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Malception
Cosmology Deadly Unknown
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Posted - 2012.05.17 17:31:00 -
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Kalel Nimrott wrote:Someone looking for j134132 in the forums. I'm sure this isn't the last we'll see of J134132 in this thread. |
Malception
Cosmology Deadly Unknown
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Posted - 2012.07.02 16:11:00 -
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In the name of the unknown, the cosmic anomaly and the K162. My last confession was... I've never actually confessed.
May my fellow wormholers forgive my sins(but I know you'll only exploit them and that is the only way I will learn my lesson).
I have committed the two most dire sins of w-space. I didn't post a watch on the wormhole and I didn't keep my eyes on dscan and... and then... I ran my sites.
We lost a Dominix, Nighthawk, two Noctis (nocti?), a Helios and a Chimera to a gang of Prots and some lesser w-space ships.
Congratulations on your fat loot, gentlemen. Thankyou for the lesson and I will be seeing each of you sooner or later.
-Mal |
Malception
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.10 19:07:00 -
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I sense a bit of dissention in the ranks. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.09.18 18:39:00 -
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^^ awesome. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.09.25 19:55:00 -
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Kalel Nimrott wrote:My firts orca, a 17bill orca.
I saw it. True story. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.10.15 15:24:00 -
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So yesterday afternoon I was patrolling part of our WH chain in my Helios. We had an incoming C6 which was connected to a C4.
Like any scout worth his pod does when he enters a new wspace system, I started fapping I hit dscan and the thing glitched out on me, filling up multiple pages worth of Caldari Shuttles. I hit dscan again to try to clear up whatever was screwing up my scanner and the same thing happened.
Dscan. Shuttles.
Dscan. Shuttles.
Damn, I guess there's just about a hundred shuttles sitting in that POS. I pin down the POS. But there are no bubbles and no shuttles. Interesting.
I warp to a nearby moon just for good measure and "OMGWTFSOMEGETSOMESTEALTHBOMBERS" on comms!!!
There's about 150 shuttles in two perfect little blobs floating at this moon. I start checking pilot tags and they're all owned by some bear who's still online at that POS I just checked out.
Oh, the tears that would soon be shed. Tears of unfathomable sadness as kill mails and loss notifications flood his mailbox.
Two of our corp's stealth bombers roll in, chomping at the bit to blow their loads all over this dude's shuttles.
Once we finished scouting the system and made sure this wasn't some sort of Lex Luthor-level elaborate trap we unleashed the hounds.
There were clouds of rolling explosions and then I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bears suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Glorious. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.11.15 15:58:00 -
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Resurrected. I'll let the fail displayed on the killmails speak for itself, but some additional info is needed.
After jumping into yet another C4 I went through the obligatory intel gathering. Quite a few ships on dscan and an active POS. Warped to POS and reported on ships. Looked at dscan. Looked at POS. Dscan.
O.o
Orca and a few other squishies on dscan are not at the POS. The gears of destruction grind into action as I drop probes and get a lock on the targets. Warped onto grid and sure enough these guys are killing space-rocks. The gang is in warp so I decloak and bump the orca. Our bubbles ships land, we spread gratuitous points for maximum KM whoring and proceed to have our way with these guys.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205619 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205620 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205630 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205649 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205857 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205639 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205642 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15205646
And then, to our amasement, one of their guys left in system but who'd been POS'd up the entire time accepted a fleet invite allowing us to warp him around the system. Sadly, he kept cancelling the warp. Strangely, he stayed in fleet for about 5 minutes. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2013.01.23 20:50:00 -
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Well played, TALUN. Well played. |
Malception
Cold Moon Destruction Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2013.04.11 13:41:00 -
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Good thing I already dropped a deuce this morning, otherwise I would've crapped myself at work after seeing that KM. |
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