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Keeper O'Secrets
The Colllective
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:14:00 -
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May Ke wrote:Dr Prometheus wrote:The deployment of the Escalation went too smooth, so they made a patch to make it borked. This is so very very true!
+1 to that... i cant remember a major patch to date where something hasn't ****** up in the progress lol... oh well :P |
Peter Raptor
Plutonian Army
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:14:00 -
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SashaZeyes wrote:"-Scotty! Come in Scotty!- Oh god, where is he, what is wrong with the engines! Why did Spock pick THIS week for vacation! -SCOTTY! PUT DOWN THE BEER AND PICK UP THE TRANSMITTER! WE NEED EVERYTHING SHE'S GOT SCOTTY!!!!!"
"SULU!!! DAMMIT!!! PUT THAT GOD DAMN BONG DOWN!!!! IM NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN!"
SHE CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGR CAP'N!!! Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |
DODGE CITY
We are the few. -Silicon Heaven-
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:14:00 -
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quit playing with lego blocks and and fix it... and stop putting all the game load on the client my pc don't like it IF CCP WOULD ALLOW PLAYERS TO VOTE ON GAME CHANGES BEFORE THEY MAKE THEM -áPLAYERS WOULD HAVE LESS REASON TO COMPLAUN GëíGêÜGëí |
plaing nice
Galactica Armada Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:15:00 -
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Sentient Blade wrote:plaing nice wrote:honestly how the hell does a 4.4mb patch bring down one of the biggest servers in the world I can floor my companies' primary DB server by typoing a single line of code, and have. CCP's code is even more complex.
yeah i know it can take like only a few letters out of place to **** the hole thing its still honestly like umm are u for real u guys have being doing this **** for how long and continue to **** up the same way i agree with what i read b4 about the 4 step process to make sure things dont go wrong
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Pick en Tilavine
Eve Engineering Finance Eve Engineering
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:16:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:Marcin Arkaral wrote:CCP Navigator wrote:Following the deployment of Escalation 1.0,2 we have discovered an issue with static data which will require Tranquility to go offline a little longer than anticipated. We expect to be back up and running no later than 11:50 UTC.
We will use this thread to keep you updated as we know more.
Update at 11:52 UTC - Due to ongoing issues with Tranquility and static data, downtime has been extended to 12:30 UTC Why should we tolerate this incompetence? When we r late with subscription payments they are never late with blocking our accounts. *lol* typical moron ... Guys ! We all have NO idea what's going on, so your stupid comments about them ******* up/etc actually make you look like idiots... :)
+1 for Solstice Project, my thoughts exactly. |
Jaden Mars
Cargo Dawg's Group Mining Corp. EveBowl Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:16:00 -
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TaepT Hrenase wrote:Enough whining. Patience helps.
Enough patience.... whining helps! |
kia Dallocort
Frontier Explorer's League The Methodical Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:16:00 -
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plaing nice wrote:Wonko wrote:plaing nice wrote:honestly how the hell does a 4.4mb patch bring down one of the biggest servers in the world The same way your face brings down everyone around you until they commit suicide. yeah cause ur just a charming prick as well
Reason why this guy has 0 likes ^ lolz jk like i can talk |
lanyaie
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:16:00 -
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UUUUGHHH I'M GOING INSANE HEREEEE I NEED TOOO PPLAAAAY EVEEEEE I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you |
Ptifinay
Dynakinetics
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:16:00 -
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I just restarted eve and got a launcher update. |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:17:00 -
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2080 Seconds. *LOL* Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
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Ptakk
Omega Mining Co.
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:17:00 -
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TheButcherPete wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Still watching. 320 seconds. XD OMG :D BAKING CATS AND BIG BAND MUSIC
And Nipples. That is all. |
xxwaynoxx
The Silhouette Group
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:17:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:TheButcherPete wrote:dude, umadbro? Why don't you become the "decent programmer" that CCP should hire? Do you even know how difficult programming can be? 1 out of 10 for effort to be fair bro! I aint a programmer but I am an professional IT tech and I know that QC is VITAL in any company.
