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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 23/04/2009 02:18:52
In this thread, we attempt to explain Garmonism to me.
Can you have multiple wives? Do you have to treat your neighbour as you treat yourself etc etc.
A gold star and perhaps an icecream with sprinkles will be awarded for the most informative post.
edit: and on a different tangent, why are people from Canada called Canadians?
Americans aren't called Americians, but Australians are called Australia.
I propose that Canada be henceforth called Canadia.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:27:00 -
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first.
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:30:00 -
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Edited by: Mickey Simon on 30/05/2009 02:29:00
 Originally by: Bai ZongTong
first.
A gold star for you!!!
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E Phoenix
The New Eden Syndicate
IMPERIUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:39:00 -
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Edited by: E Phoenix on 23/04/2009 02:39:08
First note... people from Australia are called Australians or Ozzies, not the other way round.. 
Garmonism states that you can have multiple wifes, but they must never meet each other including the imaginary wifes. Just like real life really (Lana you're the only one for me though babe  ).
I second the vote to change Canada to Canadia... does also mean Moose would be changed to Mooseia?
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English Pirate... Yaarpp, I mean Yaarr
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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:44:00 -
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Originally by: E Phoenix
Edited by: E Phoenix on 23/04/2009 02:39:08
First note... people from Australia are called Australians or Ozzies, not the other way round..
A minor mistake in an otherwise brilliant post. My error has been corrected!
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I second the vote to change Canada to Canadia... does also mean Moose would be changed to Mooseia?
I'm not quite sure about Mooseia, that seems a little odd.
If you do support changing the name of Canada to Canadia so that the world makes more sense, please eve-mail your support to Duncan Tanner.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:47:00 -
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If you support the notion of changing Canada to Canadia, (i actually call canada that sometimes irl  )
Please support Larkonis Trassler for CSM. I am sure Canadia's name change is on his agenda.
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
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E Phoenix
The New Eden Syndicate
IMPERIUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 02:56:00 -
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I'll vote for him if you send me 500mil... my vote is for sale.
Canadia is a beautiful country and I'm hoping that by changing the name maybe I can sneak out of Australia and in to Canadia without them noticing! 
Haven't visited since 1998 so another trip is long overdue.
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English Pirate... Yaarpp, I mean Yaarr
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:13:00 -
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Garmonism is the first person shooter of sexual practices. Anything anyone else presents as a description of "Garmonism" is a filthy lie.
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Requiescat
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:19:00 -
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no one can be told what garmonism is
you have to see it for yourself
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let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:29:00 -
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4;30 am here so just imagine I just wrote a awesome post, you laughed, and you think isn't that garmon guy p cool and funny
I remember threads like these was happening on a daily basis a few months ago and every one got so ****ed although I wasn't behind any of them
Join channel Garmonism if you're interested in the ops to TAKE PROVIDENCE
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:33:00 -
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Also can we really stop this fanboy attitude, its been going on for a while now and im tired of it 
Unless you're a girl irl
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
4;30 am here so just imagine I just wrote a awesome post, you laughed, and you think isn't that garmon guy p cool and funny
I remember threads like these was happening on a daily basis a few months ago and every one got so ****ed although I wasn't behind any of them
Join channel Garmonism if you're interested in the ops to TAKE PROVIDENCE
ffs goto bed.
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
4;30 am here so just imagine I just wrote a awesome post, you laughed, and you think isn't that garmon guy p cool and funny
I remember threads like these was happening on a daily basis a few months ago and every one got so ****ed although I wasn't behind any of them
Join channel Garmonism if you're interested in the ops to TAKE PROVIDENCE
OMG garmon you're unbanned.
We're like some sort of tag team, only I'm worse at forums and PVP.
PS don't get banned for another 87 days.
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Requiescat
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:40:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
Also can we really stop this fanboy attitude, its been going on for a while now and im tired of it
Unless you're a girl irl
i would get a sex change if you told me to garmon
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let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:42:00 -
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Lark, I just got back from a 180 day ban, the next one will be permanent
anyway im off to bed
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
Also can we really stop this fanboy attitude, its been going on for a while now and im tired of it
Unless you're a girl irl
I win!
