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Otakanishj
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:11:00 -
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Rulez for living in a Modern Day Eve-O Alliance
1.You are not allowed to have fun 2.You do not talk about having fun 3.You do not talk about having fun 4.We are a PvP alliance but we must have POSÆs on Dyspro Moons that you will fuel 5.We are a PvP alliance but we will not engage unless there is a good chance we will kill all of the enemy for no losses 6.We are a PvP alliance but we must hold space where we can run missions safely 7.We are a PvP alliance but we must hold space where we can harvest faction/officer spawns (one system per pilot each) 8.Your killboard efficiency is of paramount importance (impotence). Not number of kills (see #1.) 9.POS shooting when you are told to is of 2nd most importance û even if you live in NPC stations 10.My corp is more important than your corp 11.The FC is right to not fight a willing opponent if they feel there is any chance of diminishing the killboard effieciency (see #8.) 12.You are a bad FC if you get anyone in the alliance killed 13.You must fly a Tech 2 ship for combat, fitted fast enough to escape (see #8) 14.You can be kicked at any time if we feel like it 15.The alliance leader does not require a sense of humour plug in. 16.The alliance leader should be high maintenance, hormonal, irrational & delusional
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NB: ôFunö has been defined in the Hitch-hikers guide to Eve-O as: i). getting enough isk quick to buy your latest choice of ship and ii). fitting it right [Sekrett] iii). Undocking ready to fight iv). Die fighting [hopefully with many LuLz] v). Return to i).
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Internet Spaceship CaptainÆs playing is a serious business again.
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Bismaru's Ambition
Amarr Trigrams Edge
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:15:00 -
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Reading that was not fun
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monomatic
Minmatar SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs The Council.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:18:00 -
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sounds like your in our alliance
cos im delusional for sure
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Otakanishj
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition Reading that was not fun
Ha ha ha
Maybe I should break #15.
Added rule 17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.
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Ryoken McKeon
Caldari Galactic Defence Syndicate Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Otakanishj
Added rule 17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.
That sounds fair enough. If you're a big enough idiot to risk >1 bil isk for no good reason then you should probably be kicked for everyone else's protection.
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Otakanishj
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:38:00 -
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Originally by: Ryoken McKeon
That sounds fair enough. If you're a big enough idiot to risk >1 bil isk for no good reason then you should probably be kicked for everyone else's protection.
Read it again. Properly.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.26 10:39:00 -
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actually that sounds more like modern northern coalition alliance rules, ya know like MM / razor where you are not allowed to pirate (fun) not allowed to be a **** on CAOD (also fun) not allowed to smack in local (loads of fun)
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Sida Hurra
Minmatar Heavy Influence Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Gneeznow actually that sounds more like modern northern coalition alliance rules, ya know like MM / razor where you are not allowed to pirate (fun) not allowed to be a **** on CAOD (also fun) not allowed to smack in local (loads of fun)
not just NC alone it's all major alliances, but what can ya do if your not in charge and you don't like it, you can always leave. If enough members leave, alliances fall apart simple.
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chumbucket
Caldari Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Otakanishj
Originally by: Bismaru's Ambition Reading that was not fun
Added rule 17. You will be kicked if you go afk in your Navy Raven in a system next door to the corp you just kicked and forget to put your cloak on. We cannot accept poor killboard efficiency.
anyone flyin a navy raven with a drakes passive tank needs to be kicked what a pixel ship waste
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Aaron Mirrorsaver
Gallente R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:34:00 -
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hey even old bob wasnt that bad. :) ------
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Sida Hurra
Minmatar Heavy Influence Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Aaron Mirrorsaver hey even old bob wasnt that bad. :)
no but it was very wery close.
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Prontifex
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:39:00 -
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RynkarVertigo
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:43:00 -
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Clearly you aren't happy, for a partly sum I can get you into GoonFleet where you will have loads of fun.
