Try opening a window and letting some of the Cheeto dust out every once in a while. It's done wonders for my cats' respiratory health.

Nice change of pace from every other goon post will read again

I prefer This

I prefer men.

The only crime committed here is that of neglect of housework.

Break out the vaccum cleaner wench, this will, if carried out correctly, cease the kitten sneezes.

God made women smaller than men so they can go into and out of the vaccum cupboard more efficiently.

Snap to it grimey woman.

Apologies dearest goon, please send me 200m isk as a service bond ( returnable) and I will ensure that my previous bad post os removed. The isk is wholy refundable and is to allow for the server admins to move the text about to the recycle bin of your chosing.

Once the text is in it's desired recycle bin, the isk will be refunded in full.

Violence towards my species results in severe repercussions.

Well, being as how I quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack (which I dare not mention as it's too upsetting to even think about) Kitten Aids

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!

I'll be sending an in game bill for my pubbie nonsense.

ok m8 gud 2 now u're on teh case c u on teh bottlefolds w/ ur toonies ill be sending all my iskies o7o/

awww...you went to so much trouble! That's adorable

Your avatar is very pretty and I am secretly somewhat jealous about it so I figured I would mock you in a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego but it didn't work because I just took another look at it and those eyes just cut deep into the core of me such that now all of these words are tumbling out and making quite an uproarious mess I am so sorry please don't get uncomfortable I didn't mean it to be like this why are you running way come back here woman I am not done talking why are you acting like that can't you see that our love is forever look what you made me do now stop crying this is your fault I just wanted to talk and oh god the blood won't stop somebody help me.

translation:* "get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich!"

Tomcat has taken the case.

This will be dealt with.

Hello there space friend please join the +rep circle jerk.

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, buddy

In totaly unrelated news, my puppy had knee surgery and has to be carried up and down the stairs. :(

Hello friends my name is Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I have interrupted my war on the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Spiced Rum to bring you this breaking news about the status of my kitten whose name is Mittens. Not to be confused with The Mittani, whom is a homo sapiens of Caucasoid coloring with black fur, Mittens the kitten is a felis catus of black and gray tabby coloring with white marking on her paws. Mittens is a joyful and playful kitten whose life is a carousel of wonder and naps; but, recently she has taken to sneezing. I have noticed her sneeze at least twice today, and I fear that she may have been the victim of some sort of cat-terrorism perpetrated by the much older and far more crafty Bojangles, what is also a felis catus but of orange tabby coloring. I will give all my +rep and all my fives to anyone willing to investigate this crime against my kitten and mete out great vengeance and furious anger upon whomsoever shall be found responsible.

If anyone reading this thread happens to be a pet psychologist or perhaps a veterinary student, I would love to know why my cats behave in that particular way. Wikipedia is not giving me much information in the way of cat behavior outside of mood signals and mating behavior.