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Posted - 2009.05.05 21:56:00 -
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Make it 200m, half now and half when you're safe and sound, and we'll have a deal.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 22:02:00 -
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 Originally by: terje
Originally by: Weight What
Make it 200m, half now and half when you're safe and sound, and we'll have a deal.
You need to find me first then we can discuss
I know already where you are, my friend - J154354, if I'm not much mistaken.
ISKs to this chappy please, and I shall leave my chalet with my St. Bernard rescue dog and his little keg of life-saving rum forthwith! 
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Posted - 2009.05.05 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker
Can I have some rum?
I shall swing by C&P to oblige, good sir, on my way to the wormhole
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Posted - 2009.05.07 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Ana Vyr
Why is the rum always gone?
My trusty St. Bernard and I are still on standby, miniature barrel of rum still intact, waiting for the cash transfer to take place so that we may leave the chalet and venture forth into the mounta...err wormholes in search of the client.
Sadly, it looks like he doesn't want the services of Weight What and his trusty resuce dog 
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Posted - 2009.05.07 18:11:00 -
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Also:
Originally by: terje
also some sticky on this would be nice ccp
lol
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Posted - 2009.05.07 18:14:00 -
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If Evolution is truly insane, why not just evolve yourself a probe launcher from your forehead and spawn a bunch of probes to find the way out?
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Posted - 2009.05.07 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: JitaBum
Originally by: terje
also some sticky on this would be nice ccp
I hope you get podded mercilessly
I am trying my utmost to save him, really I am, but he doesn't seem to be checking this forum very frequently.
Which is a bit odd if he is stuck in a WH, as I would be lurking and posting furiously. You know...with not having anything to do and all.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:08:00 -
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Edited by: Weight What on 07/05/2009 21:08:31
Originally by: terje
Thats a great story. You got anymore like that?
Sure! If you won't let me come and find you (I have already found about twenty or so WHs since we first spoke), allow me at least to regale you with some witticisms.
Originally by: Wormhole Haiku
Man stuck in wormhole
The tears fall like pink blossom
Why not accept help?
Or how about this?
Originally by: **** Poor WH Limerick
There was once a man called Terje,
He told me he was on the verge,
Of falling through a wormhole
And being labelled an *******,
And for him I made this dirge.
Hope these help to while away the hours! 
e: The St. Bernard is on the grassy knoll, with a sniper rifle
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:44:00 -
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Terje, are you still in the wormhole?
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:00:00 -
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Originally by: terje
Originally by: Weight What
Terje, are you still in the wormhole?
Indeed i am
I am going to waive the fee and attempt to find you today good sir. We cannot let piddling matters of finance stand in the way of your return to civilisation!
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lonzo Kincaid
Not only will i be amazed if he finds you, i'll be double amazed that he's not just pretending to look for you to waste your time.
How little you know.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: JitaBum
Originally by: Archa
heej terje, i found your wormhole.
i hope you are online after downtime.
greets
archa
I will pay 50m if you kill him instead
greets
I'll add another 150m to that and we can have a nice round ironic number.
greets
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