It doesnt look like you have rolled patches into production under commercial constraints. Ever. And if you were a professional tech, you would know that **** happens, even after QC. |
chris1945
Ambivalence Co-operative Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:17:00 -
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WTF is it always the same? If there are patches or other issues, the server NEVER comes back in time... |
Sgt Pepper Charante
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:18:00 -
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Just started the adventure as a rookie...never knew that MMO's have to bring you down daily... O well, got some tutorial reading ahead of me. |
Oliver Singh
Federal Intelligence Services LLC
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:18:00 -
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Soulja wrote:CCP need a UI that shows 'important' news like this before having to launch the actual client.
This. |
Count WesXX
Deep Blue Research and Development
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:18:00 -
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They are just preparing us for April 28th when for some reason there is going to be a 2 day crash. Coincidence? |
kia Dallocort
Frontier Explorer's League The Methodical Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:18:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:2080 Seconds. *LOL*
awwww i feel like such a newb with my 1350 seconds. =/
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Keldorian Ka'atahh
Dark0nes
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:19:00 -
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godda love scrambling to fix a corrupt client,,, now, can you fix my sec rating? :/ |
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:19:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:I have to say, It amazes me how CCP allow a sub 5mb patch to do this. 1. HIRE DECENT PROGRAMMERS 2. TEST PATCH ON PRIVATE SERVER BEFORE GOING ON TQ 3. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE 4. THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE
The nerdrage is strong in this one. This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.-á Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless |
Peter Raptor
Plutonian Army
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:20:00 -
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FIX IT CCP OR MY DOG GETS IT, YOU GOT 5 MINUTES Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |
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plaing nice
Galactica Armada Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:20:00 -
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kia Dallocort wrote:I wonder what its like ova at CCP at the moment? They are either chillin or freaken out
id be freaking out how much it was going to cost us
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Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:20:00 -
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It's ok as long as downtime ends before next monday.
Listened to Nyan Cat 700 seconds now. Let's hope I don't break my current record (2 hours). |
kia Dallocort
Frontier Explorer's League The Methodical Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:20:00 -
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OH HELL YEA MY FIRST LIKE lolololololol |
Hassan Al-Fassir
New Eden Recycling Venture Independent Stars Allied Forces
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:20:00 -
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... I'm still glad the Forum keeps us occupied ... and Baker Cat ... |
Synergized Mistress
Synergy Lotteries
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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And i repeat :)
Quote:Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ~Rich Cook Eve Lottery for the daring : http://www.synergy-lotteries.com Multiple Activities : Not just the standard 8/16 slot same old stuff. - New Pegboard-á Youll be sorry if you didnt have a look at it!
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Tor Gungnir
Agenda Industries
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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Why hide important news like this on the forums? It needs to be in the launcher window! |
Pick en Tilavine
Eve Engineering Finance Eve Engineering
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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kia Dallocort wrote:[quote=plaing nice][
Reason why this guy has 0 likes ^ lolz jk like i can talk
You have one now :) |
Johnathon Rossy
Domine Noctis Industria
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:Ravcharas wrote:TriadSte wrote:I have to say, It amazes me how CCP allow a sub 5mb patch to do this. 1. HIRE DECENT PROGRAMMERS 2. TEST PATCH ON PRIVATE SERVER BEFORE GOING ON TQ 3. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE 4. THIS IS ROCKET SCIENCE Yeah, decent programmers can make this happen with just one or two lines of code. CCP needs like four megs, what's that about? The issue here is that "real" programmers, those who know that they're doing test once test twice test 3 times etc etc before they hand over the final finished product for release. Who does not test a product before deployment? Only a mickey mouse setup would do such a thing. I don't think CCP is a software version of comedy central but for the love of god CCP you really need to hire a team for QUALITY CONTROL.
Real programmers know that 1 millions lines of code later, even god forgot an ; at the end of a line of code. Then tries to fix it while the whole world yell at him. |
TaepT Hrenase
Rot Front Corp
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦-¦-¦-ê-â-+-¦-é-î -¥-½-ó-ÿ-Ü-ÿ))))) |
Olaf Erikkson
Community against Justice BLACK-MARK
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Posted - 2012.04.26 12:21:00 -
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!!! DANGER !!!
Reallife is watching you ... i know it ... it's behind this door *panic* ... NO i won't let you come in!!!!
AAAARRGGGGHHHHHHH |
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