2012.04.23 13:01:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote: POINT? a) lol-RP b) The guy who bought the BCU II... was the guy who orginially built and sold it. What are the chances of that? Also, that leads to: c) lol-RP
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Embrace My Hate
Black Horizon.
95
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Posted - 2012.04.23 13:11:00 -
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This is one of the few decent posts on the forums at the moment. Thanks for the chuckle OP |
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