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1. Holders Handbook: Revised Edition - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
You totally forgot about shock collars that are activated remotely with a push of a button in #7. Also, slaves need monocles so they would look stylish and won't run away.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2013.06.17 04:15:00
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2. DSTON "Adopt A Grandparent" Initiative. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I will gladly adopt them. They will have their own farm where they will enjoy growing crops all day long. They could also pet and feed cute fluffy dogs as long as they don't leave the perimeter. At night they'll be able to lie down in the open fie...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.03.17 19:10:00
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3. Scandal as Gallente players enslaved in Khanid Rules Football Match Fixing Debacle! - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Muck Raker wrote: Caldari gamblers are also rumoured to be involved, which is no surprise, given the Caldari Gambling Genome, as described by the renowned academic Dr. Yvormes, discoverer of the Caldari Criminal Chromosome . GASP! My alt ...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.02.29 20:07:00
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4. An investigation into the abuse of slaves and stuff - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
There's no such thing as 'slave abuse'. When a slaver hound isn't fed enough cheezmatarburgars that's abuse.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.02.12 18:39:00
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5. NeX entrepreneur dies in suspicious circumstances? - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Muck Raker wrote: "Perhaps he choked on a monocle" said one pilot, who did not have a monocle. He accidentally a whole monocle.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.02.12 09:49:00
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6. Former Slaves Enter Matriculation Program - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
You better give those slaves some vitoc during the matriculation procedure or you'd have to wear hearing protection. When we implemented the matriarchation program the slaves shouted as if they breathed helium after the hounds bit them. The spawn ...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.02.12 09:37:00
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7. PIE transporting Slaves within the Republic - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Rodj Blake wrote: Let's compare that to the fate of many slaves held by the supporters of Omir. Worked until they're no use any more and then drained of their blood for use in unholy rituals. Slaver hounds like to eat blood sausage.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.31 08:35:00
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8. PIE transporting Slaves within the Republic - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Theobar Cresthill wrote: EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote: I'm selling slaves in almost any system in Metropolis. Cheaper than dirt...... At least you can grow tomatoes in the dirt, fertilized by the slaves' corpses. I wouldn't recommend eating thos...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.29 20:57:00
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9. Riot as image of Empress Jamyl appears in heated bread product - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Clyde ElectraGlide wrote: Oh sure, first we get the Empress' face on billboards and holoreels, and now in our bread? Where will she show up next? My hat? Tattooed on minmatar slaves' bodies. They'll see the Empress' reflection when drinking w...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.28 21:36:00
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10. Strangest non-market item you have found - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I found a frozen female corpse in space and there was a note that said The Crypt Necro Club Planet IV - Moon 3 Open 10 PM - 3 AM Make sure nobody follows you in warp
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.26 22:50:00
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11. Riot as image of Empress Jamyl appears in heated bread product - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Don't buy that bread, it can implode into a black hole anytime.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.26 22:39:00
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12. PIE transporting Slaves within the Republic - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Rodj Blake wrote: EnslaverOfMinmatar wrote: I'm selling slaves in almost any system in Metropolis. Cheaper than dirt...... At least you can grow tomatoes in the dirt, fertilized by the slaves' corpses. I wouldn't recommend eating those rotte...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.24 20:20:00
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13. PIE transporting Slaves within the Republic - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I'm selling slaves in almost any system in Metropolis. Cheaper than dirt...... At least you can grow tomatoes in the dirt, fertilized by the slaves' corpses. I wouldn't recommend eating those rotten tomatoes though, unless you're minmatar, but the...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.24 09:05:00
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14. [CrdG] Regarding Anti-Nations operations.... - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
CONCORD should execute all the traitors and Sansha loyalists who refuse to attack the mothership, and splatter their BWAINZZZZZ across the billboards.
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2012.01.24 08:06:00
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15. Loyalists, what is Sansha's dream? - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
TWO IT LOST OF BWAlNS! uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ I BIT BUY SNSHA!
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.06.23 22:42:00
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16. [CVA] (CLRGY) Sermon On the Heresy of Sansha - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I BlT BUY SANSHA! I HAZ GIEF MI BWAINS!! uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.06.22 06:33:00
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17. Physical Exercise - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
UW BWAlNS AND MANY FATS I CAN HAZ? uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.06.22 06:29:00
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18. What if Pilot is pregnant - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
You get an enlarged frozen female corpse. uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.06.02 19:18:00
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19. Today is the anniversary of our founding. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Heretics will be shaved instead of saved. uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.05.19 07:34:00
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20. The Rear of the Year voting thread! - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Originally by: Stitcher Edited by: Stitcher on 02/05/2011 11:25:49 Captain *ahem* "EnslaverOfMinmatar" How dare you call me Captain?? You will address me as Rear Admiral or your current clone will be getting its last stitches in...
- by EnslaverOfMinmatar - at 2011.05.06 06:05:00
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