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Jita Market Bot
Hedion University Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2017.01.22 15:36:15 -
[12781] - Quote
Crap, and I tought i looked bad. |
Jordon Maheady
FUMUKU Interstellar
1
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Posted - 2017.01.22 15:38:49 -
[12782] - Quote
God damn, please don't hurt me. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
4860
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Posted - 2017.01.24 21:32:55 -
[12783] - Quote
Sorry about the drool, I do that when I sleep. Good thing you had those goggles. Hope you had ear protection for the snoring too.... |
Madame Killjoy
Viziam Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2017.01.25 18:01:38 -
[12784] - Quote
its true! the asians have small fingers... |
LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
11965
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Posted - 2017.01.26 00:17:11 -
[12785] - Quote
I'll keep this clone of yours for....for scientific purposes,yes,that's it.thank you!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
888
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Posted - 2017.01.26 00:41:40 -
[12786] - Quote
ACK IM BLIND!!
there is something in my bed but I can't tell what it is!! ITS LETTING OFF SO MUCH LIGHT!!
*runs away*
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
disappears in a cloud of rust
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
154
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Posted - 2017.01.28 15:09:20 -
[12787] - Quote
Okay, so weGÇÖll back it up onto your external hard drive?
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Jita Market Bot
Hedion University Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2017.01.28 19:15:10 -
[12788] - Quote
Cool, do I plug in the regular way? Or do I use an alternative port? |
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
155
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Posted - 2017.01.29 11:44:43 -
[12789] - Quote
I have a type-c port. Inserting in either the top or bottom is fine.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
24883
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Posted - 2017.01.29 13:00:54 -
[12790] - Quote
I have an extension that fits both at the same time. We could even use it together to make a connection.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
158
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Posted - 2017.01.31 06:23:33 -
[12791] - Quote
Wow! You're in an entirely separate class, I think my float point is scoping into your privates.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Lasisha Mishi
Caldari Strike Witches
142
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Posted - 2017.02.01 17:28:12 -
[12792] - Quote
*tinkers* you'll get your arms back when i'm done with you. so get comfortable |
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
165
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Posted - 2017.02.01 17:57:47 -
[12793] - Quote
Okay dear, I may not be the most handy, yet let me prove to you how I have a leg up on things.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
746
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Posted - 2017.02.02 13:49:25 -
[12794] - Quote
Oh, somebody let the Gallente sexbots back in. An interesting development, but irritating nonetheless.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
170
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Posted - 2017.02.02 14:52:40 -
[12795] - Quote
I AM CALDARI. I AM DRIVEN BY THE LOGIC OF TRADE. PUT MONEY IN MY COIN SLOT AND I WILL DISPENSE PLEASURE!
TRIGGERED
Beep: Node requires reset. Perform a reset on Pleasure Bot if displaying emotional outburst beyond recommended parameters. To perform a hard reset of a nodal personality construct, approach bot in non-threatening manner and obtain active consent to perform reset. Failure to obtain consent to reset will activate a non-lethal proprietary fetish fleet countermeasure that will induce deep delta-wave sleep in target.
Reset Instruction: Locate mole behind left earlobe. Depress the subcutaneous tissue behind the left earlobe. Apply pressure to zone for 10 second, release pressure for 8, tap repeatedly in 2 second intervals for 30 seconds, and hold for another 10 seconds. At this point you will hear a beep at which point pectoral areolas must be stimulated in a counter-clockwise motion for 42 full revolutions. Another beep will signify this process is complete at which time the Pleasure Bot will emit a melodic tone and display a diagnostic menu.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
747
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Posted - 2017.02.03 03:44:48 -
[12796] - Quote
Maker. I'm going to end up sued.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
175
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Posted - 2017.02.03 14:50:33 -
[12797] - Quote
What better alibi could you have than spending last night with me?
Just the same, I love lawyers. They can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
132
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Posted - 2017.02.08 17:37:26 -
[12798] - Quote
Mmm,the only thing hotter then you is my stealth bomber babe. |
LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12246
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Posted - 2017.02.08 20:03:10 -
[12799] - Quote
I think you are wearing my goggles.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Liafcipe9000
ShekelSquad Interhole Revenue Service
36943
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Posted - 2017.02.08 22:43:58 -
[12800] - Quote
BAMBOOZLED AGAIN! |
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Lasisha Mishi
Caldari Strike Witches
143
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Posted - 2017.02.10 14:30:40 -
[12801] - Quote
is that jacket snake skin?
can i try it on? |
Liafcipe9000
ShekelSquad Interhole Revenue Service
37030
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Posted - 2017.02.10 15:43:39 -
[12802] - Quote
you can try whatever you like. |
LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12306
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Posted - 2017.02.10 19:39:27 -
[12803] - Quote
#nohomo
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
5537
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Posted - 2017.02.11 09:45:38 -
[12804] - Quote
Huh, can those cybernetic arms sense a pea in a bed covered by 20 mattresses and 20 feather-beds? I am delicate and should be handled with care... |
LordOdysseus
HC - Salty Pigs
12344
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Posted - 2017.02.11 17:25:04 -
[12805] - Quote
My arms are equipped with SensationSensorsGäó version 4.3.7. They can sense included,but not limited to touch,heat,moisture,electromagnetism,electricity,air pressure and much more...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If fire doesn't solve the problem, you're not using enough.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I'm always on the winning side.
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Hazel TuckerTS
University of Caille Gallente Federation
96
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Posted - 2017.02.11 23:34:52 -
[12806] - Quote
Sighs YOU again!!
code can lick my kevin schwantz at high noon in jita
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Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
125
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Posted - 2017.02.12 10:25:08 -
[12807] - Quote
I don't discount going homo at some point, but not for someone like you. |
Liafcipe9000
ShekelSquad Interhole Revenue Service
37074
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Posted - 2017.02.12 11:31:16 -
[12808] - Quote
for you, precious, I'll be anything... |
Skube Uanid
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2017.02.12 13:11:42 -
[12809] - Quote
I, uh.... believe there has been a mistake. But nice chest area anyhow. I think I need to go now. |
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
748
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Posted - 2017.02.12 14:11:57 -
[12810] - Quote
Oh. Ooohh. *smiles warmly*
Well, hey there. Looks like I made some good decisions last night, for a refreshing change.
How would you, uh, feel about some bad ones this morning?
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn."
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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