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Shab T'shet
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:04:00 -
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hardly a major accomplishment or anything to brag about. just some fun for me.
after a few minutes mucking around with probes in .8 i managed to lock in on a signature of a Thorax playing around in mission space. i have fond memories of my first rax. thinking i was tough as nails flying a big ol cruiser with some fancy medium weaps and a hold full of drones... such fond memories... So i decide to pop in and see what's goin on.
After switching out to a pvp frig i head up the raxs mish space. He's off in the distance fighting with some NPCs keeping himself entertained and doesn't seem to notice me. Since he's 60+km away without drones i figure i got a few minutes of free time before he can become a nuisance, so i decided to help myself to his fine loots. it's nothing to fancy, but you know... it's free. I like free. free good. He must have noticed me by now as he's entering in local "Hey, get lost. that's mine". Someone else in local replies "u slap the baby you get the prize! U GT LST!" (what does that even mean?? lol) which i just had to give him a lolz for. So my rax buddy invites me to convo.
######> you have been warned, leave. me> u slapped the baby? ######> i have kill rights now. final warning me> ...
i see my overview light up with three acolyteIs and he's still 50k away. the best part is that he's now ignoring the npcs and is heading straight for me. so i loot another wreck. and another.
me> You've been busy in here. wish i brought my salvager. ######> **** you noob. me> i'll leave for 2mill. that's a good deal! 40km... and he targets me. and FINALLY decides to take out the rats which were doggin him on the ride over.
me> hey, i found an AB. you should really get one of these!
35km and the drones Finally start to move in. time to play! I set myself up to orbit the rax at 35k, and finally get a target on him. He's got some armor dmg, but his sheilds are half... and... charging? hooray for shield rechargers LOL! He pops the final Rat and look, more NPCs spawn! his drones engage me. pew pew pew. launch my drone. light scout drones with low skills equate to a minor annoyance.
me> OMGZZZX you shots me. that's 3mill now. sweet deals! u give.
he launches two more drones and engages them with the rats!!! so i give it a couple of seconds until the rats are focused on my buddy and i swoop on in. set to orbit at 1km tackle and web him and open fire on his remaining and damaged drones. Now the rats open fire on buddy but he can hardly move or defend himself
#####> lame dude. me> 2.79 mill please!!
the rats must have drained his cap for me and are picking away at his armor.
#####> gfy. me> slap the baby you get the prize! #####> your mother would be ashamed of you
ok... don't talk about my mother. i FINALLY begin to fire on him and quickly bring him down to armor. dmg bleeding through to hull.
######> f*** fine. i give up. I cease fire. me> monies please. plus an extra mill for my mom.
my wallet flashes and i find the dude short changed me. that dirty little... i'm going to shoot you soo much!! *pop* wait.. wth?
me> rats ftw!!! me> 2 mill and an apology to my mother and i'll let your pod go.
no luck. he must have been spamming that warp button cuz he was off before i finished typing.
me> thanks for playing. :D and he left chat.
oh cruiser noobs. how i love thee. <3
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Yakoff
Alcatraz Inc. THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:12:00 -
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So, did you tell your mommy this story? Was she proud of you. Did she give you a cookie?
Come on, need more details. ___ It deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef. |
Shab T'shet
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Yakoff So, did you tell your mommy this story? Was she proud of you. Did she give you a cookie?
Come on, need more details.
yes. cookies were delicious. and plenty to share.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar 37th Capital Fleet Screaming Eagles Gang Bang Theory
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:15:00 -
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What kind of cookies?
~~~ Usual Gamer Alias: NakieoN ~~~
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Varesk
Gallente Letiferi Praedones
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Shab T'shet
me> hey, i found an AB. you should really get one of these!
LOL
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.05.07 16:43:00 -
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Can i haff coookies pl0x.
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Arkerius
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Posted - 2009.05.07 19:20:00 -
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fail rax fails :(
I ALMOST want to feel bad for the guy...but at least now he knows that Player frigs won't pop like those squishy NPC ones.
You've taught this person a very valuable lesson Shab...don't **** with the frigs...that or being able to fly a ship is very different from being able to fly it effectively.
