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Vayen Kukkus
0
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Posted - 2016.12.28 05:05:06 -
[12751] - Quote
Why is there a zombie in my bed?
DUST 514 FOREVER!!!!
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Kelleth Kirk
Coalition of Ordered Governments.
191
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Posted - 2017.01.02 11:08:04 -
[12752] - Quote
Kindly use the door to your left on your right side behind you, the other door will trigger a trapdoor that will throw you into an alligator filled pool. Good luck!
I miss having ISK.
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
698
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Posted - 2017.01.02 14:47:04 -
[12753] - Quote
I'm sorry. Lady, you must have mistaken me for a client. The exit is that direction. *gestures*
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11582
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Posted - 2017.01.02 22:32:16 -
[12754] - Quote
I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh, I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no...................
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
698
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Posted - 2017.01.02 23:33:00 -
[12755] - Quote
*Wakes up groggily to his belted serenade, groans.*
Look. Ugh. I don't know where... this... came from, but I appreciate the sentiment.
I guess.
But I don't--I really only go for Khanid guys, at least while I'm sober, so it, this ends now. Anything I said last night doesn't apply any more. Don't try anything.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
85
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Posted - 2017.01.03 06:54:26 -
[12756] - Quote
How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?
@JadekMenaheim
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
141
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Posted - 2017.01.03 06:56:27 -
[12757] - Quote
Were you inside? I didn't notice any fluctuations in mass. Would you like to try probing again?
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
23564
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Posted - 2017.01.03 09:10:38 -
[12758] - Quote
Pleasure Node: please run 69.exe again.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Lasisha Mishi
Caldari Strike Witches
133
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Posted - 2017.01.03 14:01:02 -
[12759] - Quote
oh lala dibs |
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
701
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Posted - 2017.01.03 15:42:00 -
[12760] - Quote
Jadek Kin wrote:How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?
Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Jade Blackwind
1240
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Posted - 2017.01.03 18:33:35 -
[12761] - Quote
Neph wrote:Jadek Kin wrote:How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole? Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night A happy citizen is better than an unhappy citizen. Never thought I'd ever say that, but... For the State?
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
701
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Posted - 2017.01.03 19:29:52 -
[12762] - Quote
Jade Blackwind wrote:Neph wrote:Jadek Kin wrote:How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole? Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night A happy citizen is better than an unhappy citizen. Never thought I'd ever say that, but... For the State?
*Neph snorts* That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard in my life. However... would you like to stay for some tea and see where things go? I've always been a researcher at heart.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Jade Blackwind
1243
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Posted - 2017.01.03 20:11:46 -
[12763] - Quote
Neph wrote:*Neph snorts* That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard in my life. However... would you like to stay for some tea and see where things go? I've always been a researcher at heart. *giggles* Sorry, Yoiul spent in Jita and all that, and yes, I've got the Kaalakiota Vodka as a present too. Yes, the tea would be probably the best option.
Always wondered how one such as you might end up among the sq... I mean, the State loyalists? |
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
704
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Posted - 2017.01.04 03:24:15 -
[12764] - Quote
Jade Blackwind wrote:*giggles* Sorry, Yoiul spent in Jita and all that, and yes, I've got the Kaalakiota Vodka as a present too. Yes, the tea would be probably the best option.
Always wondered how one such as you might end up among the sq... I mean, the State loyalists?
*Sits down with two covered bowls of tea; her eyes briefly light up* You've brought mountain vodka? You have no clue how much I love that stuff--why, I've been stockpiling those crates since they showed up on the market, and I've got several bottles from each of many years back, now. Empty, of course. *She smiles a bit and lifts the lids from the bowls* They'll never reuse a design, you know. Two thousand years of almost-continuous production and every bottle's unique.
*Takes a sip and reclines.* As for my history, I was born a State loyalist. I've chosen my citizenship as much as any other Caldari.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
729
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Posted - 2017.01.04 11:12:45 -
[12765] - Quote
*lick*
*gets drunk from Vodka flavor*
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
disappears in a cloud of rust
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Jade Blackwind
1246
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Posted - 2017.01.06 21:03:30 -
[12766] - Quote
No Fluffy, it's not the feeding time... Wat?...
...Sweet ancestors, you woman look like a level 2 Security agent. I swear I started to drink with Neph in Jita... And you look like something out of Pator, or worse, Hek.
Go away. My head hurts.
