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Elleanora
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Posted - 2009.04.12 22:59:00 -
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I am a scammer.
Infact, I consider myself one of the best scammers operating in Jita local these days. On a set day if I decide to start scamming I am definately going to make somewhere between 700mill and 1.3 bill within 2 hours of work. Many people in Jita already know my name... though this does not stop me from making my isk but only inflates my epeen. Anyway, I have decided to do something new.
Offer: - 1 x Seminar with ME [ELLEANORA] in which I will be giving you 1 hour of my secrets and techniques
Price: - 200 Million isk per person. This is for a 1 hour seminar and will be required UPFRONT before your name fills the slot.
Venue: - Special ingame channel that I will make prior to the session. Session will be at 6-7pm GMT. This will mean that anyone should be able to attend from anywhere in New Eden.
FAQ:
Q. How do I know your not going to scam me of my 200 mill isk? A. You don't - but I am not going to try and convince you that im not going to. All I will say is that this is a genuine seminar offer and I will be expecting feedback on this thread after the seminar.
Q. How can I be sure your a scammer as good as you say you are? A. Ask in Jita local if anyone has heard my name..
Q. Why are you bothering to teach this seminar if you make as much as you say you do? A. I never stop looking for easy ways of making money. I consider this an easy way of making money. But do not misinterpret that as a 'this is a waste of YOUR money'... because I assure you that an hour of my time can be worth much much more to you than a mere 200 mill.
Slots Available: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
I understand the need for confidentiality so if you would like to send me an eve mail ingame from your main or just post with an alt in the thread then I can add you to the list.
On a final note a brief bit of advertising to tantilize you all... this could be the best 200 mill you ever spend.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:15:00 -
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i can offer teaching scam just for 190M. --- Free ISK. No scam, for REAL!!! |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong i can offer teaching scam just for 190M.
Props to the Bai on this, i broke 1bn isk last week thanks to his advice.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Elleanora
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:24:00 -
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Ok...
Most people 'get' a scam. You see hundreds of contracts in local and 95% of the people will open them and go 'yea thats a scam... i get it'. The other 5% probably will not, and may get scammed.
Now.. just because YOU are in that 95% of people that 'get the scam' doesnt mean you are a good scammer yourself. You have probably even tried scamming using the same technique as someone else who was apparently making LOADS AND LOADS OF ISK that way... but you made no money by just copying them.
Some scams like contract scams require no effort and no skill and can be made by anyone. These are not what I am offering to teach people in my seminar. What I will be teaching people is how to talk.. specific words and ways of talking/acting in private conversations that will trick people into beleiving you in a way that they will actually SEND you large quantities of isk. Many people will claim they can show you how to scam but the truth of it is.. they are only just another one of the other 95% of people that 'get the scam' and dont really know how to perform it or pull it off.
I can perform it. I can pull it off. And I can teach.... for 200 Mill :)
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General Wiggles
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:32:00 -
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I can vouch for Elleanora, Jita's best scammer. I got had pretty darn easily.
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Cynosural Steve
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Posted - 2009.04.13 00:24:00 -
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This guy seems legit.
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Lombax
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Posted - 2009.04.13 00:24:00 -
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My sensors detect alot of EPIC FAIL and alot of NOOB in this topic.
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Pboyt
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: Pboyt on 13/04/2009 01:20:21 hmmm
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Elleanora
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lombax My sensors detect alot of EPIC FAIL and alot of NOOB in this topic.
This thread is what it is. Please do not waste time by writing words that mean/add nothing.
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Coffee Injection
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Posted - 2009.04.13 02:01:00 -
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Edited by: Coffee Injection on 13/04/2009 02:01:33
inject it into your eyeballs |
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Smirna Auff
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Posted - 2009.04.13 03:30:00 -
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Edited by: Smirna Auff on 13/04/2009 03:30:23 Posting to confirm that this guy's seminar is legit. I got taught on 4/13/09 at 6-7 GMT and learned much. Would recommend again. Excellent service. A+++
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Shen Rackham
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Posted - 2009.04.13 06:33:00 -
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I like your style Elleanora.
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Elleanora
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Posted - 2009.04.13 12:21:00 -
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4 Slots still available.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.13 16:27:00 -
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Ooh you filled a slot. Have fun talking to your alt.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.13 16:42:00 -
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wow nice endorsements from your alts! ---
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.13 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Cynosural Steve This guy seems legit.
i mean like, Caldari Achura toon named Cynosural Steve is definitely not a cyno alt right? ---
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2009.04.13 17:15:00 -
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Edited by: Nubbin King on 13/04/2009 17:17:06
I think this picture pretty much sums up my feelings on this.
----- I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you: BOW DOWN! |
MErky Lady
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Posted - 2009.04.13 18:15:00 -
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What!?
....I thought I was the best scammer
(inventor of the current scams in jita ie. ,999)
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FarosWarrior
Amarr Sonnema
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Posted - 2009.04.13 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lombax My sensors detect alot of EPIC FAIL and alot of NOOB in this topic.
o/ lom
and... scamming is simple and you wont need 200m for it and get scammed that way xD
cheers, Faros
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Pipecock Jackxon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:22:00 -
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nice :D this scam is way better than the Jita 29,999,999 isk scams...
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.14 11:04:00 -
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To be fair (and I rarely am reasonable) at least your putting some sort of effort into this, albeit a minimal amount.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:21:00 -
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So how did the tutorial go? ---
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Chuck Sands
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:53:00 -
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This is the best thread i have ever read. I love internets.
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Elleanora
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Posted - 2009.04.16 13:34:00 -
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So basically it never happened. One person had signed up for it and turned up. I decided to do a 1 on 1 seminar for that person that lasted for just over an hour and i did not ask for any isk just feedback.
I received suprisngly good feedback.
I was contacted a few days later by another person that wanted to learn from me and had apparently been looking for me... though im really not that hard to find because im always in jita lol. Anyway I took the original student and this new student directly into a 'practical' session where we actively performed scams making a total of 480 mill in about 2 hours work.. not fantastic but the students learned a lot.
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