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Shab T'shet
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Posted - 2009.05.07 21:46:00 -
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Originally by: Arkerius fail rax fails :(
I ALMOST want to feel bad for the guy...but at least now he knows that Player frigs won't pop like those squishy NPC ones.
You've taught this person a very valuable lesson Shab...don't **** with the frigs...that or being able to fly a ship is very different from being able to fly it effectively.
oh damn... i didn't want to teach him a lesson. I wanted to kill him, steal his stuff, and laugh at him... shab fail.
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Venetian Tar
Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Shab T'shet
me> hey, i found an AB. you should really get one of these!
Quality.
Nice read up, would do it again if my eyes didn't hurt from all the beer last night
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Varesk
Originally by: Shab T'shet
me> hey, i found an AB. you should really get one of these!
LOL
I lol'd also.
Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis |
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Mahes Ra
Caldari and United Breweries The Firm.
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Posted - 2009.05.08 04:45:00 -
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lol nice one
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.05.08 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Shab T'shet
me> hey, i found an AB. you should really get one of these!
Gold!!!
-= NightShifter =- "Hilarious Griefing Engine" |
XXhermesXX
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Posted - 2009.05.08 06:08:00 -
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Battleship noobs are better, imho.
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Dracoknight
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Posted - 2009.05.08 06:38:00 -
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Mission noobs in general is usally fun...
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Versipellis
Caldari ETERNAL LUX
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Posted - 2009.05.08 07:02:00 -
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cruiser noobs are always good subjects for fun read.. gj
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Chatte Noire
Gallente PepperPark Deep Space Operations
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:41:00 -
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Edited by: Chatte Noire on 08/05/2009 10:41:48
Originally by: XXhermesXX Battleship noobs are better, imho.
Maybe I like to blow up my battleships on purpose? Ever thought of that? HAVE YOU? HAH?
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Nico Terces
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Posted - 2009.05.08 10:55:00 -
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Thought that killrights do not allow you to pod people in 0.8 space. Did concord destroy your awesome pvp ship? Do you also lie to your mom? I bet she's really ashamed of you now.
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Sjobba
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Posted - 2009.05.08 17:21:00 -
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I never got the attraction of picking on noobs... It's kind of like picking fights with ten-year-olds. No real competition.
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MrChook
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.05.09 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Sjobba I never got the attraction of picking on noobs... It's kind of like picking fights with ten-year-olds. No real competition.
Unless you are 9... just saying. Or maybe 11 but a bit of a runt?
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2009.05.09 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Sjobba I never got the attraction of picking on noobs... It's kind of like picking fights with ten-year-olds. No real competition.
Aye unless they drop good loot, I generally don't enjoy killing noobs.
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adriaans
Amarr Ankaa.
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Posted - 2009.05.09 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Nico Terces Thought that killrights do not allow you to pod people in 0.8 space. Did concord destroy your awesome pvp ship? Do you also lie to your mom? I bet she's really ashamed of you now.
they don't, but people fell for it way back in time -sig- Support the introduction of Blaze crystals for Amarr!
Originally by: UMEE if ure another fotm re-roller, then dont pvp. you'll fail.
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Doc Mexallon
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:17:00 -
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You got lucky that the none of the new spawn targeted you, really... but it was a good read! Thanks =)
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Space Dolemite
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.05.10 11:50:00 -
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why did you feel this deserved a thread
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.10 12:46:00 -
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Shame you didn't get to pop the pod in .8 space......that would have been much cooler...
If you get the chance in the future, let us know how that works out for you.
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Shab T'shet
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Posted - 2009.05.11 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Space Dolemite why did you feel this deserved a thread
i felt that the forums needed more threads for you to read through.
Next i have an epic tale of jumping through one gate, warping to another and then jumping again!! All in HISEC! Just for you to read through and complain about. I'm here for you buddy.
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Tzest0r
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Posted - 2009.05.13 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Shab T'shet
me> 2 mill and an apology to my mother and i'll let your pod go.
no luck. he must have been spamming that warp button cuz he was off before i finished typing.
can you say CONCORD ?
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2009.05.13 10:30:00 -
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Quote:
You got lucky that the none of the new spawn targeted you
L2 mission spawns are hard .
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