(hides under the pillow) |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
146
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Posted - 2017.01.06 21:16:29 -
[12767] - Quote
What happened? Well considering that you are not a pile of ash I must have invited you here. Ahh I remember heh you want to go again? I promise not to pass out this time. |
LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11660
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Posted - 2017.01.06 23:16:33 -
[12768] - Quote
Hello? Is this room service? Yes,I ordered a woman,not a man. Please come and take him away asap.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Sunforge
EVE University Ivy League
15
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Posted - 2017.01.08 14:38:33 -
[12769] - Quote
Okay, well that's the initiation ceremony over and done with. But why did I want to join Gym Bunnies Anonymous in the first place? |
Hazel TuckerTS
University of Caille Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2017.01.19 01:36:42 -
[12770] - Quote
There sweetie, now you know what it's like to be a girl. |
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
815
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Posted - 2017.01.19 04:18:28 -
[12771] - Quote
*LICK*
mmmmmmmmmm Hazel.....
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
disappears in a cloud of rust
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Fleet Arel Gankmeister
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2017.01.19 09:26:54 -
[12772] - Quote
I'm not in to gals but roll over and read this script in your deepest voice and I will gank you:
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is James 315, and this is the official website of the New Order, a movement dedicated to restoring reason and dignity to the lives of highsec miners. As the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec, it is my responsibility and privilege to tell highsec miners what they can and can't do. If they refuse to obey me, they risk being bumped out of mining range.
Though I am engaged in law enforcement, I don't see that as my primary role. I am an educator, mentor, friend, and surrogate parent to the miners. The New Order is all about people. That's my true purpose in EVE: Helping people make the most of themselves."
I hope to find my man vagina through the teachings of James315.
I attended a top 5000 community college and hold a PhD in Womyns Glass Triggerings.
If you criticise my posts you are just being prejudice against my Transdolphin sexuality.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
815
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Posted - 2017.01.19 09:34:30 -
[12773] - Quote
Fleet Arel Gankmeister wrote:I'm not in to gals but roll over and read this script in your deepest voice and I will gank you:
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is James 315, and this is the official website of the New Order, a movement dedicated to restoring reason and dignity to the lives of highsec miners. As the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec, it is my responsibility and privilege to tell highsec miners what they can and can't do. If they refuse to obey me, they risk being bumped out of mining range.
Though I am engaged in law enforcement, I don't see that as my primary role. I am an educator, mentor, friend, and surrogate parent to the miners. The New Order is all about people. That's my true purpose in EVE: Helping people make the most of themselves."
Try again with a better post plz.
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
disappears in a cloud of rust
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Fleet Arel Gankmeister
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2017.01.19 12:01:04 -
[12774] - Quote
Val Kaleth wrote:Fleet Arel Gankmeister wrote:I'm not in to gals but roll over and read this script in your deepest voice and I will gank you:
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is James 315, and this is the official website of the New Order, a movement dedicated to restoring reason and dignity to the lives of highsec miners. As the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec, it is my responsibility and privilege to tell highsec miners what they can and can't do. If they refuse to obey me, they risk being bumped out of mining range.
Though I am engaged in law enforcement, I don't see that as my primary role. I am an educator, mentor, friend, and surrogate parent to the miners. The New Order is all about people. That's my true purpose in EVE: Helping people make the most of themselves."
Try again with a better post plz.
*Lick*
Mmmmmmmmmm pure entitled prejudiced man hate, mmm satisfies my masochist ganker man vagina side. But hey I prefer to gank alone with someone I luv like moi.
I hope to find my man vagina through the teachings of James315.
I attended a top 5000 community college and hold a PhD in Womyns Glass Triggerings.
If you criticise my posts you are just being prejudice against my Transdolphin sexuality.
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Lasisha Mishi
Caldari Strike Witches
137
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Posted - 2017.01.19 13:55:29 -
[12775] - Quote
*shoots with gun*
*walks over to room phone* hello hotel front desk? yeah your fired if you don't send security up here to dispose of this code filth.
*tosses match on the body* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
5452
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Posted - 2017.01.19 14:30:25 -
[12776] - Quote
Oh you look so distressed! Here, have some warm tea and I'll be bringing cookies in no time!
*looks at dead body on the floor*
Cleansing services leave a lot to be desired, don't you think so? |
Fleet Arel Gankmeister
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2017.01.19 17:59:42 -
[12777] - Quote
Not a bad looking stiff, id do him before the body gets cold.
As for you, your boobs and bum are not flat enough to be of my liking. |
Yiole Gionglao
13084
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Posted - 2017.01.20 14:41:06 -
[12778] - Quote
*flushes toilet*
(...)
*says nothing and goes back to business, she's not crazy to talk to whatever you'd flush down a toilet*
Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
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Hazel TuckerTS
University of Caille Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2017.01.20 16:45:24 -
[12779] - Quote
ummm Asian girls, we'd make a movie... |
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
842
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Posted - 2017.01.21 02:08:58 -
[12780] - Quote
Your hair smells like oranges, but it tastes like purple.
I think these boosters went a little bad, want some?
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
disappears in a cloud of rust
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