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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.04.22 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Elno Wildclaw Vlad's definetly my hero.
As long as it serves as inspiration for you to go out and do the same, it's all good. If you are using me as a substitute for your pen15, not so good. Honestly, I'm not that great a pilot. I just have the will to do it. And furthermore, I merely follow in the footsteps of others. Walk the same path. Surpass my efforts and become great.
P.S. Ur grammur suxorz. That meanz u die!
Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad
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Killiashandra Ree
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Posted - 2009.04.22 00:25:00 -
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Edited by: Killiashandra Ree on 22/04/2009 00:25:18
Originally by: Fzhal
Quote: "blood for the Blood God"
I always love a good Khorne reference!
Actually its from the Song of Songs, an ancient Sumerian ritual (popularly accredited to king solomon) Though it could be equally well laid at the altar of any number of pagan/nature religions, which makes it kind of odd the Amarr would stoop to paganism.
Regardless some super stories Vlad, may all your audits be good.
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Elno Wildclaw
Strike-Force-Alpha
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Posted - 2009.04.22 04:05:00 -
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Edited by: Elno Wildclaw on 22/04/2009 04:06:35
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Elno Wildclaw Vlad's definetly my hero.
As long as it serves as inspiration for you to go out and do the same, it's all good. If you are using me as a substitute for your pen15, not so good. Honestly, I'm not that great a pilot. I just have the will to do it. And furthermore, I merely follow in the footsteps of others. Walk the same path. Surpass my efforts and become great.
P.S. Ur grammur suxorz. That meanz u die!
Worry not, you serve as an inspiration, not a surrogate e-peen. I will go forth and forsake the life of tax evasion to begin my work anew in the fine art of income redistribution!
EDIT: Ninja edit to mi grammur no suxxorz. plz dnt kill me, kthxbai. A soft word turneth away wrath. While its back is turned, shoot it in the head. |
Jkrog
Madhatters Inc. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 13:17:00 -
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Bump - We need our daily update from your nice little wormhole domain :-)
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.04.23 18:58:00 -
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Quote: Jump around various systems for awhile. Utter boredom. Return to find 3 battleships on scan. Raven, Pest, Maelstrom. And cyrillic names too. There are few things more despicable in life than tax evasion. The cyrillic alphabet and anyone who uses it are one of those things.
Quote: cyrillic filth
This made me lol so hard I frakkin cried. Beautiful, keep up the good work
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Ridley Tree
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.25 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff As long as it serves as inspiration for you to go out and do the same, it's all good. If you are using me as a substitute for your pen15, not so good. Honestly, I'm not that great a pilot. I just have the will to do it. And furthermore, I merely follow in the footsteps of others. Walk the same path. Surpass my efforts and become great.
Always the humble one, even if truer words were never spoken _______
Pirating 101: A Basic Course |
SanZo Fengi
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2009.04.26 20:55:00 -
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page 3... not anymore.. We need moar audits.
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Monkeys can make "chains" but not ladders. I think eventually, flinging monkey ***** will play a role in this experiment. That, or they'll all starve to monkey death.
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El Dukio
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Posted - 2009.04.27 16:33:00 -
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AMAZING!!!! Best Eve-related writing I've come across! Keep up the audits. |
Sekundar Burnes
Woopatang Primary.
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Posted - 2009.04.27 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff As long as it serves as inspiration for you to go out and do the same, it's all good.
You've certainly inspired me to complete my Thermodynamics training! I've never seen the word "overheat" used so often before until now.
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Thorvik
Valklear Guard Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.04.30 20:35:00 -
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Bump. MOAR!!
Need moar storiez of tax evazion and tax sinner punishment. Linkage |
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Lotali
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Posted - 2009.04.30 23:08:00 -
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Sir Vladimir,
hath thou been hexed by a witch, perhaps? Why hath thou not written anything for so long? It saddens me.
I beseech you, write once more upon these forums, for the crowd... the crowd DEMANDS it!
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Hospital Patient
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Posted - 2009.05.01 06:23:00 -
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As written by a man sworn to find and destroy the IRS, I can confirm Taxman has been very inactive. I'm watching you, Taxman.
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Kushman
Gallente Phoenix Industries Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.05.02 19:45:00 -
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Love it. Please keep it coming Vlad, continue to provide reason for me to visit these forums.
Kushman |
Mark Messier
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Posted - 2009.05.02 23:22:00 -
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You're killing me smalls
Love, Sean
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Dikat
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Posted - 2009.05.04 17:00:00 -
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Vlad, start a blog so I can subscribe to it via RSS. C'mon, that's only one letter away from IRS. How could you not?! This stuff is too funny.
