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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:14:00 -
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Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:28:00 -
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Welcome to the world of level 1 missions. Your future as an ISK-farming CNR pilot begins today.
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:29:00 -
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I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:31:00 -
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Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 01:32:30
Originally by: Dirk Magnum Welcome to the world of level 1 missions. Your future as an ISK-farming CNR pilot begins today.
I heard there is another mission asking for a ham-sandwich. Can someone confirm this?
They forgot to add the "Get your own smokes a$$hole" button to the choices.
Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one
no, it's legit
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Obsidian Dagger
Weak and Fee-bile
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:32:00 -
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I've been offered, if not this *exact* mission, then one VERY like it.
It's a very basic level 1 courier mission, and I never accepted the stupid things. I wanted to make rats blow up!
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Valkazm
Amarr Russian Specnaz Red Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:34:00 -
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lol if thats true its the funniest thing i have seen in other games your this hero doing small quests here your just another grunt trying to work your way up the company ladder.
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Spurty
Caldari Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:38:00 -
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Apparently, your caliber = "GOOFER"
I'll have a Cuppa tea and a Sammich when you get back.
Here 25000 credits for the tea bag.
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Thus I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
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Governor LePetomane
Rock Ridge Brokerage Solutions
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Posted - 2009.04.25 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon I sense that the PhotoShop gods had a hand in this one
What, you never got the pack of smokes mission? I love that mission, it's so rude.
Definitely beats the way they kiss your butt and fawn all over you when you've got 8+ standing. "Oh Governor LePetomane, how glorious that you've allowed us to bask in your magnificent presence! Thank you Governor, thank you! If you'd just asplode some Blood Raiders for me I feel I could die a happy man! Do you think you might possibly consider sleeping with my most unworthy wife?"
I never do get a harumph out of that guy though.
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 02:18:00 -
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Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 02:20:05
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Taak Coram
Gallente Cursed Souls Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.04.25 02:22:00 -
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Edited by: Taak Coram on 25/04/2009 02:22:01
Originally by: Neo Omni Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 02:20:05
The second Item Objective made me lol.
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Dmian
Gallente Gallenterrorisme
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Posted - 2009.04.25 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Dmian on 25/04/2009 02:50:29 I got that mission a couple of times. It's better than the one you have to fetch the gift for the agent's sister. Or the storyline mission where you have to get 999 units of Veldspar. If only I could negotiate a bigger reward when the cigarettes are in my power... ("What, you want your cigarettes?, add a zero to your offer and you can have your nicotine dose, you addict-head!")
Edit: as you see, he'll make you a better offer later. Was it the start of Epic Mission Arcs? ----
Originally by: Anne M. Lindbergh There is no sin punished more implacably by nature than the sin of resistance to change
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.04.25 03:52:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 02:20:05
/thread
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 14:37:00 -
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Any other stupid missions in this game?
Post them. Maybe CCp will do something about it.
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Illwill Bill
Svea Rike Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.25 14:52:00 -
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Edited by: Illwill Bill on 25/04/2009 14:52:38
Originally by: Neo Omni
Gigolo mission
I laughed. You could improve it by adding wine to the courier mission part. ^^
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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Kennyer
eXceed Inc. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.04.25 15:00:00 -
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rofl that plumbing one is brilliant
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Bestofworst
Gallente Thukk U
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Posted - 2009.04.25 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Edited by: Neo Omni on 25/04/2009 02:20:05
Combat mission, wait until the bed triggers have Caldari warp into the complex.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2009.04.25 19:40:00 -
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Cleaned.
Please do not post images directly into threads.
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Rakrist
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Posted - 2009.04.25 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Any other stupid missions in this game?
Post them. Maybe CCp will do something about it.
Well, all the ones where you have to fight the ******ed AI suck pretty hard. But I have feeling that's not what you were asking...
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Koori
LifeLine Solutions
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Posted - 2009.04.25 20:14:00 -
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Given the exchange rate of planetary currency to interstellar credit this guy is paying you ****load of cash to fetch some cigerettes :P Sounds like a perfect case of gallente s****waste of funds.
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.04.25 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Koori Given the exchange rate of planetary currency to interstellar credit this guy is paying you ****load of cash to fetch some cigerettes :P Sounds like a perfect case of gallente s****waste of funds.
Don't know. Rhode Island just increased the cost per pack to something like $8 or $9. Could be just that cigs are HEAVILY taxed in the future, and the only one's who can afford them are space billionaires ...
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Mission Briefing
wtf is that agent interface ... it haz colours wtf btw ***** vagina .... why the forum filter is sexist ?
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 21:50:00 -
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i miss the old agent interface with all the different responses instead of "ACCEPT" or "DECLINE" buttons....brng those responses back D: ======= Homeworld Hamachi Network
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Neo Omni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.25 22:43:00 -
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What happen to my plumber mission?
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2009.04.25 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Mission Briefing
Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.
given what some folks will do for cuban cigars it's not hard to see missions like this being commonplace. all it takes is an established player with a yen for fine tobacco to casually throw up a contract for what is to him a trifling bit of pocket change.
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.04.26 00:37:00 -
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Wait till you get the one with the dolls.
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Tanith YarnDemon
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Posted - 2009.04.26 00:40:00 -
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Whats... wrong with it?
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Benedikt Miloslav
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Posted - 2009.04.26 01:09:00 -
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You should do some pirate missions. They aren't necessarily bad, just hilarious.
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Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2009.04.26 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Kylar Renpurs on 26/04/2009 01:16:14 It is a distribution agent,,, they give courier missions, and if it's a level 1 mission it's about par for the course.
Personally, I'd like it better if courier missions had the occasional rat or two spawn and try to warp-scramble/jam you when you enter a system when doing this sort of thing,, much like old Frontier: Elite 2 style courier missions.
What's the cargo? "They're leaked military documents" What's the reward? "$10000" Why so much money? "The military will do anything to get these back"
Then when doing the mission, the next jump sees you intercepted by a bunch of military ships who won't take no for an answer.
Was always a pain to be intercepted by an Imperial Courier armed with an energy bomb when all you had was an Eagle MK2 :(
PS: Yeah, I want the different texyt options back too :( Maybe some people just didn't understand which was accept and which was reject.
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Sjobba
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Posted - 2009.04.26 01:18:00 -
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Originally by: Neo Omni Mission Briefing
Hard to beleive but someone at CCP actually got paid for coming up with this riveting, heart pounding mission.
The decline button is there for a reason
I actually like the way agents treat you at first... you don't get the good missions until you've done the grunt work first and earned their trust.
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Slapchop Gonnalovemynuts
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Posted - 2009.04.26 01:41:00 -
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EVERY ONE OF YOUR POSTS IS PURE GARBAGE, PLEASE STOP POSTING!!!!
YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT ENJOY EVE, AS YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE FORUMS DAILY COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU FEEL NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. MAYBE IT IS NOT THE GAME, MAYBE IT IS YOU.
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