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Milla Jovo
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:19:00 -
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Women think they already know everything, but wait -- training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game time 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, Not The First. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up 12. Introduction To Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space 14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problemà Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil & Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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Raquel Smith
Caldari Freedom-Technologies
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:22:00 -
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-- Creator of The Ruby API Library |
Arda Xi
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:22:00 -
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Where can I sign her up? And by the way, do you know what. This sentence huh, this sentence right here? It's part of my signature.
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Eternum Praetorian
Retribution. Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Eternum Praetorian on 18/05/2009 21:28:46 This may be the best thread ever.......
Signed \0/
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Bestofworst
Gallente Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:31:00 -
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Remember to train learning skills up to make these go faster. ---- <Insert Wit> |
Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:37:00 -
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I'd send my girfriend but that means I have to unchain her from the radiator.
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Dyzanz
Luchadeer's Path Of Ascension
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Posted - 2009.05.18 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: Milla Jovo
19. PMS: Your Problemà Not His
Um... I think its Tokyo's problem.
When the beast rises up from the ocean and tanks begin to die in a hail of blue fire. It's everyone's problem . . . .
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Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:04:00 -
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my email blocks this ****e but my forums dont wtf?
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Alt Tabbed
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer I'd send my girfriend but that means I have to unchain her from the radiator.
This.
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Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:23:00 -
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26: Outdated Gender Stereotypes: how to use them to make boring, not at all funny jokes. 27: Better Men: how to find one who doesn't expect you to take lame training courses. -----------
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Archangel Divinity
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer I'd send my girfriend but that means I have to unchain her from the radiator.
Buy longer chain ...
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Faife
Federation of Freedom Fighters Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:26:00 -
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28 post chain mail crap like this in OOP so that no one sees it. --
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Bestofworst
Gallente Double Eagle Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Archangel Divinity
Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer I'd send my girfriend but that means I have to unchain her from the radiator.
Buy longer chain ...
Do you think we have the luxury of spending even more cash on her? ---- <Insert Wit> |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:48:00 -
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Worst prize.
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Junko Togawa
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Posted - 2009.05.18 23:23:00 -
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Let's not forget:
0.0. Humor I: What Is A Joke And Recognizing It From Serious Discourse 0.5. Humor II: How To Not Take Seriously That Which Is Not Serious 0.9. Humor III: How To Respond In Kind In The Spirit Of Fun Or Else Keep Your Self-Important Trap Shut, Drama Queen
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.05.18 23:31:00 -
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**** off with the copy pasta. If I wanted **** from the internet time forgot I'd take my grandparents off my email blocklist.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2009.05.19 01:52:00 -
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Moved to OOPE.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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BlackDragonShadow
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.05.19 02:08:00 -
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Win. Oh so much win. So hilarious I had to copy paste it and save it.
This sig was awesome but needs more EvE related content. - Mitnal
Fine. EVE Online |
alambar
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Posted - 2009.05.20 00:30:00 -
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26. Pets 101: animals are not people. 27. TV: Reality shows fact or fiction. 28. Vision: street side curbs do actually exist. 29. Fishing 101: do worms actually bite? 30. Motorcycles: you actually control the vehicle. |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.20 00:33:00 -
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...Why didnt this get locked for being so blatantly terrible? |
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alambar
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Posted - 2009.05.20 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero ...Why didnt this get locked for being so blatantly terrible?
Cant you read, people are enjoying it that's why! |
Brolly
Caldari Caldari State Inc. People for Organised Peace
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Posted - 2009.05.20 02:26:00 -
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Maybe you should go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend if women aren't your thing |
Elena Khan
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Posted - 2009.05.20 03:09:00 -
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This Thread is made of PURE WIN!!! |
Cetearyl Octanoate
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Posted - 2009.05.20 07:03:00 -
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Men need some courses too |
Ranik Sandaris
Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.20 07:27:00 -
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This thread is win.
And true. Zoom Zoom |
soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.05.20 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Bestofworst Remember to train learning skills up to make these go faster.
Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer I'd send my girfriend but that means I have to unchain her from the radiator.
Originally by: Archangel Divinity
Buy longer chain ...
Originally by: Bestofworst Do you think we have the luxury of spending even more cash on her?
thread delivers 100/10
Sig removed, the file size image is 24000 bytes and it lacks EVE-related content - Mitnal |
Achmed TheDead
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Posted - 2009.05.21 09:07:00 -
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Tuition must be expensive...
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