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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.05.04 00:48:00 -
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Edited by: F''nog on 04/05/2009 00:48:47 Let's face it, Swine Flu isn't a good name. It's having a terrible effect on pigs all across the globe; hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of innocent sows are being killed because of ignorance and panic.
The government wants to rename it H1N1, but that's just boring.
So let's re-rename this deadly contagion after a true American hero, and the fifth greatest American in history*, Stephen Colbert. You know he deserves it, especially after that farce of a space station contest.
*Right after Jesus, George Washington, Reagan, and Dubya.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.04 00:55:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 04/05/2009 00:55:34 The Truth bout Swine FLu
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MooKids
Caldari The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.04 00:57:00 -
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Doubt he would want it named after him. Now a disease that attacked bears? I think he would be down for that.
On a side note, heard of an article recently where liberals and conservatives both believe Colbert is on there side? He is a uniter, not a divider, he should be our next president! -------------------------------- CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.04 01:21:00 -
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Who cares? Bacon is cheap!
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Evthron Macyntire
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:11:00 -
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"The swine epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs... The new swine flu can be spread by coughing, sneezing, or being bit by another werepig." ------------------------------ Sigs like this. |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2009.05.04 02:43:00 -
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I propose its renamed the Dubya flu.b -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles Zzz
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Posted - 2009.05.04 07:56:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 04/05/2009 00:55:34 The Truth bout Swine FLu
I prefer this one.
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Zaiyo Modi
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.05.04 09:50:00 -
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The notion of having a flu named after Stephen Colbert is imo an insult to his/that person.
What the hell is the OP thinking?
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Bish Ounen
Gallente Best Path Inc. Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.05.04 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: Zaiyo Modi The notion of having a flu named after Stephen Colbert is imo an insult to his/that person.
Heh. FINALLY something appropriate named after Colbert!
(Colbert is a moron and an unfunny one at that. The fact that so many people get their news and info from him just shows how far we have fallen as a civil and intelligent society.) Fix the Wardec System! Upgrade the Probing System! |
Terianna Eri
Amarr Scrutari
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Posted - 2009.05.04 11:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bish Ounen
Originally by: Zaiyo Modi The notion of having a flu named after Stephen Colbert is imo an insult to his/that person.
Heh. FINALLY something appropriate named after Colbert!
(Colbert is a moron and an unfunny one at that. The fact that so many people get their news and info from him just shows how far we have fallen as a civil and intelligent society.)
I actually find him to be pretty funny when I cba to watch TV. His book was a pretty good read.
Not the most interesting (and of course, not very informative) but not everyone shares your viewpoints __________________________________
Originally by: CCP Whisper Boo hoo. Cry some more.
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.05.05 09:37:00 -
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I hereby retract my OP. It has come to my attention that Swine Flu is no worse than the average flu, and the Colbert name should never be associated with anything average; only the best, biggest, baddest, etc.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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