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Jalif
Minmatar Black Sinisters
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Posted - 2009.03.22 15:49:00 -
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Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.03.22 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Chris Liath Edited by: Chris Liath on 22/03/2009 13:23:13 "Nice daughter. We'll take her."
WIN!
Originally by: grapetrain Hi guys! I'm the Goon in the OP. We had a lovely time last night, I think she might have even enjoyed it.
What did you do, show her how to play EVE?
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Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.03.22 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Super Whopper on 22/03/2009 15:59:15
Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem I'm going to go with accept the fact that your daughter is dating someone who is into computer gaming and probably just smokes weed as opposed to some douchebag who wears a tracksuit and drives a lower underlit civic thats covered in rice.
Right off the hop you have things in common that you can relate to.
I'd be more worried if she was dating a BoB FC, because he would be in his 40's or 50's, probably force her to do stuff against her will, then smack the crap out of her when she fails to provide. Also he might bring all his possible friends over to do things to her. Then abandon her for no apparent reason.
Also by default he is a cheater so he would break her heart.
Oh look at this bitterness. This isn't CAOD little girl.
Originally by: Abrazzar Get the FC in a director position and then have your daughter convince him to disband goonswarm so that kenny can make a corp named goonswarm (and goonfleet) and mop up the goon sov?
What Goon sov?
Originally by: Monkey Saturday Let us know if you ever hear this from her bedroom:
"Here I come....BOOYA!!!!"
"I'm coming in hot" would be even worse. I would break down her door and pod both!
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Shadow Command Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:10:00 -
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I wouldn't recommend the daughter goes on any dates. Loads of GS guys would run around them shouting "LOL" and "COME OUT OF THE STATION"... ________________________________________________
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Christina Entrepe
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:11:00 -
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I'd ask for delve ....
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zombiedeadhead
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:16:00 -
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I'd fit your daughter with ECCM and Stabs. Otherwise she may get probed out, scrambled, and errr podded
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DaxSnake
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: DaxSnake on 22/03/2009 16:18:22
(first fight of relationship, she locks herself in a bathroom)
FC: come out of there, ill camp the bathroom as long as it takes
'texts a friend' - "LOL man she was all like, i dont want do do that, nows shes docked in the bathroom and im camping her, tell my mom i wont be home today and not to make me snacks"
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Grapetrain
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: Super Whopper
What did you do, show her how to play EVE?
That's not all I showed her.
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Dax Redding
RaVeN Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.22 16:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dax Redding on 22/03/2009 16:56:57
Originally by: grapetrain
Originally by: Super Whopper
What did you do, show her how to play EVE?
That's not all I showed her.
Your collectible EVE model collection?
Your DVD Collection of the first season of Star Trek?
Your DVD "The best of 'Melrose Place'?
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Fikreta
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Posted - 2009.03.22 17:39:00 -
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You better start packing up your **** cause that guy is gonna take your place sooner or later
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Mikal Drey
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.22 17:49:00 -
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hey hey
does he "pillow talk" ?
maybe you can get some intel
Shattered Crystal - The best place for ALL your online codes
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Dreiden Kisada
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 18:27:00 -
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Edited by: Dreiden Kisada on 22/03/2009 18:31:40 Can't be real. We're all neckbeards who are afraid of women.
Edit: Originally by: Super Whopper
What Goon sov?
someone hasn't looked at their sov map recently.
And "Gooncannon!" would be more disturbing to hear from the bedroom. The preceding statements are my opionion. Not to be confused with anything official. |
Khrillian
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.03.22 18:36:00 -
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Originally by: Dax Redding Edited by: Dax Redding on 22/03/2009 11:43:23
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
if he says no, he obviously does not care for her. And kick his ass out of your HOUSE!
I'll see your 1bil and raise you 9bil.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:09:00 -
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No thorax jokes?
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Suede
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai
Originally by: Dax Redding
1 bil isk to continue dating your daughter.
I like your thinking.
Maybe I should get his hopes up and then when he transfers the isk I lock my daughter up and keep the isk?
Planning a scam with my own daughter, I feel ashamed. I better think of one with my son to even it up.
POS passwords or she don't put out
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Momoha
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:37:00 -
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Is your daughter hot?
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Mr Adebisi
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:37:00 -
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Nice troll, we don't have any fc's
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:37:00 -
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Sorry dude I just told her I was an FC to get her #. Im really just an average goon. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Junkie Beverage
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:38:00 -
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it is me but dating is a bit of a stretch
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AlAzwar
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:39:00 -
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Goon Males
Goon Girls
Them reproducing is a greater Risk then Alquida,Babbar Khalsa International,New People's Army,Continuity Irish Republican Army and all the other Nut Jobs
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Panzram
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Adebisi Nice troll, we don't have any fc's
this is true.
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Arcika Toalen
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2009.03.22 19:42:00 -
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Is she on a boat?
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Donovan Corelli
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Posted - 2009.03.22 20:14:00 -
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wearin no trunks, playing with flippy floppies shes flippin goonswarm you at kinkos straight flippin copies.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2009.03.22 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Penguin I wouldn't recommend the daughter goes on any dates. Loads of GS guys would run around them shouting "LOL" and "COME OUT OF THE STATION"...
I'd be more worried about "LET US INTO THE STATION" tbh __________________________________
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
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Kristina Trepkas
Amarr The Light Of Other Days
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Posted - 2009.03.22 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Daan Sai My daughter has started going out with a Goon FC!
Any sensible suggestions????
Any Stooopid suggestions? (as unlikely as that might be)
Shocked Dad
Daan
WoW, a goonswarm member actually being interested in a girl of legal age, that has to be a first
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2009.03.22 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kristina Trepkas
Originally by: Daan Sai My daughter has started going out with a Goon FC!
Any sensible suggestions????
Any Stooopid suggestions? (as unlikely as that might be)
Shocked Dad
Daan
WoW, a goonswarm member actually being interested in a girl of legal age, that has to be a first
based on my something awful account, I would say there arelots of goons into older single moms :P
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Aryth
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.23 00:28:00 -
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Just to skip to the end of this is true.
You are going to login to Eve one day to find naked pictures of your daughter linked in Evemail.
6k goons are going to pleasure themselves (or not depending on how tubby she is) to said pics. She will then get a wiki entry with said pics. The end.
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Bethulsunamen
StarFleet Enterprises StarFleet Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.23 00:29:00 -
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Originally by: Berious Obvious troll, goons don't know how to talk to girls
Comedy grammar fail is fail at comedy.. |
Nick Curso
Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.03.23 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem I'm going to go with accept the fact that your daughter is dating someone who is into computer gaming and probably just smokes weed as opposed to some douchebag who wears a tracksuit and drives a lower underlit civic thats covered in rice.
Right off the hop you have things in common that you can relate to.
I'd be more worried if she was dating a BoB FC, because he would be in his 40's or 50's, probably force her to do stuff against her will, then smack the crap out of her when she fails to provide. Also he might bring all his possible friends over to do things to her. Then abandon her for no apparent reason.
Also by default he is a cheater so he would break her heart.
:o i am not 40 or 50 :(
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.03.23 00:45:00 -
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Successful troll is successful?
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