Chalmecatecuchtlz
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Posted - 2012.05.04 02:20:00 -
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Firstly, would like to through shoutout to Trink! Hope to see you and the boys this weekend.
In our time, we have encountered some derps and derped ourselves... To share a couple:
1. A while back, a friend and I were scouting out a highsec for some new members and stumbled upon an offlined Fade 2 Black tower in a C4. We decided to pop the internals, and out pops some Battleships, so Battlecruisers, odds and ends and a Chimera. Jumping in the Chimera, we proceded to evict Fade 2 Black with their own ships.
2. R&K dropped an Armor Gang on us in our Pulsar...
3. The other day, we had a lowsec K162 open into our static C5. Some lowsec pubbie rolled in to the hole in a shifit Ferox, which we killed. Then we went out into their lowsec and they convo'd me to apologize for them coming into "our space". They then paid the 100 million wormhole encroachment fine I informed them about, and they promised to stay out of "our space forever".
4. A good friend of mine decided to live nomadically for a while. So he jumped his Archon from WH to WH until eventually he and his scout were separated. He then figured he might aswell safe spot his Archon and kick out a scanner to scout himself. This worked for a while until someone found and lifted his Archon while he was scouting ahead.
5. Same friend decided to leroy his Nightmare into a critical hole, collapsing it. Then scouted himself out while being chased the entire time by hostiles. He had no cloak. He survived.
6. Different friend, who played with the assistance of cannabis frequently, after rolling about a dozen holes with us one night, decided it was time to crash out... So he jumped into our static and logged off.
7. Lastly, was a bust on me.. Sorta. Last night, some of our guys were running sites in our static C5. The locals didn't seem to mind and even logged on a Rorqual and was moving around. Our scout noticed that the login spot for the Rorqual was in a Small POS with no defenses. Just the stick and shield. He then saw the Rorqual warp to another POS to compress some Ore. I jump my Phobos in and warped to the scout after he sets me up with a spot 50 km off the Small POS and I bubble up. Everyone else thinks that he won't warp back with us all in there, so they escalate another site. Just as they do, our scout informs me that he is warping to me. And... I caught him. I get him for a bil, and then everyone but the Chimera warp to me and start pounding on him. The Chimera begins struggling with the sleeper escalation, and we have the RR Tengus go back, killing our DPS on the Rorq. I am tabbed over on another character trolling the Rorq in local, as he is at 50% structure. I then tab over to my Phobos to see that he had been attackin it with Gardes the whole time... derp. - Phobos, it happened.
The good news was that I got a bil and he still lost the Rorqual. He was proud of his 4 bil in losses, since it was his first kill. Kudos to positivity. And with that, I have shared the derps, both local and afar. |