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Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.05.02 07:48:00 -
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I found a guy mining in a navy apoc.
He wasn't very smart.
http://zedrikcayne.blogspot.com/2012/05/grand-theft-navy-apoc.html
TL;DR Version: There is a navy apoc contract up in Jita..someone go buy it. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
309
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Posted - 2012.05.02 07:59:00 -
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You're back!
Yaaaay'z!
All is now right with the world. Braaaaaaaiiin... |
Rond Dorlezahn
Tri Star Industries Li3 Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.05.02 08:02:00 -
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...my God. |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
116
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Posted - 2012.05.02 08:08:00 -
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Lyrrashae wrote:You're back!
Yaaaay'z!
All is now right with the world.
I never left..but someone else managed to find the dumb people. This time...I found him first. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
Miregar Shakor
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2012.05.02 08:50:00 -
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Dear God... |
Zarere
Team Pizza Viro Mors Non Est
35
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Posted - 2012.05.02 08:58:00 -
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Finally some real content on C&P again. |
Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil Mining For Profit Alliance
210
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Posted - 2012.05.02 09:14:00 -
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My last dealings involving a navy apoc were when I sold one for... ca. 350K.
That's right, "K" not "M."
"This order is 99% below average..." - "Screw you let's do this... Wait, what?... NOOOOO!"
vOv |
Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
37
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Posted - 2012.05.02 10:13:00 -
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This thread is so awesome I can't even comprehend. The Mach would've been a sweet kill aswell. 49mil on hand aye? People never seem to have a reasonable amount of ISK on them these days.. In Manticore we Trust |
Corbin Blair
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
115
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Posted - 2012.05.02 11:13:00 -
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I love you in a totally nongay way. |
Drunein
Lockheed Nighthawk
4
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Posted - 2012.05.02 11:41:00 -
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Best read on C&P in quite some time. Well done sir.
+1 |
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Kaaeliaa
Frikt Ikke
14
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Posted - 2012.05.02 12:49:00 -
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Sweet Raptor Jesus, that is a very impressive amount of dumb on that guy's part. Flying around in a Navy Apoc and a Mach, with 49 mil in the bank...looks like someone never learned the first two rules of EVE.
It's really too bad you didn't get the killmail. ISK will come and go, but the epic lulz will last forever. At least we have this thread.
Well played, OP. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
350
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Posted - 2012.05.02 12:54:00 -
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Damn nice...
Although I would have popped it since it is only a few hundred mil and looks much nicer on a KB. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy African |
Naga Elohim
Aeras Krekan Syndicate
15
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Posted - 2012.05.02 13:16:00 -
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I cried laughing. Thanks for a good morning laugh!
"C'mon bro let me live...pwwweeeeese? U can haz 49 mil." lol |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
118
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Posted - 2012.05.02 13:20:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Damn nice...
Although I would have popped it since it is only a few hundred mil and looks much nicer on a KB.
The killboard bling would have been epically nice. But when someone ejects and runs like that (If you haven't threatened the pod)..they are only doing one thing: Reshipping.
And there was no way the pop-gun laser I was using was going to chew through the remaining armor before the reship occurred.
So I'll take the next story to tell in the bars. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
51
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Posted - 2012.05.02 15:11:00 -
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Holy god.
Bless you, good Sir, for saving that Apoc from its horrbly abusive and undeniably moronic owner. I'm sure its new owner, no matter how lame, will be a vast improvement.
Also: How does someone that stupid remember to breath? Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Kazacy
BACKFIRE Squad S O L A R I S
21
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Posted - 2012.05.02 15:45:00 -
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unfortunately the forum allows me to give you only +1, but oh boy was a very good read. maybe a wardec in the future?
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Ashrun Dir
Love for You Forsaken.Empire
3
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Posted - 2012.05.02 15:55:00 -
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Bump for a hilariously good story. |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.05.02 16:31:00 -
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Kazacy wrote:unfortunately the forum allows me to give you only +1, but oh boy was a very good read. maybe a wardec in the future?
If only one could dec an NPC corp.
I have another story from last night. Which actually ended in kabooms. But this guy came along before I put it up. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2012.05.02 16:41:00 -
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After three years of reading stuff like this I have to say... it's pretty boring now. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2126
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Posted - 2012.05.02 18:52:00 -
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I'm surprised that someone with the smarts to fly a mining napoc turned out to be such a cretin.
I nano fit mine so I could scoot from roid to roid with grace and speed. A 3km/s mining battleship was a thing of beauty. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
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Vincenzo DiFrancesco
The Fancy Hats Corporation
8
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Posted - 2012.05.02 19:13:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne wrote:
I never left..but someone else managed to find the dumb people. This time...I found him first.
Yeah, I'm stuck out in Metropolis. Nice catch.
Had some of my brethren catch a pair of unpiloted Orcas, though. :P
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Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
129
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Posted - 2012.05.02 19:57:00 -
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Vincenzo DiFrancesco wrote:Zedrik Cayne wrote:
I never left..but someone else managed to find the dumb people. This time...I found him first.
Yeah, I'm stuck out in Metropolis. Nice catch. Had some of my brethren catch a pair of unpiloted Orcas, though. :P
Yes, I saw that...lucky buggers.
I managed to catch my own earlier. But it was not empty when I got there. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
549
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Posted - 2012.05.03 03:31:00 -
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You saved a navy apoc from a fate worse then destruction from a noobship |
GhostDragoon
Incertae Sedis Cascade Imminent
7
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Posted - 2012.05.03 08:48:00 -
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Well done man....
+1 |
Ketov Aktar
Grey Wolff Valhalla demolition and industrial
2
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Posted - 2012.05.03 08:49:00 -
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Bazinggaa!!!!
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Tara Read
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
39
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Posted - 2012.05.03 08:56:00 -
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This made my day.... I tip my hat to you good sir.
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Mallak Azaria
xX-Crusader-Xx
75
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Posted - 2012.05.03 09:24:00 -
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Upon seeing this, I wasn't really impressed.
I read further & saw that you were in an Iteron V.
I am now impressed. |
Ravnik
The Phoenix Rising P R I M E
22
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Posted - 2012.05.03 09:35:00 -
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Good read, made my morning! Well done sir. +1
After a failed career as a comedian i decided to take up piloting. My flying techniques have got more laughs than my jokes ever did.....
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ApollonicShadow
Forever Reborn Pineal Squeegee Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.05.03 09:51:00 -
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Hats off to you mate, good job!!!
Too many pilots with too much ISK and not enough brain cells |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
137
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Posted - 2012.05.04 06:38:00 -
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It gets even better. I went afk off station. When I came back..there was this wreck there...named the same thing that his Mach had been named..
If you head back to the story..check out the edit at the bottom. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
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