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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:25:00 -
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Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.'s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
Mr. T's mother did not break water, she broke molten gold which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain.
Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called "I Pretty the Fool". No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.
Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.
The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.
There was a time when Mr. T didn't pity fools. That time was called never.
Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as "Gold". Today he was up 3 points.
Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.
Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.
Yes I know they are similar to the chuck norris one`s but still worth a giggle on a friday morning
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Public Funded War Targets
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:32:00 -
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My most-used iPhone app is iPity
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Qui Shon
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:36:00 -
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Good ones in the beginning.
The last four at too similar to Chuck ones, and don't fit well with the rest in any case. The others are good though.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that relativity was a bunch of jibba jabba.
Fixed. ____________________
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.27 10:47:00 -
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hey dont have a bloody pop at me ! i just got it in a bloody email....pedantic sod
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction The Firm.
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as "Gold". Today he was up 3 points.
Ticker GOLD trades on NASDAQ. Besides, in Mr. T's case, I think he would be GLD.
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Celinthis
Gallente Talons of Justice
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Posted - 2009.02.27 12:08:00 -
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Found some others:
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to ****ing walk. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. If you tune your police scanner to 138.225 Mhz, you will hear Mr. T's thoughts. They will, however, be the last thing you hear... because the sheer awesomeness of his thoughts will make your head explode. Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T. Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. Mr. T remains the only bad ass in American history to sucessfully fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one. Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him
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Cyprus Black
Caldari Elitist Jerks Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.02.27 19:14:00 -
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I'm Mr. T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk.
lol, stupid wow kiddies. ______________ Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. |
Qui Shon
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Posted - 2009.02.27 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Cyprus Black I'm Mr. T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk.
lol, stupid wow kiddies.
Umm, wtf is that crap, and why the hell did some dweeb upload it to youtube? In fact, why did you link that crap here?
If you're going to link something in this thread, link Mr T, not a bunch of wow nerds.
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Mr. T's genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Ahh, golden. Though I prefer it without all the "awesomeness" crap.
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.27 21:35:00 -
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Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called "I Pretty the Fool". No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.
I laughed.
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Atomos Darksun
Damage Incorporated.
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Posted - 2009.02.27 21:41:00 -
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Infinitely better than Chuck Norris.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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