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Easley Thames
Gallente The Maverick Navy Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:52:00 -
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17. No posting on CAOD.
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Challis
Caldari Volition Cult The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2009.02.26 11:54:00 -
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Didnt see thatone coming, ill give ya that But none of the above applies to us, and i guess atleast 50% of alliances. (altho i can see why anyone would want nr7) You fail to see that only a small fraction of alliances is deep into terretorial warfare and is 100% dedicated to it If ppl didnt had fun eve would have been dead by now, as what is happens to any mmorpg that isent fun, enough games to choose from anyway, so please go choose another game
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Turix
Caldari Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Easley Thames 17. No posting on CAOD.
Oops!
Good thing im not in a modern day eve-o alliance isnt it __________________________
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Otakanishj
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: Challis Didnt see thatone coming, ill give ya that But none of the above applies to us, and i guess atleast 50% of alliances. (altho i can see why anyone would want nr7) You fail to see that only a small fraction of alliances is deep into terretorial warfare and is 100% dedicated to it If ppl didnt had fun eve would have been dead by now, as what is happens to any mmorpg that isent fun, enough games to choose from anyway, so please go choose another game
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AVENGUARD
Minmatar Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 12:44:00 -
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Sup otak
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Otakanishj
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 13:53:00 -
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Hey Aven. Hope to catch u in-game soon.
It's been a right larf these last 24hrs.
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SI Sven
Caldari 0utbreak KrautbreaK
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Posted - 2009.02.26 14:00:00 -
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Ohh I love IEEX...
Say hi to scooter for me, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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AVENGUARD
Minmatar Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Otakanishj Hey Aven. Hope to catch u in-game soon.
It's been a right larf these last 24hrs.
Loggin on tonight for sure
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Ackaroth
Gallente Digital assassins The Foray Project
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Posted - 2009.02.26 16:20:00 -
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Good to see you guys arent bitter about getting kicked from Minor Threat or anything, pretty obvious you have turned the other cheek and such. :p
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Rabbit Punch
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.26 16:27:00 -
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what is this crap
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thebossut
Gallente Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2009.02.26 16:29:00 -
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Edited by: thebossut on 26/02/2009 16:29:21 we caught a Ratter last night in his CNR, I guess he forgot to hit the cloak, btw his ship name was "I am not AFK" (<<< click to see what he lost) this should bring there KB stats down, you hear that Rydis I want this Guy kicked now
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Orange Faeces
Minmatar THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 17:40:00 -
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You know what? I've decided that I like this thread. I'm not gonna troll.
Really.
This is a rare moment of contemplative relaxation for me, and its not even Friday... So, post some more insights on why flying with barbie was a bad idea. I'm feeling good about things.
O. Faeces ---
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VCBee2777
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.26 17:56:00 -
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~NO FOOLS~ ~NO *****ES~ ~NO FATTIES~ ~NO NOT BELIVIN IN YOURSELF~
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Kiyoko Misaki
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.26 17:59:00 -
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Sounds pretty terrible.
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Xornicon Altair
Caldari Woopatang Primary.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 18:02:00 -
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Clearly, you were in the wrong alliance. You should talk to us about joining us. Our rules are much simpler: RL > Ingame Fun > Ingame Boring. Sometimes the boring stuff has to be done, but, usually not.
Oh... and you don't have to move far if you wanna join us. I'm sorry that you're on our killboard. Sig removed, lacks EVE related content - Mitnal
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.26 20:39:00 -
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Dyspro is actually fun in its pure, unrefined form.
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Curse YourFaith
Amarr THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.26 20:59:00 -
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I think you're missing the part where you have to be a part of the war even if you do jack **** in the end you can always claim you helped one side or the other achieve great stuff. So basically choose a side and become a pet and if you're not a part of the war don't you dare post anything irrelevant to Goontards interests in CAOD cause you will receive 10 pages of z0r chains.
EvE online great game lots of possibilities ^^
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