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2009.04.23 03:53:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
Lark, I just got back from a 180 day ban, the next one will be permanent
I'll put 100mil ISK on it happening in the next 3 weeks.
Taxman VII: Kingdom of Vlad
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.23 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Garmon
Lark, I just got back from a 180 day ban, the next one will be permanent
I'll put 100mil ISK on it happening in the next 3 weeks.
Absolutely no one will take you up on that bet..
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gpfault
Divine Retribution
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.04.23 05:56:00 -
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Edited by: gpfault on 23/04/2009 05:58:22
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Garmon
Lark, I just got back from a 180 day ban, the next one will be permanent
I'll put 100mil ISK on it happening in the next 3 weeks.
Absolutely no one will take you up on that bet..
Taking you up on this to spite Lana. If Garmon is still unbanned on the 14th of may I win.
Originally by: Mickey Simon
In this thread, we attempt to explain Garmonism to me.
Can you have multiple wives? Do you have to treat your neighbour as you treat yourself etc etc.
A gold star and perhaps an icecream with sprinkles will be awarded for the most informative post.
Basicly it's a cult of personality focused around Garmon because of the garmonation movies and a series of epic troll threads which gave C&P a giant collective hardon for him. I can't be arsed digging up the threads, but someone linked the movies earlier. Speaking of which, when's garmonation 7 coming?
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Requiescat
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 06:03:00 -
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alls i know is garmon lost an awful lot of taranises.
he warrior for genos
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let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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MrChook
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.04.23 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: gpfault
Basicly it's a cult of personality focused around Garmon because of the garmonation movies and a series of epic troll threads which gave C&P a giant collective hardon for him. I can't be arsed digging up the threads, but someone linked the movies earlier. Speaking of which, when's garmonation 7 coming?
This ^^
I'll add though that a lot of people didn't seem to get it. I've been on several of Garmon's roams and to be honest it's probably the most fun I've had in this game. The comedy on vent and the smack in local often had me to a point where I could hardly breathe due to laughing so hard.
Also really opened my eyes to what can be done with small, cheap ships.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: MrChook
The comedy on vent
i bet yous making fun of me accent... 
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
MrChook
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.04.23 07:59:00 -
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Edited by: MrChook on 23/04/2009 07:59:45
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: MrChook
The comedy on vent
i bet yous making fun of me accent...
Not at all, Nexus and CHED have much funnier accents. And I can't even understand half of what Garmon says most of the time
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Tildes own
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: MrChook
Edited by: MrChook on 23/04/2009 07:59:45
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: MrChook
The comedy on vent
i bet yous making fun of me accent...
Not at all, Nexus and CHED have much funnier accents. And I can't even understand half of what Garmon says most of the time
:<
To be fair I find vent pretty hilarious too, just the constant back and forth of who sucks the most at EVE owns p hard
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.04.23 11:53:00 -
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Garmonism is worship of 'The Pilot' whose name is Garmon. His exploits in the battlewagon rupture, armor tanked fleet stabber, and other seemingly lol-fit ships are semi-legendary on the forums.
Garmonism worship can cause rapid loss of sec status as the attempt to emulate the coming of the light (ship explosions) and the similar forum warrioring that went with it in the form of half un-intelligable babbling about being a warrior for his wife.
Pamphlets are available as a limited publication from me (I gathered most of them from the bus-stations in various seedy low-sec stations when they were first printed) for a mere 150 million isk. Actual copies of 'Garmonism: The Way of The Pilot' are much more rare, and will require a minimum of one billion isk. But are filled with various anecdotes about the battlewagon rupture, fitting advice, and ways to impress your wife.
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Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 12:08:00 -
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What do you call the French...
I mean... He's a French guy, but he's not a French... ugh?
The Bulbasaur Wizard
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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Tildes own
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 13:35:00 -
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It's not a cult of personality, Garmon just has a big ego :((((((((
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CHED
Genos Occidere
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.23 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Tildes own
It's not a cult of personality, Garmon just has a big ego :((((((((
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Tildes own
It's not a cult of personality, Garmon just has a big egg :((((((((
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.23 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: Tildes own
It's not a cult of personality, Garmon just has a big egg :((((((((
He showed it to me once.. I was truly awe struck.
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