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Marguerite Antiki
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Posted - 2009.03.24 02:27:00 -
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Hey ho gang,
Anyone here had some great idle threats in EVE - I got my first one last night with my fellow corp mates. the threat was;
"I will deathray your family"
Which came after I probed out 2 BS and a Cruiser and we podded them in low sec space. Silly buggers were doing a mission in low sec, we found them, pop they went. And then ensured the local chat lighting up.
Keeping in mind they were asian, and I cant read asian text, I noticed one line was being repeated and a mate in corp translated it. Made for a funny threat.. Unless they really do have a deathray to kill my family.
Anyone else had some funny threats ? (Well I thought it was funny)
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.03.24 04:12:00 -
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你的妈妈
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Queue K'Umber
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Posted - 2009.03.24 04:14:00 -
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Was expecting allegations of threats from IDLE EMPIRE. Not sure they make threats, just violence your ship proper.
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Crimsonjade
Amarr Secret Service
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Posted - 2009.03.24 05:10:00 -
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wish i could find the old Dakkon and Tank CEO video on youtube, best threats ever in a video game
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CoolBro
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Posted - 2009.03.24 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Crimsonjade wish i could find the old Dakkon and Tank CEO video on youtube, best threats ever in a video game
this one Linkage?
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Marguerite Antiki
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Posted - 2009.03.24 06:32:00 -
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Originally by: CoolBro
Originally by: Crimsonjade wish i could find the old Dakkon and Tank CEO video on youtube, best threats ever in a video game
this one Linkage?
/wipes tears from eyes
That was a good laugh for me here at work... Thanks
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Fintroll
Amok.
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Posted - 2009.03.24 07:08:00 -
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its not an idle threat
when i tell you that i will own the hell out of you
real, real hard
its the reality of the situation
should our paths ever cross
sissy
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Lord Makk
Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.24 07:47:00 -
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Better watch yourself now that they will "deathray your family"
This small line made my day
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Psionist
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Posted - 2009.03.24 08:33:00 -
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"I will deathray your family."
"Noob frigates don't have enough CPU to fit deathrays."
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IRevolution
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.03.24 08:35:00 -
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hahaha lolage dont be a hero in 0.0 |
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:38:00 -
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Originally by: Queue K'Umber Was expecting allegations of threats from IDLE EMPIRE. Not sure they make threats, just violence your ship proper.
just your ship ? hmmm we must be slacking
CAMPING A WORMHOLE NEAR YOU |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:49:00 -
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"idle threat".. that sounds really really gay. Never heard that expression before.
"Hey you! I'm like super-super-passive here, not doing a thing, soooo threatening you with my very existance! Can really sense how it sends shivers down your spine and your silent screams of terror are rolling thunders of echo down my valley of plated metal.. or it would be, if we wern't in space".
..uhm, so yah, gay expression. -
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Nexus Kinnon
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:52:00 -
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tbh it's a pretty good threat, I've never heard that one before. Deathray your family. Genius.
Quote: It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Deathray your family.
Mars Attacks, amirit!?+1+?!?!?!
This thread need Ballista and a huge amount of emoticons. -
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari Path Of The Cursed
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Posted - 2009.03.24 12:46:00 -
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I submit, "Deathray your family" is the new meme. With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon' |
Queue K'Umber
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Posted - 2009.03.24 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tuberider
Originally by: Queue K'Umber Was expecting allegations of threats from IDLE EMPIRE. Not sure they make threats, just violence your ship proper.
just your ship ? hmmm we must be slacking
No slacking implied.
Several richly deserved violences have been visited upon my ships by IDLE. You personally have delivered one richly deserved ship and pod violence in my 6th week of playing whilst I ratted in a fail kestrel with a corp mate in a fail rifter in Eruka.
IDLE has never verbally threatened me. In fact, I have received several courteous offers of remote repair, hull integrity checks and even an offer to help jetcan mine in Ihakana. Anarchy Chaos, sentinal22uk and several others are the very soul of courtesy. Alas, Lorzion has moved on. I miss watching cyno beacons while cloaked in my chickenship.
I recommend IDLE EMPIRE's services to every noob.
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Drahkar
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Posted - 2009.03.24 13:51:00 -
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Do they have to be real life threats? One guy I killed told me he wishes I lived near him so he could "nuke my a$s" (then explained he lives 20km from a nuclear silo).
As for ingame threats, one guy told me to stop being a vagina and come fight his main's Erebus in lowsec. Another one said he was building a titan to kill me with and one said he'd make it his personnal goal to cause as much grief to me forever (never heard of him since).