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Thorvik
Valklear Guard Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.05.04 19:55:00 -
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Quote: start a blog so I can subscribe to it via RSS.
Need to feel comfort in that audits are continuing and the criminals are being caught and punished.
/signed Linkage |
Vorn
The Serkku Coalition Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2009.05.04 20:01:00 -
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Looks like someone caught Swine Flu. Don't worry, I'll fill in for you! We always need an IRS agent out in the field while others are home sick.
Purge the Heretic |
SanZo Fengi
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:02:00 -
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Seems Vlad got himself lost in WH space...
We need to get scanning those holes out so we can recover the IRS from this complete lack of information.
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Monkeys can make "chains" but not ladders. I think eventually, flinging monkey ***** will play a role in this experiment. That, or they'll all starve to monkey death.
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Jovoich
Kleinrock Heavy Industries The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2009.05.08 00:23:00 -
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Edited by: Jovoich on 08/05/2009 00:23:25 I've been informed that Vlad was incapacitated while auditing an Ice Belt
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I call 'Bull****' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?' |
Drakolus
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.09 21:41:00 -
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Need more audits! _____________________________________________
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Centinel 6
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2009.05.12 20:51:00 -
[141]
Bump
Quote: Making 6 Inches feel like 12 one hauler at a time
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Sanguinem
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.05.13 11:40:00 -
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Edited by: Sanguinem on 13/05/2009 11:41:43 Bump for being inspired to go into WH space.
I'm more hooked on these than "LOST" ------------------------------------------------------- Dude, your chin...
My favorite quote ever, and if you know which thread this came from, you know what I'm talking about! |
Jyenar
Spook Division Rough Necks
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Posted - 2009.05.18 17:13:00 -
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A thorough investigation on the well-being of Vladmiir Norkoff ought to be initiated. We require scouts to search the system of J162700 for any signs of Vladimir.
Godspeed, children.
Threat Level: Mostly Harmless |
Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.05.18 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jyenar A thorough investigation on the well-being of Vladmiir Norkoff ought to be initiated. We require scouts to search the system of J162700 for any signs of Vladimir.
Godspeed, children.
I agree. Let's get all the probing ships out there that we can spare!
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:47:00 -
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Contrary to popular belief, I have neither contracted swine flu, nor emoragequit (surprisingly), or even died. I actually just got kinda bored writing, and the constant fanbois got irritating. Feedback is appreciated, but post it to this thread. I'll see what I can do about posting some logs. Better that than trying to fend off an invasion of my system by C&P regulars - that would be daunting to say the least.
PS. Jovoich, that is actually one of my favorite films.
Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad
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Liquid Glass
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Posted - 2009.05.19 01:40:00 -
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Your audits are quite entertaining. They inspired me to venture into the unknown of wormhole space.
I hope to see your writing continue. |
Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.05.19 05:59:00 -
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Another important note - Sin Fae got shipped off to Iraq for a THIRD tour of duty beginning of this month. So definitely keep wishing safe thoughts for our other favorite tax agent.
Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.05.19 06:00:00 -
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Audit Log 20090412.2255 - Day starts slow. Remap system. Run some patrols in adjacents. Not much happening. Take a food break and come back to a surprise. Hulk, Hauler, Vexor on scan. Mining op in our system? I don't fecking think so! Do a quick directional, narrow down and check bookmarks. System mapping paid off, they're in the core Grav belt. Warp at range, bookmark the Hulk's can. Vexor seems to be mining too. Pathetic. What kind of sorry excuse for a man would waste their time drilling rocks? Hard to fathom what would drive a soul to such depths. Will be a mercy kill.
Swap out for our own Vexor. Would like to do the Merlin, but would be too many drones. 'Sides we do this for duty, not glory. Land on the can and light them up. Hulk is primary of course. Can't suffer those to live. Then Vexor and hauler if they stick around. Hulk doesn't even know what hit him. Drones and ACs rip him apart in seconds. Already switching to criminal Vexor and burning towards it. Hauler bails but it's no great loss. Point and web, and it drops even quicker than the Hulk. Non-existant tank. Travesty. Point the pod. Impose the punishment. Great ships are not meant to be treated such. Even worse than shield tanking a Myrm.
Hardly a satisfying pair of kills. But that's why it's called a "job". Not always fun. And if we don't do it, then who will?
Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad
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Bombacla
Gallente Aperture Harmonics APEX Conglomerate
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Posted - 2009.05.19 07:27:00 -
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good to see u back :) ----
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Jyenar
Spook Division Rough Necks
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Posted - 2009.05.19 12:22:00 -
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Stay safe, Sin Fae. Keep your head down, but with you.
/ Jy ----
Threat Level: Mostly Harmless |
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