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SCOUTMOARPLZ
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Posted - 2009.03.01 05:42:00 -
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Why do men enjoy taking a long time taking a dump? I don't understand.
Does it really take that long? Is something wrong with their digestive system?
Or is it enjoyable?
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Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2009.03.01 05:46:00 -
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Excuse to take a quiet sit down away from all the nagging harpies. In before Ralara. |
F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.03.01 06:16:00 -
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I've gotten a lot of reading done in this manner. Reread Snow Crash this way (not in one go, thanks).
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.01 06:37:00 -
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Because it's the only time I actually give a ****
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2009.03.01 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Because it's the only time I actually give a ****
BOO HISS GET OFF THE STAGE __________________________________
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.01 08:35:00 -
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Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Because it's the only time I actually give a ****
BOO HISS GET OFF THE STAGE
What, I aint lying. People around here always say that they gotta take a **** and I wonder why they wanna take **** instead of give ****. I've already got enough ****, hell at that point I'm full of ****, so instead of taking a **** I go give a ****.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.01 08:50:00 -
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Edited by: goodby4u on 01/03/2009 08:51:26 Quite simple really.
It all comes to diet, alot of women I know are on diets, Ie sugarless stuff vegetables and other blah blah, but one thing most of them dont know until halfway through the diet is most sugarfree stuff is filled with a sugar substitute that is also used as a diarrhetic..... That and smaller meals normally mean the metabolism is faster and processes food faster... Which in turn means there is less food to pass.
Men on the other hand normally eat more meat products and eat fewer, larger meals... Which means the metabolism slows and the individual doesnt have to go to the bathroom as much but when he has to go, it is both hard to pass and time consuming.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.03.01 09:05:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u Edited by: goodby4u on 01/03/2009 08:51:26 Quite simple really.
It all comes to diet, alot of women I know are on diets, Ie sugarless stuff vegetables and other blah blah, but one thing most of them dont know until halfway through the diet is most sugarfree stuff is filled with a sugar substitute that is also used as a diarrhetic..... That and smaller meals normally mean the metabolism is faster and processes food faster... Which in turn means there is less food to pass.
Men on the other hand normally eat more meat products and eat fewer, larger meals... Which means the metabolism slows and the individual doesnt have to go to the bathroom as much but when he has to go, it is both hard to pass and time consuming.
HRhrhr. A woman takes a week to lose a few pounds, a man only takes one session. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.03.01 09:45:00 -
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Originally by: SCOUTMOARPLZ Why do men enjoy taking a long time taking a dump?
You get to have a little "private time" when nobody dares to bother you.
Quote: Does it really take that long?
Nope. But reading the newspaper or a book or whatnot sure does take a long time.
Quote: Or is it enjoyable?
Only the sitting there NOT doing what you're supposedly there to do
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David Kang
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Posted - 2009.03.01 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Because it's the only time I actually give a ****
Genius
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Bullageddon
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.01 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: SCOUTMOARPLZ Why do men enjoy taking a long time taking a dump? I don't understand.
Does it really take that long? Is something wrong with their digestive system?
Or is it enjoyable?
Its almost the only time guaranteed to keep the nagging bag of wind known as your wife/girlfriend/mom away from you. === This Space For Lease or Sale. |
Nyd
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Posted - 2009.03.01 18:47:00 -
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I lost 3 pounds going for a number 2.
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kor anon
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.03.01 19:02:00 -
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My dad and my brother do. I just **** then leave, 5 minutes tops.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.03.01 19:08:00 -
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Good time to read a book or the paper to be honest.
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Mystri
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Posted - 2009.03.01 19:25:00 -
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Hmmm... it's because we like to ponder on why our legs go numb; then stagger to the sink and grimace because of the pins & needles.
Mystri |
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.03.01 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: JordanParey on 01/03/2009 19:56:34
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Trexan
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Posted - 2009.03.01 22:33:00 -
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I **** up the bog then leave, sometimes it's quite a pleasent notion but after a curry I'd rather have it over and done with.
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.03.01 23:54:00 -
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Excremeditating on the throne is both relaxing and satisfying.
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.03.01 23:59:00 -
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I clogged up the bog twice last month with my manly depth charges.
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.03.02 00:07:00 -
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It's second to sex
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Blind Man
Caldari Point Blank Carebears
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Posted - 2009.03.02 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey EPIC PICTURE
i lol'ed so hard
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: Sakura Nihil on 02/03/2009 02:53:20 An excuse for a rare and sorely needed powernap.
PS: You also feel like ten pounds lighter, its a great little tip for people who have to do height/weight measurements on a regular basis - right before a hard run, best time imo.
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rValdez5987
Amarr PROGENITOR CORPORATION
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: SCOUTMOARPLZ Why do men enjoy taking a long time taking a dump?
You get to have a little "private time" when nobody dares to bother you.
Quote: Does it really take that long?
Nope. But reading the newspaper or a book or whatnot sure does take a long time.
Quote: Or is it enjoyable?
Only the sitting there NOT doing what you're supposedly there to do
I live quite the privileged life I guess. I get private time from the second I get to my door, up until the second that I leave. Considering the fact that I currently work from home... It's fairly nice.
I still have to attend uni however... 20 hours a week rabble rabble rabble But seriously haven't you even noticed my post already ended and your reading my sig? |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.03.02 05:37:00 -
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Originally by: rValdez5987 I live quite the privileged life I guess. I get private time from the second I get to my door, up until the second that I leave. Considering the fact that I currently work from home... It's fairly nice.
And let me guess... you spend at most 5 minutes on the can ?
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.03.02 09:33:00 -
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Thats the time when most great epiphanies occur.
Insert joke about "Creative Block" here.
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CCP Fallout
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Posted - 2009.03.02 10:39:00 -
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Locked. I **** on this thread.
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online
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