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Queue K'Umber
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Posted - 2009.03.24 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn I submit, "Deathray your family" is the new meme.
May I look you up in Youl with my main to exchange deathrays?
The recognition word will be antidisestablishmentarianism.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.03.24 16:24:00 -
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I don't know about threats but I have been called several unspeakable things. I keep the eve-mails for lulz.
Best one so far was in bold and used the c word in a nice direct fashion. Please re-size your signature to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe |
TimMc
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.03.24 16:27:00 -
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Worse thread I've had is "I will ruin eve for you"... never happened infact I don't think I've seen that person since.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.03.24 16:32:00 -
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They were ruining it for you by not giving you a chance to pwn them again, so uncool. Please re-size your signature to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe |
TimMc
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.03.24 16:39:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank They were ruining it for you by not giving you a chance to pwn them again, so uncool.
When someone says they want to ruin my game, I expect to be constantly gatecamped and to be podded back to 800k SP... sadly this was not the case
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Cyd Vicious
8lack Wing Black Sheep Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.24 19:00:00 -
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''I will eat your childrens''
After ganking some guy in a belt
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Recon Three
181st Legion W A S T E L A N D
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Posted - 2009.03.24 20:22:00 -
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'**** yooooou, **** yooooou, I'm a shaaaaaark, **** yoooooooou."
Then he left system.
True story. _____
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Lucia Wilber
Cupcake Brigade
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Posted - 2009.03.24 21:13:00 -
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Idle threats are commonplace when you fly in empire space! (Wow, that rhymed!)
It's surprising how many people will threaten to blow your ship up only to shy away when you call their bluff. I've seen it plenty of times. It's usually due to a fear that you'll return in a bigger ship if it's in empire space. I don't quite know what the point of these threats are. I don't threaten to attack someone unless I'm willing to actually do it.
In fact, if I threaten to attack you and you come back in a bigger ship, I'll STILL attack you! Even if I'm in my Badger and you're in a HAC! So there!
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Jack Gates
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 22:50:00 -
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this probably doesn't count, but I get a lot of really stupid empire pubbies telling me that karma will eventually catch up with me because I was mean to them in a video game.
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari Empyrean Shipping
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Posted - 2009.03.24 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Lucia Wilber Idle threats are commonplace when you fly in empire space! (Wow, that rhymed!)
It's surprising how many people will threaten to blow your ship up only to shy away when you call their bluff. I've seen it plenty of times. It's usually due to a fear that you'll return in a bigger ship if it's in empire space. I don't quite know what the point of these threats are. I don't threaten to attack someone unless I'm willing to actually do it.
In fact, if I threaten to attack you and you come back in a bigger ship, I'll STILL attack you! Even if I'm in my Badger and you're in a HAC! So there!
A girl after my heart.
With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon' |
Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis SIRRIUS.
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Posted - 2009.03.25 07:09:00 -
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I used to get a lot of "You are on my list punk" or "I'm friends with X corp and they'll pwn you"
Of course nothing ever comes from it. One of these days... *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.03.25 08:18:00 -
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I've never gotten any hatemail, but I've seen a lot of entertaining smack.
The thing I've found that will just wind smacktalkers up is to be totally non-responsive to it while obviously being active (like getting kills). I've seen people go from mildly annoyed jibes in local to full-on frothing at the mouth insanity without anyone saying a word except the smacktalker. It really ****es them off to know you're not AFK but not responding. :D
Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis |
AntonioBanderas
Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.03.25 10:49:00 -
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Edited by: AntonioBanderas on 25/03/2009 10:50:03 you need 4 sheets of lead, tinfoil hats tiems yoru family members and 4 meters of copper wire per family member. lead goes on walls, hats you need to wear AT ALL TIMES to intercept intentional interference with your brain waves, while copper wire you roll around your bodies effectively making a faraday cage to protect you from death rays EM waves. Also you'll need about liter of holy water, pinch of graveyard dirt and dried chicken leg per family member. Half of water you sprinkle around your house, chanting 'frogs are bigger than lice' until it dries. other half you mix with dirt and drink with your loved ones while holding hands, sitting in the circle. AT ALL TIMES HAND CONNECTION UST NOT BE BROKEN, otherwise chi will miss flow. you take legs, divide them, kiss them and shift left 2 places. all of you must keep that leg on you, in direct contact with skin at all times.
Congratulations, you and your loved ones are now safe from death rays. no need to thank me, but isk donations are welcome
__________________________________________________ I can say ASS!!! And ****!!!! \o/
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